Dil bechara maha ghatiya film hai agar sushant wala angle ko bhul k dekho to... Bollywood ne fir se ek cult classic ka balatkar kr diya h... Indian audience bewakuf aur hypocrite hai
A monkey is sitting in a tree, smoking a joint, when a lizard walks past. The lizard looks up and says “Hey! what are you doing?” The monkey says “Smoking a joint, come up and join me" So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey and they have another joint. After a while the lizard says his mouth is ‘dry’, and that he’s going to get a drink from the river. At the riverbank, the lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls in. A Crocodile sees this and swims over to the stoned lizard, helping him to the side. He then asks the lizard, “What’s the matter with you?!” The lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting in the tree, smoking a joint with the monkey and his mouth got dry, and that he was so wasted that, when he went to get a drink from the river, he fell in! The inquisitive crocodile says he has to check this out. He walks into the jungle and finds the tree where the monkey is sitting, finishing a joint. He looks up and says “Hey, MONKEY!” The Monkey looks down and says “F@@@UUCK, DUDE……. Tu kitna pani piya re b..........d???😂😂😂
Jawed ashraf was there in France as ambassador from India while receiving first batch of rafale and hilal Ahmad was the pilot who flew the plane from France And gobar bhakt say Hindu rashtra bnaynge
getting good marks in cgl 18 nd hv scored well in 2019 cgl pre too but can't focus on study maybe bcs of the endless waiting that has catapulted my metamorphosis from a studious candidate to a lethargic soul..
Is the same sort of thing happening with anybody else here ?
Ek intellectual hai @Wilsonfisk. Kehta hai 72 hoor ke liye jihaadi banke puri duniya me terrorism failane wale or ek political party ke supporter, dono same hai. Ye thinking hai in bkl ki. Or ye m@drchod khud ko neutral btate hai or kehte hai hame desh ki chinta hai. L@vda chinta hai tumhe. Tumhe hatred hai bs kyuki tumhare opinion ki m@@ ch@d di India ne.
this page has become battle ground for people
wahi hindu musli
bjp congress
reform non reform
bhang bhosda ityadi
saala koi hasi majak kartahi nahi hai ,pehle ssc se frustrated ,saala fb insta pekuch post karne ko nahi hai ,yaha atahoon soch ke ki time pass hoga bc aur mood kharab ho jata hai
so,I HAVE DECIDED RESULT ANE TAK I M TAKING BREAK FROM HERE
THAnK YOU ,I hope you guys enjoyed my memes
2018 css cut off for obc
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po obc ki cut off kya rahe skti hai 2018 m any idea
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What do you think of yourself? (answer honestly)
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Does anyone else suffer from "Restless Leg Syndrome" (wherein you feel a weird sensation in your legs at night, and feel the urge to move it again and again).? If yes, then what do you do to cure it?
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Whole of India - NEP is a much needed policy change which will hopefully be implemented properly and bring about a positive reform in education. Meanwhile, intellectuals -
@kidosan
ufm report kb tk publish hogi ssc site pr?
Such bold claims by Subramanian Swamy on Twitter...
The Mumbai Movie Mafia has decided to dump a female actress so that potentially a murder case becomes a quarrel case( Lafhda in Mumbai Hindi) for ₹15 crores. The female is easy to sacrifice for M3 to deflect the case.
To all the Cgl 18 candidates who have also applied for Cgl 19.....Will you keep preparing for Cgl 2019 if you get your desired marks in tier 3??
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Kejri Bhai reduces Diesel prices in Delhi from 82 to 73.64.....Good step...
English me tier 2 ke liye previous year ko hi repeat karna sahi hoga ya fir additional idiom vocab aur one word karna chahiye...previous kar ke kitna marks aa sakta hai bhai log??