GF: Mujhe bohat neend aa rahi hai lagta hai mujhe sona chayiye!
Me: Abhi raat me kaunsa jewellery ka dukan khuli hogi?
Me: Hello, Hello!! Phone cut π πΒ πΒ
GF: Mujhe bohat neend aa rahi hai lagta hai mujhe sona chayiye!
Me: Abhi raat me kaunsa jewellery ka dukan khuli hogi?
Me: Hello, Hello!! Phone cut π πΒ πΒ
Sarla cleans Vimla's house.
Vimla cleans Sarla's house.
They are maid for each other. π π
Question:Who is mother of All snakes?
Answer: Nagma πΒ πΒ πΒ
The bad news is - time flies. The good news is - you are the pilot.
My Story;
Result wala Din pata chal jata hai ki kaun Kaun sa Rishtedar zinda hai πΒ π¨Β π’Β
Judge : So, why did you kill your girlfriend?
Guy : AASHIQ HUN MAIN KAATIL BHI HUN. πΒ πΒ