है किस्मत हमारी आसमान में चमकते सितारे जैसी;
लोग अपनी तमन्ना के लिए हमारे टूटने का इंतज़ार करते हैं। 😝 😛
Seriously,I have no idea when exactly that UFO landed and dumped those stupid people on this earth..
the worst part is that UFO is not even coming back for them.. 😞
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READ AT YOUR OWN RISK A recent study from the students of IIN shows that sense of humour of indians is deteriorating more fast than the glaciers of Antarctica. and if you are thinking how glaciers of Antarctica are related to sense of humour, then you are the one, who have no sense of humour and you think you are the most logical person in the world. but anyway, let's focus on our subject, i think from past 4-5 years we were practising a zero tolerance policy against corruption(no need to mention our success), but somewhere down the line we forget the word corruption and started to follow zero tolerance policy against everything except corruption. you say something against modi, kejru, anyone else, you'll find ppl rushing towards you with there guns blazing, you'll hardly meet a person who can bring a smile on your face, but no need to search for those jinxed ppl who think their only purpose in life is to spread negativity, telling the harsh realities of life, their tragic stories, and when they see the smile of your face disappeared, they feel very satisfied. and if you are trying to make anyone happy they think you are talking nonsense, you know nothing about life. what an irony!!!! As per the suggestion of one of our readers who thought it is meant for humour, here is a PS: write a precise of above para...............
The day when I'll go on my knees for another girl would be the day when I'll tie a shoe lace for our daughter..
....The BOOKS are always way better than the MOVIES....
Practice makes one perfect, but nobody is perfect, so why practice? 😛
फुसॅत मिले जब भी़ रंजिसे भुला देना ,
कौन जाने सांसो की मोहलते कहा तक है। 😃
Worry is a down payment on a problem that you may never have. 😃
aaj se toh IPL chalu hai.. 😛 .. india ka tyaohaar ... my prediction punjab/mi/rcb/chennai will be top 4
Men of genius are admired, men of wealth are envied; men of power are feared; but only men of character are trusted....... 😃
Epic WhatsApp status...
can't talk,,,, Gutkha inside.. :D 😛 😛
एक पागलखाने में एक पत्रकार ने डॉक्टर से प्रश्न किया।
" आप कैसे पहचानते हैं कि, कौन मानसिक रोगी है और कौन नहीं ? "
डॉक्टर---" हम एक बाथटब पानी से पूरा भर देते हैं और मरीज को,
एक चम्मच
एक गिलास और
एक बाल्टी
देकर कहते हैं कि वो बाथटब को खाली करे। "
पत्रकार---" अरे वाह, बहुत बढ़िया। यानी जो नार्मल व्यक्ति होता होगा वो बाल्टी का उपयोग करता होगा क्योंकि वो चम्मच और गिलास से बड़ी होती है। "
डॉक्टर---" जी नहीं। नार्मल व्यक्ति बाथटब में लगे हुए ड्रेन प्लग को खींच कर टब को खाली करता है। आप 39 नंबर के बैड पर जाइए ताकि हम आप की पूरी जाँच कर सकें। "
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अगर आप ने भी बाल्टी ही सोचा था तो कृपया बैड नंबर 40 पर जाइए।
Dil❤ Ki Hasrat Zuban Pe Aane Lagi 😁
Tune Dekha Aur Zindagi Muskurane Lagi
Yeh Ishq Ki Inteha Thi Ya Deewangi Meri 😇
Har Soorat Mein Soorat Teri Nazar Aane Lagi. 🌹
A Thing lost always valued the most ........
It's funny how people 'unfriend' each other because of relationships........................ 😑
http://www.storypick.com/moms-make-for-great-detectives/
who else is irritated by Hindi commentary by Sidhu ? #MatThokoPaaji #KKRvsMI
If u can't stop thinking about it.. 💭 💭
Don't stop working for it........ 😀