Last year main apni gf ko upsc mains xam dilane xam centre jaata tha..aur xam dene wale laundon ko dekh kr sochta thaa bc esmein SSC grp wala kon hai , mile to kch bhokal tight krein..pr bc har din bejjati feel hota gyaa n koi naa mila..n Tbhi maine socha ab ssc final kr dun , ees bar nov 27 ko pr ...final aj bhi
After the war, Hanuman submitted his Travel Allowance Bill for his official tour for collecting Sanjeevani Booti to Ayodhya administration.
The Auditor in Bill Section raised 3 objections :
(1) Hanuman did not take prior permission of the appropriate authority (Bharat), the King of Ayodhya, during the relevant time for his travel
(2) Hanuman being Grade 2-officer was not entitled to air travel;
(3) Hanuman was asked to bring Sanjeevani Booti, just a single plant, but he carried a whole mountain (unauthorized excess baggage).
The Auditor returned the bill. King Ram could do nothing except mark it down for re-examination.
A worried Hanuman approached the Auditor and offered a bribe of 20% of the T.A.Bill amount.
The Auditor now wrote on the Bill :
Re-examined :
1. Even during the relevant time, Ram was still the king through his Paduka.
2. Further in an emergency, non-entitled officers can be authorized ex-post facto to fly.
3. Also excess baggage is justified as bringing a wrong plant would have entailed multiple journeys with extra cost; hence bill may be paid.
Ram shocked !!π³
Accounts department rocks
Yepiiiiiii ans key ne apni khud ki mc liπππππ
Last week aayega ab mat kriyoo re koi chora ans key ans key. Werna baddua lagegi bc garibooo ki tumhe.π
Bhai logo yeh batao.... Sat ΰ€Ήΰ₯ ΰ€―ΰ€Ύ sun is not working day of ssc... Abhi tak aap mein se jo veterans hai.... Unko info ho. Had ssc released ans keys on non -working days ever?
Sala subah subah pg kholo...mood ki esi tesi ho jati h...kuch to yahi apni gandagi felani h...yaar ye kaam Shaam Ko kra kro..subah kuch acha daala kro..ye admin bhi..bhai kha sote rehte ho..@pg @deepu