Today I learned that ROLEX watch company is run by a non profitable charity trust....
They donate 90% of the profit.
&
The founder was an orphan!!
Ek baar 4 dost bar mein ek sath baith ke daaru pee rahe the
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Tabhi table pe rakkha mobile bajta hai . .
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Ladka receive karta hai phone karne wali ladki hoti hai . ..
Ladka : Hello !.
Ladki : Hello jaan !.
Ladka : haan jaanu kya hua ?😯.
Ladki : jaanu mai shopping kar rahi hun mujhe 1 lakh ka diamond set pasand hai kya mai le lun ?.
Ladka : haan le lo.
Ladki : jaanu jaanu mujhe 5000 rupaye ki silk ki ek sari bhi pasand hai kya mai le lun ?
.Ladka : haan bilkul le lo.
Ladki : ok thank you jaanu mai tmhara credit card use kar rahi hun. ..Ladka : ok !..
Phone cut. ..
Ye sun kar nashe mein uss ladke ke dost ladke se puchte hain . .
Abe saale tu apni gf se itna pyar karta hai ki hume dikha rahatha ki kitna paisa hai tere paas ? ........
Ladka : abe saalon wo sab chodho pahle ye batao mobile kiska hai ? 😁 😁
Kabhi pehli baar school jaane mein darr
lagta tha,
Aaj har rasta khud hi chunte hai..!!
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Kabhi mummy-papa ki har baat sacchi lagti thi,
Aaj unhi se jhooth bolte hai..!!.
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Kabhi chhoti si chot kitna rulati thi,
Aaj dil toot jata hai phir bi sambhal jaate hai..!!
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.Pehle dost bas saath khelne tak yaad rehte the,
Aaj kuch dost jaan se zyada pyare lagte hai..!!.
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Ek din tension ka meaning maa se puchna padta tha,
Or aaj tension soulmate lagta hai..!!.
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Ek din tha jab pal mein ladna,pal mein manana to roz ka kaam tha,
Aaj ek baar jo juda huye toh rishte tak kho jate hai..!!.
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Sachi, zindagi ne bahut kuch sikha diya..!!
Na jaane rabb ne humko itna jaldi bada kyun bana Diya.....!
Missing Childhood Days
Pappu: Ek Kala Bulb Dena
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.Shopkeeper: Bhai Sahab Kala Bulb Nahi Hota, Aur Kale Bulb Ka Kya Karoge?....
Pappu: Yaar Dopaher Mein Jyada Roshni Mein Neend Nahi Aati..!!
Humein har ghari -- araju hai tumhari,
Hoti hai kaisi --- sanam bekarari ...
Milenge jo tumko-----, batayenge hum--,
Bahut pyar karte hain---,
Tumko sanam.
♡
FILM : SAAJAN
SOURCE : NOSTALGIA
Gud Even friends 🍻 🍻
KSA 😃
भोजपुरी धमकियाँ ============
1. बेटा जेतना तोहर उमर हौ, ओकर दुगना हमार कमर हौ!
2. चवन्नी भर क हउवे, आउर डॉलर भर भौकाल!
3. एतना गोली मारब की छर्रा बिनत- बिनत करोडपति हो जइबे!
4. धाम चंडी काशी में, जीवन बीतल बदमाशी में!
5. हमके जान ले, हम मारीला कम और घसिटीला जादा!
6. बेटा... सज के आयल हउवे, बज के जइबे!
7. गुरु... सम्हर जा, नाही त हफ्तन गोली चली आउर महिन्नन धुंआ उडी
! And Latest..''
8.मारब अइठ के रोइबा बइठ के।
That thing that you do, after your day job, in your free time, too early in the morning, too late in the night. That thing you read about, think about, in fact fantasize about. That thing you do when you are alone and there is no one to impress, nothing to prove, no money to be made, simply a passion to pursue. That's it, that's your thing. That's your heart, your guide. That's the thing you must, must do.
anyone from mumbai here?
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रात तेरे आँचल मे एक सपना संजोना है,
दूर हट जा ऐ काले बादल, मेरे चाँद को अब सोना है...
Good night.
CEO of Audi while justifying its high cost: "We have 12 airbags, safety controls, safety censors, safety parking assistance, safe..."
Banta : "We have Durga Ma and Babaji on the dashboard, hanuman ji on rear view mirror, Nimbu Mirch on bumper and Maa di Lal Chunni around the rear view mirror...
Don't worry about our safety...Tu price kam kar" 😝
परीक्षा में गब्बर सिंह का चरित्र चित्रण करने के लिए कहा गया-
दसवीं के एक छात्र ने लिखा-
1. सादगी भरा जीवन - शहर की भीड़ से दूर जंगल में रहते थे, एक ही कपड़े में कई दिन गुजारा करते थे, खैनी के बड़े शौकीन थे.
