🏛 SSC CGL 2019 Tier 1 Notification – Exam Date, Syllabus and Preparation (Part 1)

mortalbeeing · July 19, 2018, 12:03pm

#GoodNews

So finally mah boy @Polecia_FederaI is employed, he is a Managing Director of a PIG farm having cute little pigs which look just like him 🐷 🐷 🐷 🐷

And the Name of the farm is OINK OINK OINK 🐷

This is his DIN just in case anybody doubt it : 0!NkOinKOINKoInK 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

pidit_atma · July 19, 2018, 12:09pm

Some people get to know the truth only when they are abused. Now the question is why are they abused? Are people so desperate that they begin bombarding the former with abuses related to family/mother/sister untowardly or they were forced to?

For ex:- Almost 25 lakhs candidates took cgl-17, the long and tiresome examination process has made atleast some serious candidate ponder over their earlier decision, why they even prepared hard for this examination at first place. Now what is the no of such candidates out of 25 lakhs, is it 25 lakhs?....certainly NO...Each examination aims to ostracize non serious, restricting their no to 20-30k...... Now here comes the twist... everyone knows how sedate the commssion and its process is but some idiots who can't make through intentionally burdens hopeful ones by pretending and demeaning their morals by commenting out of context statements....

#Bittertruth

#Cancellation is round the corner

#6k above 460

#cbi recommended cancellation

Dude these statements only make some irritated souls meddle into your affairs, calling names. Otherwise, its none of their business to just say random words to someone else's family or abuse you. YOU YORSELF ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS. And btw once a mandbudhi is always a mandbudhi.... otherwise there is simply no need to post bullshit here.

mortalbeeing · July 19, 2018, 12:16pm

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mortalbeeing · July 19, 2018, 12:16pm

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leader_wadiya2 · July 19, 2018, 12:31pm

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yuvrajsj · July 19, 2018, 12:58pm

Saccha pyr bar bar usi insaan se hota h😂😂😂😅

mortalbeeing · July 19, 2018, 1:06pm

Chain kho gaya hai...kuch to ho gaya hai....tumse milne k baad dilbar dilbar💃💃🕺🕺🕺

sid93_sbipo · July 19, 2018, 1:19pm

हंसी रोक कर दिखाओ😂😂😂 *एक बहुत ही सुंदर महिला थी* अपने बेटे को पास के मदरसे मे उर्दू सीखने के लिए भर्ती करवा आयी उर्दू पढ़ाने वाला मौलाना उस महिला की सुंदरता के बारे में जानता था। छुट्टी के समय मौलाना ने उसके बेटे से कहा : अपनी अम्मी को मेरा सलाम कहना। बेटे ने आकर माँ को कह दिया कि मौलाना साहब ने आपको सलाम भेजा है‌। महिला ने भी बेटे के हाथों सलाम का उत्तर सलाम भेज कर दे दिया। ये सिलसिला हफ्तेभर चला। महिला ने पति से परामर्श किया और अगले दिन बेटे से मौलाना को कहलवाया कि, "शाम को घर पर बुलाया है"। *मौलाना खुश* 3 दिन से नहाया नहीं था, बासी शेरवानी को इस्तरी करवाया, इत्र मारा और पहुँच गया सुंदरी के घर। महिला ने पहले आवभगत की, चाय नाश्ता करवाया, फिर, बेटे की पढ़ाई के बारे में पूछा। मौलाना औपचारिक बातें करने के बाद, अपनी असलियत पे आया, कहा : माशा अल्लाह, आपको खुदा ने बड़ी फुर्सत में तराशा है। लेडी : वो तो है, शुक्रिया। मौलाना : मुझे आपसे इश्क़ हो गया है मोहतरमा। लेडी : हाँ वो तो है, पर ये बात यदि मेरे पति ने सुन ली तो बहुत मुश्किल होगी, वो आते ही होंगे। आप अभी जाइए, कल शाम को फिर आईयेगा तब बात करेंगे, मैं आपका इंतज़ार करूंगी। मौलाना चलने को हुआ ही था कि बाहर से उस महिला के पति की आवाज़ आई : कौन घर में घुसा है, हरामखोर.? मौलाना घबराया- कहाँ छुप जाऊँ.? महिला ने उसे फटाफट बर्खा पहना दिया और गेहूँ पीसने वाली पत्थर की चक्की के पास बैठा दिया। और कहा : आप धीरे-धीरे गेहूँ पीसिए.... मैं अभी उनको चाय वगैरह पिला कर बाहर भेजती हूँ, आप मौका देखकर भाग जाना । मौलाना लगे चक्की चलाने और गेहूँ पीसने... पति ने प्रवेश किया और पूछा कि ये कौन महिला है.? लेडी : पड़ोस में नए किरायेदार आए हैं, उनकी बेगम हैं, गेहूँ पीसने आई हैं। पति-पत्नी बहुत देर तक हंसी मज़ाक और बातें करते रहे। 1 घंटे बाद पति ने कहा : मैं ज़रा पान खा कर आता हूँ और बाहर निकल गया। एक घंटे तक गेहूं पीसते-पीसते पसीने से तर बतर मौलाना ने बुर्खा उतार के फेंका और आनन-फानन में वहाँ से सरपट हो लिए। *15 दिन बाद* - महिला के बेटे ने मदरसे में मौलाना से कहा : माँ ने आपको सलाम भेजा है"। . . . मौलाना :- *हरामखोरों, आटा खत्म हो गया होगा..* क्या 20 किलो आटा खा गए, जो अब फिर से सलाम भेजा है...? 🤣🤣🤣🤣

