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how long a human being can live without a brain... 

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GOOD MORNING ...... start ur day with a smile.. 😄  & lots of joy in ur heart................ BE POSITIVE that everything will be OK &full of HAPPINESS... 😂  

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10 Management lessons from Gabbar Singh ...

Gabbar was a MANAGEMENT GURU as is reflected in some of the timeless management lessons he delivered thru the movie Sholay   

1. Jo darr gaya samjho mar gaya - Courage and enterprise are important factors for laying the successful foundation of a growth oriented business 

2. Kitne admi the - Its important to know the competition and its size ..he understood that even a small team can make a difference 

3. Arey o sambha kitna inam rakhe hai sarkar hum par - Promoting one's own brand is very important and to be reiterated always 

4. 6 goli, aur aadmi 3 - Create an illusion where his insurbodinates had a chance of survival but kills them in the next scene ...

moral - perform or perish 

5. Le ab goli kha - Sometimes in the interest of the organisation u have to take hard and unpopular decisions .... So sometimes a leader has to 'fire' some employees 

6. Jab tak tere pair chalenge uski saans chalegi - Classic carrot and stick approach ...tere pair ruke toh yeh bandook chalegi !! 

7 . Yeh ramgadh waale apni betiyon ko kaunsi chakki ka aata khilate hai re - Market research is important to understand value propositions !!

8. Yeh hath mujhey dedey thakur - Identify elements of threats in the market and take measures to minimise them

9. Holi kab hai, kab hai Holi - Conduct advance mapping of key events within the industry and devise penetration strategy to have a competitive edge over your rivals

10. "Suwer ke bacheyyyy !" - Verbal warning for non performance !

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To create more positive result in ur life.... replace 'IF ONLY' with 'NEXT TIME' .... 😃 

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@Harmeet89  read your recently published article. Brilliantly written point to point.

But let me behave like your critics 😁 Case-2 was a threat to the masculinity. A case which is unlikely exists in our so called modern Indian society. No,I mean who does that ? Who allows his wife knowingly to have a boyfriend post marriage. such behaviour can only aggravate the status quo which results in mental trauma vis-a-vis a marriage breakdown. It felt like after writing case-1 something confined your imagination. It seemed an exaggerated version to me frankly. It was like the idea of woman empowerment (Which is basically a western concept we failed to reciprocate) was over-flowing in her. I'd not say Indian society isn't helping woman to empower themselves. Whether it be India's first muslim girl becoming flying squadron leader,getting licence for commerical aircrafts or somewhere another muslim girl's adopting 'Stunt direction' as a career. (Google it) Here I'd like to mention Indian PM Narendra Modi's name specifically to take a step closer to the gender equality while addressing 'Jatt' community of Haryana by saying 'Stop female foeticide and he'll avail reservation to'em' . That idea seemed prepossessing. There are other initiatives started by him as well like 'Beti padhao beti bachao' 'Sukanya samridhi yojna' Still a very long way to go for us when there will be no disparity. I think society should be balanced where, there are equal rights,equal freedom,equal opportunities for both the genders. Now,here comes the ridiculous,outrageous,profane,preposterous,blunt idea of actress Deepika padukone to empower woman which was way ridiculous. She tried to do emma watson but failed miserably. Poor TRP ridden chaps who do something outrageously bizarre whenever their next movie is in queue to be released. Last time it was done for 'Finding fanny' (Which was an epic disastor at the box office) now it's turn of 'Piku' . Pagalguy community standards don't allow to elaborate the terms she spoke on. so pardon me :mg: Personally I'm against the patriarchal mindset of the indian diaspora and male chauvinism but India doesn't need kinda feminism suggested by actress deepika padukone either. Incidents like 'Rohtak sisters' scare the hell out of me where the guys were innocents but still got booked for the false case of eve-teasing. For some intellectuals 'feminism' is an advantage over man which doesn't bring equality but makes this issue abominable. It's tough to being a guy in India when you deny to be submissive. 😃

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