SO now something abt my PI--- There were 3 chaps no female in the panel

....Let the legend be as
1..SI--south indian chap arnd 36 yrs old bearded n all-this gentleman ushered me in and then was consipicious by his absence(i luv throughing these phrases in) for 5 mins...
2..ONG-old nice guy--very soft spoken n intellectually looking--probably a bongo
3.MTE--moustached(sorry 4 bad spelling) tech expert--arnd 47 yrs of age asked loads of qus on tech
4.oops forgot to add myself

--KH 4 khotahimachali
Now i entered dot at 11 0'clock n after the usual BS

took the seat ..
ONG--so MR.kaushik u hav come alll the way frm Nagpur to Delhi??
KH-yes sir i hav..(shhesh wat a first ques):x
ONG--Why??
KH-sir mumbai nearest to nagpur was not a center(are kisi ko malum hai kya why??

)...
MTE--(interrupts in between)--wat abt Ahmedabad??
KH- blah blah abt delhi being known to me as i am frm himachal pradesh(wanted them to ask on that) and hav been to it loads of time--also it is nearer
by 3.33 hrs...
ONG-so wat is ur Final yr project??
KH--(mare gaye..though earlier sacricial

lambs had talked abt this particular ceremony at the altar--so was prepared)--Image Processing
ONG--very interesting!!!being a mechanical engineer why u took it??
KH- sir but i am an electronics engineer!!!!(wat is this

???)
ONG--ohhh so will ask abt the proj later...At this moment tell us abt some latest developments in the electronics field??
KH-(yaar i can not desribe in words how glad i was on being let off the proj thing

)--in communication or core electronics??
ONG--anything well do u know abt nanotech??
KH--no sir
ONG--heard of N-log,,it is a company
KH-naah
ONG--ok ok tell me abt bluetooth
KH-well i know abt Bluetooth,Irda,ISDN blah blah First of all let me tell u abt Bluetooth..blah blah blah loads of gyan

4 arnd 4 mins with them appering quite interested though i myself started getting bored

..in the meantime came SI and asked 4 my certificates frm MTE who had gone thru them earlier...taking this oppurtunity MTE barges in...
MTE--so which subj did u like best??
KH--(ab bakra katega:grab: ) Microprocessors..
MTE--why??
KH-- bcoz i like it--siad something abt it being contemperory..
MTE--contemperory..(looks at other panelists with an evil smile playing on his lips)--so what latest processorsdo u know abt??
KH--told them abt RISC ones like PAT-100,,supersparc n others..
MTE-wat abt P4??
KH--sir i know not much in detail just the basic architecture..
MTE--go on
KH--told em abt bus n address lines..was asked some on bus-wat it is and some more donno remember exactly..
MTE--so do u hav any idea abt the number of transistors on the chip of P4(this folllowed bcoz moi said something abt VLSI)
KH-sir i dunno know exactly but arnd 10^12 i guess
MTE-give me some name 4 that quantity??
KH-million billion
MTE--some other
KH-1000 giga??
the panel laughs he he he
KH--me sheepishly now i recall it vis tera
MTE--so wat is the size of the chip??
KH--arnd 5cm*3.5*1mm(just said some numbers ) actually the processor chip looks like (showed them by drawing in the air the approx size)
MTE--(frm my aerial drawing) are u sure that much is 5 cm??
KH--no sir i think i was wrong

then,,it is arnd 1.5 inches
MTE--hw much is an inch??
KH-2.54 cms(now i am thinking yeh kahan aa gaye hum!!!)
SI--also in your form u hav said that u r filling this form is no small fry--(this i had given in the accomplishment ques)
KH--yup sir gav SOME ABT IIM a being gr8 insti and as a third pesron u rely on surveys and that recently it figured in top 100 of world
SI--so which survey?/
KH--i do not recall sir
SI--so anyone will say anything to ya n u will believe it??
KH--naah (am i that moron

