I have a story about cats :)

[ilovefish]

hey, awesome post, very funny story, takes me back years ago, when i was just a wee nipper-shnapper. one day i will get round to posting my own adventure, ive just got to wait for somthing exiting to happen..... until then i will swim around in my fish bowl....

lots of love my very fishy friends mwah xxx

[ilovedogs]

Awsome dude... you know you guys should show ilovecats a little more respect, it takeas a great hero to live such a life of danger and adventure.

[ilovecats]

Just sitting in my room i am, sitting at the pc and like the wackiest thing just happend like 15 minutes and 27 seconds ago (even though by the time you read this it'll be more like 16 hours and 15 minutes and 27 seconds ago or maybe even 10 minutes i don't know.... I JUST DONT KNOW AAAAH) i like decided to look out my window and discovered it's christmas time. My neighbours have put all these flippin lights on their house they have, so i decided to take a picture of it with my super digitially enchanced digital 5.7 9 million megawatt pixelated camera that i found on the floor yesterday

So after getting annoyed about how out of line this was, i took the matters of the law into my own hands (litterally, i have freakin huge hands!) and went over to their house. Now i must tell you man, these guys are bloomin bananas they are, parrped up just as much as that peter pepper that picks pickles with the pipper pepper potter pipple that barmy bunch are, flipped 1 too many pancakes if you know what i mean chaps.
Anyway, i was walking over to their house like, and i like stepped onto their like porch like and was like knocking the door like and then like she like answered the door like and i was like "yo like" and stuff like. Like. Now i gota like tell you, this women that lives here one ugly motherlover, she is so god damn ugly i was mentally scared the first time i saw her and was put into a spiraling coma for 6 seconds, and then woke up, saw her again and had to be sent to the looney farm, locked in a room with a matress padded wall and roof. She looks like this...

So i was like saying "hey, why have you got lights on your house" and she was all like "it's christmas time you dosy twazack" and i took that deep man. I was hurt. Wounded. Mortified. Hungry, But Mainly Smelly. So i was obviously not standing for any of this and i pulled out my spud gun and told her to freeze, and she did. Literally.

so now that she was frozen, i raided the house, blew up all the electrical appliances and sockets with my spud gun, but ran out of ammo so i finished the rest off with mainly cuttelry, especially spoons and the odd tin opener. After i had totally trashed her house, her kids came home and were like "zomg, whats going on, eh ?" so before they had a chance understand the situation, i tied them up

Just to make sure no one could track me, i rigged the house with nuclear explosives and set a timer to 10 seconds. Living next door it would only take 9 seconds to get home, and the blast radius would never reach me, because i have HeMan's sheild. Here's what it looked like i guess

the police came about 4 seconds after, but because i was in my house, no suspicion was cast upon me. I'm pretty satisfied with myself now, and let this be a lesson to everyone ! Never Ever EVER wear odd socks. You'll get bullied. Just like those kids without the latest nikey sneakers.

GOODGYBE !!

[ilovecats]

Dudes and dudettes, like reply and keep this thread alive. You knows you love my story about nuclear explosions !!

This is the only reason i have to live my life as i do, please don't break my dream

[orca]

Just 2 gud.......ilovecats I'm beginning to like this nonsense now

[Mahip]

Your garbage like CAT fairy-tales are now making me mad

When are you going to end this?

[mirchikris]

Originally Posted by Mahip

Your garbage like CAT fairy-tales are now making me mad

When are you going to end this?

Yeah pls stop this

kris

[ilovecats]

Originally Posted by Mahip

Your garbage like CAT fairy-tales are now making me mad

When are you going to end this?

