SBI PO 2014 Preparation & Discussion Thread

Among all uncertainty, Cricketer PHIL HUGHES is no more, just thought about the bowler, the mental trauma, he must be going through.

rey yaar ye tension choro aur thore PJs share kar rahi hoon who parke chill karo..


Arz kia hai... Roz roz weight napkar kya karna hai, ek din to sabne marna hai.. 4 din ki hai zindagi, khalo jee bhar ke, agle janam to phir se 3 kilo se hi start karna hai... 😛


Sabziwala sabzi par paani chidak raha tha,kaafi der ho gayi.. customer gusse mein bola : Bhaisaab agar bhindi ko hosh a gaya ho to ek kilo de do .. :-/ :-D

Guys just talked to SBI crpd..A gentleman told that the RESULTS are ready,taiyaar and just a click away..i asked why delay then..unhone acche se kaha..dekho ek higher authority still needs to approve that.ab hum to nae puch sakte na why are you not approving it.Made both of us laugh :) 

then i stressed on rumours ..he told background check is done for only finally selected candidates(after result announcement yr).So,don't worry.we are done from our end .just a green signal and results will be out ..most probably THIS WEEK OR MAY BE NEXT WEEK ..ALL THE BEST. his last lines sank my heart 😢  :( 

"NEXT WEEK"

.....bahut bhari pad rha hai bhai tu...kuch toh rehem kar

SBI Associate PO exam...

My exam was on 23-11, I attempted 125 (GK-40, DI-28, Eng-28, Logical-29) in 160 min. (2 hr & 40 min) with an accuracy of 75% to 80%... in Descriptive I attempted all 5 qsts... what is my chances in going in next round?

Lolwa....i just called

😁

i said good morning sir...

he said result ke lie ph kia na? Po wale?

😛

i said sorry yaar aaplog bhi stressed ho bahut...par hum bhi...

he said haan beta understandable...is week laane ki 100 pc koshish kar rahe hai...we are working day and night so that u get it in the next 2 days...

i laughed and said thanks sir..

.he said all the best beta

😁

What do u call a cylinder of radius "z" units and height "a" units?

- Pizza!

Volume of cylinder= Pi * r * r * h
=>pi*z*z* a
=Pizza
Hence Proved.

OK forget about the result for sometime and pls give me the answer of the following Q. 

Ek baar ranbir kapoor and Srk ek party me mile... 

Ranbir said ' Hi'  : to Srk, he also replied withwith ' Hi' .

But suddenly he pucnched SRk on his face...

Now tel the ans why ????? 😛

CRPD walo ki ma ki na ka sa ki... 

they replied to everyone that result is one click away..... 

then why the hell they are working for day and night... 

sb ullu k pthhe bithaye hue h.... pyar se le lete h roz

Kya yahaan akelaai hi hun jo 115 attempt karke bhi final selection ki ummid kar raha hun...ya koi aur bhi hai...he prabhu kya hoga....

after 5 years SBI is planning to go for campus recruitment (starting this year 28th Nov, for the post of MT/AVP) which was earlier banned by Kerala HC.  

http://www.thehindubusinessline.com/industry-and-economy/banking/ban-on-campus-recruitment-of-bank-o... ............. hope this doesn't affect SBI PO recruitment process :-/

One of my good friend from GEN- PH, a very nice human being. And given SBI PO this year. He is very nervous. What r the chances for any GEN - PH category student to get selected in final result if he qualified written SBI PO exam and crossed the limit of 18 marks out of 50 in GD\PI ?

what is the concept of BACKLOG in banking recruitment? can anyone tell me? 

share your conversations if any one has with SBI PO crpd today ..

site down

You spin my head right round, right round 

When you go down, when you go down down 

You spin my head right round, right round 

When you go down, when you go down down 

career page!!

Down up, up down!

SBI ka site hai ya koi clown ?? 

Friends, this is my first post here. After seeing all your posts i decided to reply to a few doubts. I don't think for sure that the results would be out this week. I have a doubt that the CRPD and all the Circle HR departments have already started their work for the interview of Assistants due to start from 08/12/2014. I sincerely doubt that the results would be released soon. Even if they are released I am confident that they will ask us to join at the first week of january or last week of December. So don't get your hopes high.

Coming to next topic of corruption, I can assure that there is no such thing in SBI. You can believe the process. I am sure that no one has ever come across such a thing in SBI. We are the guys who attended the interview, if it is not us, then who is trying with malafide intentions.?

Last year the same organisation completed the recruitment process in three months. Let us try to a bit responsible and mind our languages here. Just think from everyone's situation. We don't know what is happening. Whether there is some issues raised by some party.

The only thing that annoys me is the CRPD people assuring callers that the result would be out this week for quite some time. They could be more genuine and answer the truth. I see a lot of POs of 2014 batch in SBI here. But I am terribly disappointed with the attitude and language used.

I am sorry to say that I dont know Hindi, so if someone has any doubts, kindly use English......

while searching for you I saw a some light,

you were there in the days, there in the nights,

I tried too hard to get you off my sight,

I always felt lost even using all might,

Sometimes it dims otherwise so bright,

need some intervention with purposeful insight,

has been wandering for long as if a Kite,

feel like the earnestness has reached its height,

Never questioned this feeling weather wrong or right,

NOW BEEN STRANDED IN MIDDLE OF THESE HOPEFULL(pagalguy) & HOPELESS(sbi careers) WEBSITES..........

http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/city/patna/3-SBI-PO-aspirants-arrested-for-fraud-in-written-exam/...

Oye jagaadu singh sun raha hain na... ha tu hi bhai... tere 3 Jagaadu bhai were here too .. 😁