woooooah momma. ... Where am i ?? O.O not quite sure what happened, yo, but seems i have been somehow, due to the collapse of the time flux space continuum of the entire universal paradox interverse been teleported back to the cat forums >.< AWESOOOME - E - DOOOO DAAAH !!! Flip my flip flops. Sorry excuse my language but FRICK ME how long has it been ???? Bet your wondering where me and my kitkat have been huh ?? Well it's all very simple really. We were dead. Yep, we bit off a bit more than we could chew this time. No literally, i was eating some brand spanking (
) new cereal with cat and geezzzz, i was so damn freakin dooped up with the excitedness that i ate my spoon and died 
So yeah, i was pretty devistated that cereal had killed me but before i could be sad and mourn myself and my cat the gears and cogs and popsicles in my head had already started churning thinking of a way to resurrect myself back into the cat living, cereal eating sunshine seeking, cow milking, glass welding, cannibalisitc world.
As i was thinking hmmm i wonder how i'll get out of heaven/hell something completly FREAKING WOOOOAH UNEXPECTED happened and i learnt that because i was soooo cooolios and the cats flippin love my nose that i was being sent to cat heaven !! OMG
Now i know all you people here are thinking "jesus ghandi christ ilovecats, how did you resist the temptation to stay in cat heaven where all breeds and magical versions of cats live??" Well my friends, i'll tell you why. Even though i love cats, i do, i do i do i dooooo-ooooh, i don't think the cats in cat heaven were quite ready to have me there....
Now let me tell you, i have seen some cats in my time (as you know
) but these were like a whole new breed of super freakin' mother face eating evil cats.
I soon learnt i was actually in....
This may possibly be one of the worst situations i may have ever been left in so i was like "hmmm i think i may be in a bit of trouble now cat friend" and he was, as usally, just giving me his usual "ribbit" so i with all the pent up anger i just screamed
"DAAAAAAAAAAAMIT GEOOOOOORGEEEEEE"
and inadvertadly attracted the attention of every single pussycat in the room. Whoops.
As they were all about to attack me the leader lulled them all and slowly walked up to me. The leader being the Devil Cat himself, DEVILCAT.
He bellowed,
"ILOVECATS, THE ONLY WAY YOU'LL BE LEAVING THIS PLACE IS IF YOU DEFEAT ME IN A BRAWL TO THE DEATH"
by which i responded
"but we are already dead..."
he couldn't think of what to say back to that and i could tell i had humiliated him beyond words. His body started to swallow up inside of itself and his bones were crackin and limbs we're being sucked back into their sockets. I had no idea what was going on but then i remembered what was going on and the DEVILCAT was actually going to IMPLOOOOOODE !!!!
IMPLOOOOOSIIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNN
So god, yeh that is the last thing i can remember. Woke up sat at my computer with my cat and thought i would just write the story up. Didn't feel like i was gone for a year but i that is what time paradoxs can do to you !!
Anyway chaps, i must be off. More adventures to be seeked and besides, now that i'm alive and my whole life and future tasks and potential accompliments have flashed before my eyes, i need to go and polish the garden.
GOOD HYBE.
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