See, like i don't understand people like that are like you and mirchikris because you are getting annoyed over something you are not made to read or look at. I think secretly you love my stories and this is a desperate cry for me to write more stories, so don't worry Mahip. I will never stop my stories. I'm finally enticing people like Orca to like my jibba jabba (which is an accomplisment in itself !!) and you dampen my spirit like a big evil sponge that is yellow, not orange (sponges are yellow, not orange) so when i'm not dieing of being tired like i am now, i'll write another story SPECIALLY DEDICATED TO YOU MAHIP BECAUSE YOU LOVE ME SO MUCH

but until then, as the saying goes, i'm going to catch a few z's.

[non compos mentis]

hehe giggle giggle...

[ilovecats]

As i promised, here is my story dedicated to Mahip, the guy who secretly tells me that he loves my stories and he desires me to write until my fingers burn. So i will.

Now, looking at your avatar i thought of 2 things.

Karate and Pokémon the cartoon show.
You see, the little fellow in your avatar is chopping things like a master karate master and the person looks just like a pokemon i once loved called Geodude.

It just so happens that Geodude does karate and since i can't really meet geodude in real life, i wished last night to a shiny star in the sky that i saw that i could have a dream all about him and my friend Mahip.

Well, it all started in my house and i was there like usual, eating Wheetos. I must tell you guys, i'm a wheetos addict. If there was a food that i had to recommend to you (i don't know if they sell it in your originated country, so do some ebaying people !) is Wheetos. My, my, wheetos are so tasty and circundicular, they're great.


Anyway, after i slurpped my wheetos into my belly, i fed my cat some whiskers and i then stepped outside and i discovered i was in Karate land (the place that the Karate kid was in, in the film Karate Kid 2) so like quite obviously there was obviously like some bad guys EVERYWHERE but they all looked like Geodude smashing bit's of wood (everytime you see a karate man, they are always cutting wood with their hands, usually in portions of 7 planks of wood at a time. It must be the ultimate source of their power!)
It was quite the site, so i wiped my mouth clean of milk

and started to march towards Geodude. If you guys know anything about pokemon, all rock pokemon are weak against water even though, theoretically that would be complete gibberish. A rock, being a solid form is completley water proof, and water would do nothing more than make them all clean and sparkely before they tear the poor little opponent to shreads with lots of rocks. Anyway, i'm drifiting. So after melting the Geodude with cold water, i asked him who their leader was...
"We...do not speak of his name..." was the response.
"Well ermm can you write it down then ?" i asked
"yes" he said
"thank you" i said
"no problem" he said
"" i said
"" he said
So the piece of paper said this

"gasp" i gasped, i always knew that fiend mahip was behind something. First he writes a cat story, good feedback goes straight to a rookie's head and now he's trying to take over the world with karate moves. I knew i smelt something funky in the air. My god, that does smell funky. urgh...
So anyway, i headed towards the largest, most obvious and conspicuous building in town (everyone knows a smart bad guy always hides in the largest, most obvious and conspicuous building in town because no one will ever think of looking there ) and knocked very politely on the front door and shouting "OI MAHIP, WHO IN THE BLUE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? I SAID A OOOOOOH OOOOOOH OOOOOH SOME KIND OF SUPER STAR ?"
and he replied
"rar" and jumped out the front door, the impact smashing me back into the dirt like so...

This made me angry, and you Mahip should have known he wouldn't like me when i'm angry. With that said, we charged into battle, mounted upon our mighty steeds with the consequence of the world's fate lying in the outcome of the momentous battle.
With a swift right hook, left jab and karate drop kick mahip knocked me back once again leaving me a little stunned. With a swift press off the ground as i made my decent, i flipped backwards and landed back upon my feet (just as neo does about 18 times in the matrix) and spat some blood on the floor because it makes me look tough. Pressing back forth into battle, i used my trademark attack. The hip hop, flip flop somebody stop me. My god, i had trouble drawing this on paint because it's immesense power flows through me and the simple thought makes me just wanna hit someone. I've gone through 17 computers drawing this man !

OOOOH AND THEN THIS HAPPEND OMG AAAAH

Then after all that i woke up, ironed my shirt and put my jumper on.

The End