LIFE's most certain thing is dat LIFE is UNCERTAIN....
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enjoying LIFE at DIGHA sea beach...... 😛
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Lady Doctor To Kid :- Lambi Saans Lo or Kuch Mehsoos Karo.
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Kid - Ok...!...
Lady Doctor - What Do You Feel Now ?....
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.Kid - Your Body Spray Is AmaZing Baby. 😛
🎉 ......There is one thing certain about this crazy thing called life...NO one makes it out alive...so live regret free, take chances, and BE HAPPY.... !!! 🎉 😀
Everyone deserves to have love and happiness in their life.... 💖 I hope you find yours.... 😊 😁
Doing what you want is freedom; liking what you do is happiness......... 😂 🎶 👀
General V.K singh joined Army in 1970.
Arnab Goswami was born in 1973.
Moral:When arnab was wearing nappies,V.K singh was fighting for Indian Army.
Arnab sir jyada Phantom nai ban na chahiye.
Me : mom mom mom mommy mommy mom mom mom ma ma ma mummy mummy mummy...........
Mummy : WHAT?!?!?!?!???!!! 😠
Me : hi hahahahaha.... 😇
When in doubt, step back, prepare to run, and poke it with a stick....... 🏃
😳😳😜😜😂😂😂..........
एक लड़की अपने ब्वॉयफ़्रेंड को अपने घर आने का रास्ता बता रही थी।
" देखो, बिल्डिंग के अंदर आकर बाईं तरफ़ लिफ़्ट है। लिफ़्ट में आकर अपनी कोहनी से 9 नम्बर का बटन दबाना -जब नौवें फ़्लोर पर आ जाओ तो राइट हैंड पर दूसरा फ़्लैट हमारा है।
यहाँ आकर अपनी कोहनी से घंटी का
बटना दबाना, मैं दरवाज़ा खोल दूंगी "
ब्वॉयफ़्रेंड: लेकिन स्वीटहार्ट ये सब बटन मैं उंगली से दबाऊंगा तो ज़्यादा
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लड़की: ओह माई गॉड!!!... मतलब तुम
खाली हाथ आ रहे हो?!!!
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I know u know and u know I know, and I know I know and u know u know so we all know who knows but u know that I know that u and I both know and I know that u know that both of us know, u know??? ☺ ☺ 😪 😴
Shhhhhhhhhh !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!........ the voices in my head are sleeping & they get angry if I wake them up...... so good night.... ✨ ✨ 😴 💤 💤
i wonder why birds stay in the same place when they can fly anywhere on earth.
then I ask myself the same question.....
jis desh me IPL ko india ka tyohar, iPill kharidne waale ko "hawww" aur PIL se parivartan laane waale ko " five star activist" kahan jaata ho us desh ka pata nahi kaun maalik hai ..
If something worked yesterday, it may not work tomorrow "because people on the losing side will come up with a new strategy" -Kasparov
every end is a new beginning...!!!!!! 😛 😂
In bio practical:
Examiner:Tell me the name of
this bird by seeing it's legs only?
Santa : I don't know.
Examiner:You failed, what's your name?
Santa :See my legs & tell my name.
Wife:"Mehman aa rahe hain or ghar me Daal k siva
kuch nai .
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Husband:"Jab wo aaye to kitchen me 1 bartan girana
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.Phir dosra bartan girana, kehna BiRYANi gir gai.
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.Fir Me kahuga chalo Daal hi le aao
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..Mehmano k aane k bad Bartan girne ki awaaz aai
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...Husbnd:"Kya hua.. ??.
..Wife: "Daal hi gir gayi".... 😛
दो हिस्सों में बंट गए है, मेरे दिल के तमाम अरमां..... कुछ तुझे पाने निकले, कुछ मुझे समझाने निकले...