🏛 SSC CGL 2019 Tier 1 Notification – Exam Date, Syllabus and Preparation (Part 1)

😂😂😂😭😭😭😂😂😂 Ab kisi ki himmat nhi hogi 18 se 22 tak aisa chu***pa karne ki

REAL STORY::


*Me: Listening to loop of Paake Mitran di jacket light waaliyan.. billo takri joh paake sandal lightaan waaliyan.


Baapu:: Tumhari harkate dekh ke lag ni raha 2 din baad exam hai tumhaara 😂 😂 

Guys ek serious question hai...jo bande form k time graduation me degree galat bhr de sirf exam attempt krne k liye...vo future mein registration number save ho jaata hai kya permanently ssc k database me ....future attempts me bhi vhin se uthaate hai ssc details .....to jb eligible ho jaae koi graduation kre to tab selection ho jaae to problem aaegi kya koi or degree hone se ......??? Please btaana guys jisko pta ho acche se 

Arey center pe iss baar bhi kada,locket,aanguthi, belt, joote khulwa rahe h kya?

People please check your ticket numbers.. I had downloaded my admit card the day it was released.. I had my exam today and after reaching there I got to know that SSC had changed the ticket numbers. I had to face a panic situation as I wasn't allowed to enter. But luckily my home was nearby.. So please check your ticket numbers again and take a printout if it is changed. All the best😊

One word ,idioms kaha see are any idea

For those people jo puchh rahe hai KYA HUA KYA HUA.


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Kal Jin ka bi xam hai.. meri Taraf se unko best of luck, good luck, or Han “ many many happy returns of d day”😂😂😂 vaise mera bi kal hai.. koi na dosto fod k aana...agar paper tough aye to “Virat kholi” ban jana.. or agar easy aaye to” Chris Gayle” ...xam hi to hai Yar vo bi 10th level ka ...tier1 Foda tha ye bi fod denge... or Han bhaiyo jinka aaj tha unke liye “ condolences” or jinka kal hai bhaiyo “chak de”... 💪💪

GK का QUIZ ले और चेक करें की आपका GK का नॉलेज कितना है? इसमें टोटल 15 प्रशन है| 12 से 15 नंबर वालों को A मिलेगा |8 से 12 नंबर वालों को B मिलेगा और 5 से 8 वालों को C और बाकि को D ग्रेड मिलेगी| तो दिखिए आपके कितने मार्क्स आते है


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Khurana be like - "Isey kahate hai exam, dene wala bhi yaad rakkhe aur lene wala bhi."

    

bandobust

  /ˈbʌndəʊbəst/          noun   


1.  (in India ) an arrangement ;

2.  any system or mode of regulation discipline


Word Origin -   Hindi : band-o-bast tying and binding, from Persian        

FACT# Agar yeh Ssc ki jagah Upsc ka exam hota toh woh banda jisnay b----c----di ki hai ab tak salokho kay pichey hota

Please corrct if wrong


Tempestuous - Calm

Vista :- darkness

Swindle :- honest


Embargo :- ban

Guzzle :- sip

Hound :- beagle


Mutual discourse :- colloquial

Sun loving :- heliophytes

Lover of dogs :- Canophilia

Killing of prophet :- vaticide

Killer of birds :- avicide

Obsession of wine :- oenomania

Rule by army :- stratocracy

Study of snakes :-  ophiology


Reap the whirlwind :- suffer conseq. Due to ones actions

Wild and wolly :- uncouth in app. Or behaviour

Weather storm :- survive difficulty

Whoop it up :- celebrate in noisy way

With the vengeance :- revenge

Spin your wheel:- ????

Give it a whirl :- try out

Up against wall :- ????

Lack of Civic mindedness or of patriotism :-  incivism    

Skin of animals :-  taxadermatologist

Eating mud:- ????

Wear the green willow :- ????

Of the first water :- quality




Guys,i attempted only 35Qs in Maths,but all accurate,and English 190 expeting 170+,my tier 1 marks was 137.5 ,What are my chances?I belong to ST Category

5 din k bad ap log kya Kroge?

Eating mud ka one work substitution kya tha? Kisi bhai ko yaad hai?

After today's exam of English, what would be your source of vocab for the coming shifts?

x^3 + y^3 + z^=13 , xyz=1, x + y + z= 1,  xy + yz +zx ki value find krni thi....  Ek qstn yd h algebra ka bas


IMPORTANT

IN ENGLISH ALL QUESTION WERE SCATTERED EXCEPT READING COMPREHENSION AND CLOZE TEST MATLAB EK CLOZE TEST K PANCHO QUES EK SATH

@Tution_the_imp kaha hai halfman...