Rise To Smileeeeβ€¦β€¦πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜‡πŸ˜†β˜€οΈ

GF: Mujhe bohat neend aa rahi hai lagta hai mujhe sona chayiye!

Me: Abhi raat me kaunsa jewellery ka dukan khuli hogi?

Me: Hello, Hello!! Phone cut πŸ˜› πŸ˜‚Β πŸ˜‚Β 

Sarla cleans Vimla's house.

Vimla cleans Sarla's house.

They are maid for each other. πŸ˜› πŸ˜›

Question:Who is mother of All snakes?

Answer: Nagma πŸΒ πŸ˜‚Β πŸ˜‚Β 

The bad news is - time flies. The good news is - you are the pilot.

My Story;

Result wala Din pata chal jata hai ki kaun Kaun sa Rishtedar zinda hai πŸ˜“Β πŸ˜¨Β πŸ˜’Β 

Judge : So, why did you kill your girlfriend?

Guy : AASHIQ HUN MAIN KAATIL BHI HUN. πŸ˜‚Β πŸ˜‚Β 

Wicked Games

πŸ˜ƒ

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