Hi Puys,
First of all my apologies for not putting this interview at an earlier stage. I figured that would have ruined whatever chances I had. As expected I did not get through... But hopefully this would help the candidates next year...
My PROFILE:
Acads:
X :82.4
XII :80
Undergrad : 81.6% , Electronics n Communication Engg from NIT Jalandhar
Work-Ex: 21 month @ wipro [19 at the time of interview]
CAT %ile:
DI :98.34
Quant :99.51
Verbal :99.61
Aggregate: 99.91
Any other special thing abt u: NTSE scholarship holder, played chess at state level
Essay:
Topic: Managing climatic changes
Time:10 min., to be filled in the column G[leave this section blank of the form]
Brief Snapshot: I feel i managed just fine here. The practice at time center paid off. started off with Al Gore and R. Pachauri. talked about world environment forum, the Nano car, recylcin, carbon trading, greener technologies, public transport, alternate fuels. no examples cause of lack of space. concluded with how in future pace of industrialization would be governed by environment. though high on content, pretty illegible. my take 8/10.
Disclaimer: Week hearted/ppl who want to see nice interviews pls skip this post.. people who continue to read should continue at their own risk. This might leave some readers demorallized. what followed is often claimed by some as a stress interview. For me, it was unforgettable experience. A lot of details have been added to show exactly what made it so memorable.
PI:
Panel Members Intro: Three eminent personalities. I deeply respect them. But post my interview, my faith in humanity in general has taken a hit. P1 is the commander in chief, an elderly clean shaved person who made me think i was unfit to pass nursery. P2 was an elderly gentleman, having white beard. He was the one who found my interview really funny. He observed me very keenly. P3 a slightly dark complexioned gentleman with a french beard. He seemed the happy go lucky kind. I instantly liked this fellow.
I am Tortured soul [TS], the clueless protagonist.
I was candidate 2 for my panel. As soon as candidate 1 came out, I immediately smiled n asked him "how did it go?"... Well to my utter horror, he was having trouble speaking.. It took him full 2 minutes of yogic breathing exercises n 1 n a half bottle of bisleri to recover. Finally an audible sound came, "STRESS". "beware of P1", he added as an after thought.
At this time P3 calls for me!!
Questions:
TS: May I come in…
P2: no, err… wait… [
lol... really nice start]
P1 gestures me to enter!! I stand on the door clueless. A little later P1 asks me to enter, P2 shakes his head. So I enter…
P1: So u r from Jalandhar...
TS(smillin broadly, someone had told me to keep smillin in stress interviews): YES SIR (as an NCC cadet might yell)
P2: give me ur file.
P1 (reading from my form): I work as java/j2ee developer in an enhancement and mantainance project for an investment bank...
TS: YES sir...
P1: So wat do u do for this investment bank of yours.
TS: Sir we work in an admin project..[immediately cut, ouch…]
P1: precisely wat is ur role??[already raisin his voice]
TS(tries to smile meekly): sir I am a part of a team which is responsible for.. [cut badly]
P1: dont beat around the bush, wat do u do?
TS (looks towards P2 n P3 for help, both are lost in comparin my form with my certis, again smile meekly): the product is used by the client for various purposes like...
P1 : like??
TS(omg!! I m running out alternative starts): like by blah blah... user might search for a details when a client calls..
P1: so wats special, does the details pop up immedaitely? or manual feeds?
TS: sir manual...
P1: why manual, u would have customers number...
TS(me n my big mouth, P1 was not impressed): person might call from any number
P2 smiles at me. He is through. P3 is still lost...
P1: How many customers are there??
TS: customers HNI, millions of records.
P1: not possible, only 2.64 lakh HNI world wide.
TS: I beg your pardon. maybe there are more then one records for an individual
P1[shouts]: not possible. dont u have keys..
TS [still calm, though tryin conciously not to look at P1. P2 is havin the time of his life]: sir HNI might be in different countries, 1 record per country.. not sure...
P2: define HNI
TS: blah... rich ppl... accepted..
P1: wat enhancement did u do here..
TS(this was just an example!!): this is only one of the uses..[again cut]
P1: how did u enhance this seemingly simple search..
TS[thinks hard]: sir added some fields.. developed logic for this... some batch processes..
[actually this enhancement was done by some other team.. had little idea]
P1 (sarcastically laughs): enhanced DB.. too much...
TS(now sweating profusely... scratchin his nose ever to often... prayin.. lookin at the bowl of sweets kept there hungrily!!)
P2 is still enjoyin.. P3 looks at the commotion and then disappears again comparing the certis..
TS(tryin his best to guide to conversation out of troubled water): As I was telling there are numerous other application.. basically admins.. ESOP’s, ESPP’s etc.
P1: who are the banks clients.
TS: blah.. blah.. thus Customer Service Representatives come in Blah Blah..
P1 shakes his head, P2 is still smillin, P3 wakes up…
P1 gestures to P2 n P3 to take over.. TS feels a little relieved. Thinks 'I can still survive!!'...
