I have a story about cats :)

[ilovecats]

Hello all my little buddies who i have never met before here at cat forums, i have an amazing story to tell you about my cats and stuff man !!
Yeah well i was like one day in the garden doing all my stuff that you like usually do in the garden (like grow grass and weeds and stuff lol) and then i was "hey cat, come here like" and then they all came to me with loving care and affection and stuff, my cat look so cool.
Anyway, i was like your so cool, and he was all like "meow" and then all of a sudden there was some massive blowing up noises and i was all like "AAAH MASSIVE BLOWING UP NOISES OH MY GOD CAT!!!??!!" and then i looked up and this giant space ship came and everything omg !!

On the ship that then abducted us, there was all these men that were star troopers and me and my little old cat were so scared we goose bumps on our goose bumps i tell you !! Then the storm trooper was all like "geehee i want to eat you" and i was like oh noes so then i thought "my god i need to do something super duper drastic" so then i got my cat and he did this

It was all like amazing and stuff so then the ship fell apart and the storm trooper was all like

and then the world exploded and i was like wow the world has exploded and then me and my cat were back home in bed and were like man it must have been a dream but then i found something on the floor

and then i looked at the cat and was very disturbed by the look on his face

THE END

[non compos mentis]

hey u on some mind altering toxic substances??? dope?? grass??? weed??? hash??? cos this goes way beyond normal alchoholic blunderings!!!!

[pankajrai2000]

Hey junta

This is some misunderstood, misinformed, misplaced guy/gal who most probably searched for cat (billi) in google, bumped to pagalguy.com and
posted here.

Laughing like hell readin the post and the reaction of non compos mentis bhai


cheers
thanx

[orca]

Originally Posted by pankajrai2000

Laughing like hell readin the post and the reaction of non compos mentis bhai
cheers
thanx

Are you sure it is indeed non compos mentis bhai?? AFAIK it shud be behen.

PS: This one cracked me up, story abt cats?? LOL

[simon]

*sigh* a misguided attempt at Douglas Adams....

but who cares, that was hilarious!
ROFL!!

[pagalguy]

Man... this falls into the "Think ya've seen it all..now see this" category .. Moving to chit-chat

[Jugnoo]

location Germany!! wow PG is going places!

[shrutz]

The name doesn't sound too German, though!

Cats *snort*

[DJK]

For the sake of the newest german member, as a sign of kindness and hospitality. I have translated all comments to his / her native language.

non compos mentis:
he u auf irgendeinem Verstand, der giftige Substanzen?? ändert? Schmiere?? Gras??? Unkraut??? Durcheinander??? Lattich dieses geht Weise über normalen alchoholic blunderings
hinaus!!!!

pankajrai2000:
He Rat
Dieses ist mißverstandenes einiges, misinformed, verlegter KerlGallone, die vermutlich nach Katze (billi) im google suchte, gestoßen zu pagalguy.COM und
hier bekanntgegeben.
Wie Hölle readin den Pfosten und die Reaktion von Compos mentis bhai
nicht lachen

orca:
Sind Sie es sind in der Tat nicht Compos mentis bhai? sicher? AFAIK, die es shud ist, behen.
Ps: Dieses knackte mich oben, Geschichte abt Katzen?? LOL

Simon:
* Seufzer * ein irregeführter Versuch bei Douglas Adams....
aber wer sich interessiert, das war urkomisch!


ROFL!!

pagalguy:
Mann... dieses fällt in "denken das ya've, das ganz ihm gesehen wird.sehen Sie jetzt diese "Kategorie. Bewegen auf Geplauder


Jugnoo
Position Deutschland!! Wimmern PG ist gehende Plätze!

shrutz
Der Name klingt nicht zu deutsch, obwohl!
Katzen * snort *

DJKrishkay
Hmph! Wie Sie seien Sie irgendwie wirklich deutsch. Arbeitslose Person. Wie über das Studieren für CAT, als die Jagd herauf Stern Wars pics. Katzen In der Tat. Als war das letzte Mal, das Sie einen realen CAT sahen? In Tom U. Jerry?

Cheers!!

[almostgenuis]

Even The Sun has a story about cats

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2005500351,00.html

The Sun, UK - 28 Oct 2005

A CAT ran off with its owner’s TOE after he accidentally chopped it off with a kitchen knife.

Udo Ried, 41, dropped a bread knife on his bare foot, slicing off the second toe. He hopped to the bathroom for a bandage — and came back to find Fritz the cat had gobbled up the toe and darted into the garden.

It was never found. Doctors in Luebeck, Germany said the digit could have been reattached if the cat had not taken it.