This is real
Watch your thoughts, Not a Girl's Clothes 😁
It's 3.30 in the a.m.
Finished working an hour before.
All I can think is about Gerry Bertier from Remember the Titans movie.
He was in an accident,used to play American Football(rugby)
He got paralysed from waist down.
When his coach tried to console him, Hey Gerry, this is a time for prayer and reflecting on life.
Gerry, "Coach, I have been reading and stuff about the activities that they got for disabled people. They got Olympics"
😊 ❤
😃
Quality has Quantity of its own!
Your calm mind is the ultimate weapon against your challenges. So relax
Joy is within
The speed of "Baby jaldi call karo, balance nahi hai"
is faster than
"Mutual funds are subject to market risks, please read the offer document carefully" 😜 😜 😁
Me: can I go to my friend's party at Shimla?
Dad: Dnt ask me. Ask your mom
Mom: Dnt ask me. Ask your dad
Me(in Mind): Saala,ghar h ya SBI ki branch? 😹 😹
*Catholic wedding in Kanpur*
Priest: you may now kiss the bride
Groom: mazak laga rakha hai sasura, abhai to saala gutka daale the muh me.😂 😂 😂
*Restaurant*
Me: Samosa khaogi?
She: Nahi aajkal main light khaa rahi hun
Me: Bhaiyya, 2 Syska LED with diwali wali lights as dessert. 😂 😂
😃
Puys If you could wake up tomorrow having gained any one quality or ability, what would it be? 😃
*bell rings*
*exam starts*
Sri Lankan kid-
*writes*
Name: Herangana Vaasapuma Charakasilva Bampilatsilva Pardesiya Gobuaa Herud
Subject: Ge
*bell rings*
*Phantom trailer
Saif Ali Khan: America ne Osama Ko ghus kar mara tha, toh ye kaam hum kyu nahi kar sakte?
Alia Bhatt: Ab to mar gaya wo, kaise karoge! 😹 😹
*Punjab*
Man - do mint dena
Paanwala - Haan ek mint
Man - 2 mint chahiye behre
Paanwala - Haan paaji deta hun, ek mint ruko. 😈 😏 😂
Harsh Reality;
Poor people problems : What to eat
Rich people problems : Where to eat.
RaGa: Muma 1 baat kahu?
SoGa: Bol !
RaGa: Agar Papa Anderson ko Desh se Bhagane ki Madad na karte to aj India ke pas 1 Acha Fast Bowler hota.
😂 😂