P3: Beside ESOP’s n ESPP ’s what are your other hobby…
TS (grinning, finally something different): I am learning guitar, play chess..[cut]
P3: Guitar, how long
TS: blah.. Can play chords n leads..
P3: good. Tell me about C-major..
TS(actually holding an air guitar in hand): first strin open…blah..
P3: just tell me the notes…
TS: can I the draw the same?[smart move!! showed I know the entire deal, anyway continue showin him notes from the diagram] Hold E open, ..
P3: sure..
TS (you bet): Yes sir…
P3: what is major n minor in chords??
TS: answers…
P2 [he has the manners of a Buddhist monk]: why do rivers flow from north to south??
TS [shocked, why me?? plans momentarily to fake faintin, decides against it, suddenly eureka!!!]: Himalayas are in the north… source… Ganga n Gangotri [hozzat!!!]
P2: Why rivers flow from east to west??
TS [makes a strange convulted face]: No idea. Ganga flows from west to east [draw the map of India in air!! N ganga is flowing west to east]
P1 (back with a vengeance): South has hills.. ever heard of deccan plateau!! (tone of extreme mockery)
TS: depends on topology, flow from higher to lower areas.. probably bend around plateaus.. based on some energy law(suicide!! I think I said some newtonian law)
P2: Name that law?
TS [sheepishly]: Not sure, law of conservation of energy… err…not sure..
P2: who gave law of conservation of energy??
TS [speakin with a great effort, tryin still to smile]: not sure.. Newton. Err... not sure
P1 [pretty amused, lookin at my form n speakin..]: Physics Olmpiad, NTSE … [TS has a broad smile on his face, getting pumped up with every word]
N still u don’t know a thing [bang!!!! TS shell shocked.. wtf!! omg!! How can u twist my achievement into a negative.. mommy help!!! this gentleman is killin me!!]
(speakin to P2 n P3) did u check these certis?? Is he really havin all these certis??
P3 n P2 : yes.. yes
P1: Physics Olympiad…
P3 : Yes..
TS is still gasping for air…
P1 [mumbling to himself]: I don’t think he would know java either..[Aloud] So Ankit, you were in Electronics n Communication, do u remember anything?
TS [gulp!!]: sir some bits of it..
P1 [mocking]: some bits of it (TS looks at the butcher’s blade and is silently resigning to his fate)
P1: wat is the difference between gates n switches??
TS: sir gates are devices… multiple input.. have logic.. [again cut, by now TS is used to not speakin]
P1: logic.. u sure
TS (again rephrasing wat he mentioned): sir assimilates the input and based on the circuit arrangement, as in the transistors.. logic… gives output.. eg and gate[again cut]
P1: I ask u a simple general question, why must u give me a particular example n constrict everythin!!
TS( resigned.. ): Sir I will generalize it from the example.. 3 input and gate… arrangement in circuit. 3 1’s o/p 1.. similary… blah.. switch is something like a transistor.. has one i/p n 1 o/p… no logic states..[cut]
P1: transistor had logic states.. on n off..
TS (knows this is his worst nightmare): yeas.. I beg your pardon… 2 states.. but simple logic.. blah blah..(something that makes no sense)…
P2: now u will say gates are the combination of switches…
TS (eureka!!): Exactly!!! [ at this moment, I can see shades of Navjot Singh Sidhu in P2. He laughs uncontrollably.. P1 is also amazed with my guts.. P3 is still happy] gates are made from appropriate arrangement of transistors ie switches.. blah…
P1: explain with an example..
TS (last throw of the dice): Can I draw this… [P1 nods, TS start drawing transistors ..]
P1: what r those symbols, I don’t understand them.. I am a layman.. [symbols = BJT transistors]
TS [smilling, a sarcastic tones]: sir I will explain in layman terms..
P1: u have 30 sec to draw n explain.. hurry up [its only 5 sec man.. come on give me a break!! Stops a moment to remember] See he does not even remember.. useless!!
TS [god if u r there, do something!! draws something, cuts it]
P1: just forget it, take any toffee u want n leave
TS [ a souvenir!! Looks at the choices, all cheap 1 rs toffee!! Pick up an éclairs., think abt pickin another, decide against it.. smillin at P3] thnx sir, [to P2]: thnx for ur time [to P1, a gentle nod]… ( wanted to say : "thanks for torturing me", but then again...)
MISC.
I have no idea what happened there.. Atleast I came out walkin… they ought to have some medical team there on standby… with the stakes so high, a weak hearted person might just collapse… I don't know if they were interviewing me for an MBA course or a stint in the secret services!! It took me 2 beers n 3 X 60 ml vodkas to get rid of mental fatigue cuased by those 20 minutes...
PS: I had written above immediately after interview but decided not to post as I thought that it might potray IIMA profs in a negative light, the last thing on my mind... I feel lucky to have made it this far and interacted with the best profs of India(if not the world)... So I figured I'll post it anyway.. Maybe ppl preparin for next yr PI's would gain from this... Wat not to do kinds..
Verdict: Not Selected [:X]