2. अनुशासनप्रिय - कालिया और उसके साथी को प्रोजेक्ट ठीक से न करने पर सीधा गोली मार दिये थे.
3.दयालु प्रकृति - ठाकुर को कब्जे में लेने के बाद ठाकुर के सिर्फ हाथ काटकर छोड़ दिया था,चाहते तो गला भी काट सकते थे.
4. नृत्य संगीत प्रेमी - उनके मुख्यालय में नृत्य संगीत के कार्यक्रम चलते रहते थे.. 'महबूबा महबूबा', 'जब तक है जां जाने जहां'. बसंती को देखते ही परख गये थे कि कुशल नृत्यांगना है.
5. हास्य रस के प्रेमी - कालिया और उसके साथियों को हंसा हंसा कर ही मारे थे. खुद भी ठहाका मारकर हंसते थे, वो इस युग के 'लाफिंग बुद्धा' थे.
6. नारी सम्मान - बंसती के अपहरण के बाद सिर्फ उसका नृत्य देखने का अनुरोध किया था,आधुनिक विलेन तो बहुत कुछ कर सकता था.
7. भिक्षुक जीवन - उनके आदमी गुजारे के लिए बस सूखा अनाज मांगते थे, कभी बिरयानी या चिकन टिक्का की मांग नहीं की.
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8. समाज सेवक- रात को बच्चों को सुलाने का काम भी करते थे👆😝😝😝😝😝😝😜😛
Aaj k shaitan bacche:
👫👭👬👫👭👬👫
Principal: School ka time 8 baje ka tha or tum 9 baje aa rahe ho? Little cute Sardar student: Sir tussi na mera intezar na karya karo, school shuru kar diya karo. 😉
Lazyness rocks:
🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀
Boy:mom, pls giv me a glass of water,
mom: u cum & drink.
Boy: pls mom.
Mom: if u repeat, i'll slap u.
Boy: wen u cum to slap me, bring the water.,....
🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀
Teacher: What is your mother's name?
Kid: Kabhi naam nahi puchha,
Bas..
pyar se MAA kehta hu ..🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀
Nursery ke student ne Exam sheet pe SUSU kar Diya.
Teacher: Ye kya kiya hai?
Student: Mummy ne kaha tha ki Pehle jo aa raha ho wahi karna😝
🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀
Dukandar se Chota Baccha:
Uncle rang gora karne wali Cream hai..
Dukandar: Haan hai..
Baccha: To lagata kyun nahi, main roz tujhe dekhkar darr jata hu.😜
🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀
Beta- Papa, aap jaise mujhe marte ho, vaise Dadaji bhi apko marte the kya?
Papa- Bilkul marte the
Beta- Toh yeh khandani gundagardi kab tak chalegi...😴😝
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A Cute Sentence Written By A Child On His Maths Book:
"Dear Maths! Please Grow Up & Start Solving Your Problems Yourself..
I Have My 0wn Problems!" :):):):-) 😂
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Let's us start our day with laugh....
😝😛😄😃😋
Father:- agar iss bar tum exam mein fail hue to mujhe papa mat kehna...😡😡
Aftr exam
Father😠: how is ur result?
Son😡: dimag khrab mat kar Dharampal... tu baap ka haq kho chuka hai...
A FEW INTERESTING IRONIES OF INDIA.....
Indian moms want their daughter to control their husband and expect their son to control their wives.
Parents want their children to stand out in a crowd but expect them to do what everybody else is doing.
Everything that is run by government looks very bad except government jobs.
While we criticise Maria Sharapova for not knowing who Sachin Tendulkar is, but we are been caught napping as we desperately Google our Nobel prize winner or Sita Sahu (double special Olympics medalist who now sells Golgappa in Delhi for survival.
National animal - endangered
National pledge - unintended
National river - polluted
A huge country of 1635 languages.....united by a foreign language.
Government talks about removing the caste system but you are required to mention your caste on every damn form you fill.
Seeing a policeman makes us nervous rather than feeling safe.
We often says "Atithi Devo Bhavah" but we do not allow visitor parking in our residential societies...
Last and good one...
We are Always in a hurry but never on time..!
Stuck near New Delhi so I guess can update blog
blog has been updated, PG's spam bot is flagging my posts, i dont know why ,so,posting blog link in comment.
😉..Self Confidence at its Peak..😎
Santa at ICICI bank :-"My Cheque was returned with remark
'Insufficient funds'
I wanna know
whether it refers to mine?? 😎
or
the Bank??"😝
😉 .... 😎😳😳😳😳😳😳
The amazing moment.... when u & ur friend start singing at d same time... 😄
Friend : OMG !! you're singing the lyrics wrong!!!!
Me : No... I'm not singing the lyrics wrong.. 👿
I'm making a remix...... 🎶 👯 🎶
I'm NOT stupid.... 😞
I'm just too lazy to show you how smart I am... 😊
Weird = Different
Different =Unique
Unique =Special
Special = Awesome........... 😈