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Originally Posted by paybacktime
Hats off to you mate. This piece really really had me off my feet. I was laughing like mad.
But, behind all that humour was a nice subtle message too. And that message loud and clear is "To Hell with the IIMs"
Bhai meri baat maan, chod MBA. Let us do our own thing. U write articles and I will publish them. And one day we will get on to the board of the IIMs and set the paper ourselves. And that will be the most logical, error-free and competent CAT paper ever set by the IIMs. And only then will these idiots realize our value.
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My frst post on PG ........ and even i shout ..... To Hell With The IIMs ..... being a non engineer ... wat i realised after 4 days of drama is that CAT was a pro - "lucky engineers" paper completely ........ and not for an arts background guy like me :( NO more CAT for me .... thts for sure .......
@ rpradeep ..... mate just in case u plan to come out with the book ; then i can add my one liners and poetry in it ..... collaboration main kaam kar sakte hain ?? i further my case by giving ths piece .....
na jaane kyu aaj dil ne kaha
likho kuch CAT ke baare main
samjho arth is adbudh shabd ka
jaan lo hain yeh hain dhoke ka matka
hain aasu chupa jiske kan kan mein
likhu kuch CAT ke baare main
panno main toh bas teen sectiono ko jorta hain yeh
par asal main ek chakravyuh ki yatra hain yeh
phasa hua tha jo har kamal, tatti main isme ...... (jst a coincidence if u thnk chabra and tatimatla
)
phir bhi decode karne ko bhagya chahiye tha usme ....
na jaane kyu aaj dil ne kaha
likho kuch CAT ke baare mein
Din raat ek kar mahino bitaye
girl friend , movie aur naa jaane kya kya gawaye
har sunday khud ko cut-off se katwaye
bewakoof the jo kismat aazmane hum aaye
na jaane kyu aaj dil ne kaha
likho kuch CAT ke baare main
jee karta hain kaash woh paper setter kahi dikh jaye
na jaane kyu woh hum sab ki zindagi se khele jaye
rab se dua hain ki koi kaali billi uske shareer ke har ang ko kaat jaye
aur use dekh hum sab khare ek awaaz main cut-off cut-off chillaye
na jaane kyu aaj dil ne kaha
likho kuch CAT ke baare main
waqt toh aur hain nahi ki is CAT main hum lagaye
zindage main bas "Keep Walking" karte jaye
par kabhi is duniya main agar mere bacche aaye
aur agar bare hoke woh CAT ka naam liye jaye
toh kasam hain paida karne waale ki
maar maar ke bhooth bana dalunga unko
chahe homicide ka ilzaam hi kyu naa mujhpe aaye
ab dil keh raha hain
bahut likha CAT ke baare main
XAT ki maya bhi kal dekh le
gar kuch hota hain toh gd/pi join kar lena
nahi toh baithenge phir likhne XAT ke baare main
Help
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in our good ol' MBA application forms asking for 10th, 12th %age and no. of months work-ex, which will more or less be the same for a group of people, we feel we have nothing to differentiate other than the CAT scores.
!!!!!!...for 5 years....imagine working for APJ Abdul Kalam @ Rashtrapati Bhavan & then getting into IIMA 
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