aadi6560 · July 19, 2018, 1:21pm

https://youtu.be/2m_iCCUfiz8

jamalpur0 · July 19, 2018, 1:26pm

Except "practice" is there any trick to solve banking puzzles quickly

dnaik6709 · July 19, 2018, 1:38pm

Best laptop under 30,000?

sweetie_96 · July 19, 2018, 1:53pm

Hi friends....i don't understand the max & min value of trigo function....else trigo meri thik he....is perticular topic ka source suggest karo koi.....book/video/channel....sirf isi topic ke liye perticularly....(max & min value)....

futurehm · July 19, 2018, 2:08pm

Just a small suggestion and request to all the future Bureaucrats.

As still there is lot of time for preferences, everyone please go through complete profiles of all posts, meet people whom you know working in those depts and plz do think which one suits u the best and depending on vacancy. Bcoz there are many people who already joined in some CGL job but not satisfied with it and again writing exams. By this u are wasting ur time and even blocking another post which someother might have got. There are people who joined CBI but again started writing bcoz of too much work load as CBI SI, now he is planning to move to Excise Inspector. If he planned properly, he would have got that time itself. There are even who joined as Preventive Officer / Examiner but now not interested in that bcoz of home sick.

Everyone please take your time, go through videos, articles, meet people and then decide ur preferences. By this u just loose couple of days in ur life, but if u take a wrong step, u might loose years and u will be blocking another post.

ramukakaxxx · July 19, 2018, 3:37pm

Equality doesn't mean only about rights..Equality means equal punishment to both the gender..... If a woman hits u or slaps u then u must hit back with the same intensity because men = women....Hitting anybody in self defence is not a crime.....Hitting woman if she hits u is also ur right.......Feminists want to dominate over men and that's y they ask men to respect women but never ask any woman to respect men.....

michio_kaku · July 19, 2018, 3:48pm

I am not discouraging bank aspirants , but take your decision wisely.

cata_ka_baap · July 19, 2018, 3:55pm

Kya lagta hai @Polecia_FederaI ko Start Up ka S bhi pata hai

sweetie_96 · July 19, 2018, 4:08pm

Yeh me kya dekh rahi???? Sab post kar rahe me ja raha pg chhor ke......koi kahi nhi jayega.....sab yahi rehna....yeh kya trend chala phir se yaha.....i don't like this....

cata2.0 · July 19, 2018, 4:14pm

As Krishna, Vishnu identifies himself with the lower stations of society. He is visualized as a cowherd in the first part of his life and as a charioteer in the second half. As a cowherd, he plays the flute and enchants the cows with his music. As charioteer, he wields the whip to bridle horses. Cows represent the earth that nourishes life and need to be treated with respect. Horses represent the mind that threatens social order unless disciplined. Krishna thus domesticates both the outer world (earth) and the inner world (mind)

sweetie_96 · July 19, 2018, 4:15pm

Kya aapako bhi yahi lagta he.....ke mere pg pe aane se ..... sab ek dusare ko brother aur sister kehne lage he.....yeh trend yaha pe sharu hua?????

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bhakhtslayer · July 19, 2018, 4:20pm

Time left to cancellation is not much. Stay strong and keep praying