) i read in a reputed magazine n just can not recall the name of the survey co..
MTE--so 10^12 transistors on 5*3.5 area chip!!!
KH--yes sir use of VLSI n nanotech enables that
MTE--ok take this piece of paper n calculate how much area wil each transistor get??
KH--did and got somethig like 10^-16 for each
MTE--wat is the radii of an atom??
KH--i do not know exactly but somewat in range of angstroms--
MTE-so wat is an angstrom??
KH--arnd 10^-10 cm
MTE--so we r getting less area than an atom ..how do P4 ppl make it happen
KH--sir as i mentiopned earlier i do not know much abt P4 --we only studied 8085 in my college
(smiles arnd the panel )
SI--u still study 8085??
KH--(with a shrug--oye mai ki karan je college ke pas paise nahin hain:huh: ??)--yup we do?/
ONG--can u tell me abt its architecture??
KH--i again go on a rampage 4 arnd 2 mins and lots of ques were aske din between abt multiplewxing of buses n the lot--do not dare to mention here
nahin to baki junta maregi--tronix guys can PM me if tat interested...
SI--so in your form u hav written one of ur fav authors is ENID BLYTON??
(the whole panel is again smiling--am i a joker ??)
KH--yes sir she is

!!!
SI--but she writes children's books
KH--sir i am still very much a child

and besides she writes really gr8..
SI--so which series of hers do u like best?/
KH--famous five
SI--can u name them
KH--did that
SH--so r these books good 4 children??
KH--yes sir they r..
SI-explain
KH--well as a begineer blah blah and ended with that she writes abt food a lot and children luv food...
SI--do they really??
KH--well sir i like n still do alot

and my fren circle did..
(again smiles all around--mai aisa kyun hoon??)
SI-so do u know any author of children's boobks frm India??
KH--uhhhhh there is this author who lives in mussorie --yaaahh Ruskin Bond
SI--is he an Indian?/
KH--yup he took indian citizenship long time back...
SI--any other..
KH--nahh
SI--well there has been someone who has been in da news recently regarding indian citizenship
KH-yup it was Tasleema Nasreen..
SI--who is she ..
KH-- gav stuff abt her n talked abt controversya bt her book..seeing the look on SI's face said --"but i do not know the name of her book"
(agian smiles all around--man i am fed up of this)
SI--so u hav writren in ur form abt heat stroke(i had given some stuff abt how in nagpur i usually get heat strokes once every year--this in response to some problem vala ques..)
can u expalin me abt it??
KH--gav some gyan abt wat happens to mmoi when i hav it..
SI--no abt general public the theory behind it..
KH--gav some crap abt heat flow n all in the end said i did not know-- i just hav loads of headaches...
(look at each other n decide the poor chap has had enuff...)
ONG--so u may leave now--(points to the toffee bowl--now i hav a ques while i was waiting 4 my turn everyone had said that they were giving chocolates so i was waiting 4 some dairy milk or atleast a perk
but these were plain old eclairs--sheesh)--take some
(MOI TAKE ONE)
ong-come on take one more...
KH--(can not say i hate eclairs

--so take 2/3 more n leave after doing the usual BS)
it was 21 min 38 sec interview and i liked it--the panel wsa nice n helped me along--i kept my mug beaming with smiles at times and never stressed out --apun load nayich leta

..
to bhai log kuch comments vagarah de do...even if it looks all downhill do not hesitate i hav layers n layers of fat(frm eating loads of chocs) and i can easily withstand the barbs..
shucks forgot to add my profile earlier
10th--88.4 cbse
12th--90.8 cbse (PCM)
GRAD (BE Electronics)--till now 80 %--uni topper
CAT--99.77--A B K only due to 89
in DI..
also wud like to mention one thing---my pa saw some IIFT seniors rushing to their classes with sukhaa(dry) bread pieces in their mouths and not even a dolloop of jam or sauce in it and sheesh talking of breakfast ---
bread..yuk i hate bread... peeps n is this the scenario in B-schoos that u do not get time to eat ???
properly even..mujhe dar lag raha hai---i luv my food.... n it seems if i get threu any B-school i am going to disapperar in thin air--my pa was having a good laugh over it all the way back ..
ciao all
Puneet
PS--yaar i was searching like mad 4 PGites on my floor(first floor) but did nah find any one--kahan the bhiru log--may be 2nd ..mine was full of chandigarh folks..