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BREAKING NEWS ...!! 

In a hilarious event, Rahul Gandhi and Bilawal Bhutto were caught playing chess.

They were caught in a joint operation by the Indian and the Pakistan army. Two of them were caught today morning near the Line of Control.

Rahul Gandhi is popularly known as "Pappu" and Bilawal as "Pakistan ka Pappu". An FIR was lodged against both of them for crossing the Line of Control.

"Bilawal is pretty intelligent"

On interrogation, both of them confessed to have been playing for last 5 days. They said that their first game has been going on for this long. The authorized officials informed us that, this event was likely to be recorded as the longest game of chess ever played. It might have even broken the Guinness world record for any kind of event ever organized.

Rahul Gandhi while talking to our reporters said: "Maine toh Billu ko kal hi kaha tha ki game khatam karte hain, waise bhi tera bus hathi aur mera bus ghoda bacha hai. (I had asked Billu to end the game as I had only one knight and he had only one Rook left)."

But apparently Bilawal did not agree to this and insisted on playing on. Bilawal while talking to our reporters said that they were expecting the game to end soon today. But it got interrupted as the media arrived there and both of them lost their concentration.

Both of them have decided to organize such tournament between them twice a year now. Going further they will inform everybody including media and both the governments before the start of the game. They have already received offers from few companies like Pogo for sponsoring this event.......

Naved from radio mirchi talks to pakistan minister yaqoob sherwani on statement of Bilawal............ must listen .........its really awesome


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4E7oaZ4Eiw


Some global opinions on marriages.. 


After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.

- Al Gore😄


By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.

- Socrates😄


Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.

- Mike Tyson😄


I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.

- Bill Clinton😄


"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays." 

- George W. Bush😄 


"I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years."

- Rudy Giuliani😄 


"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage."

- Michael Jordan😄 


Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming:

1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it.

2. Whenever you're right, shut up.

- Shaquille O'Neal😄 


The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once..

- Kobe Bryant😄


You know what I did before I married?? Anything I wanted to.

- David Hasselhoff😄


My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.

- Alec Baldwin😄 


A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.

- Barack Obama😄

ye rishta kya khalata h....



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मकान चाहे कच्चे थे

लेकिन रिश्ते सारे सच्चे थे...


चारपाई पर बैठते थे

पास पास रहते थे...


सोफे और डबल बेड आ गए

दूरियां हमारी बढा गए...


छतों पर अब न सोते हैं

बात बतंगड अब न होते हैं...


आंगन में वृक्ष थे

सांझे सुख दुख थे...


दरवाजा खुला रहता था

राही भी आ बैठता था...


कौवे भी कांवते थे

मेहमान आते जाते थे...


इक साइकिल ही पास था

फिर भी मेल जोल था...


रिश्ते निभाते थे

रूठते मनाते थे...


पैसा चाहे कम था

माथे पे ना गम था...


मकान चाहे कच्चे थे

रिश्ते सारे सच्चे थे...


अब शायद कुछ पा लिया है,

पर लगता है कि बहुत कुछ गंवा दिया...


जीवन की भाग-दौड़ में -

क्यूँ वक़्त के साथ रंगत खो जाती है?


हँसती-खेलती ज़िन्दगी भी, 

आम हो जाती है।


एक सवेरा था,

 जब हँस कर उठते थे हम...


और


आज कई बार,

बिना मुस्कुराये ही 

शाम हो जाती है!!


कितने दूर निकल गए,

रिश्तो को निभाते निभाते...


खुद को खो दिया हमने,

अपनों को पाते पाते...


Beautiful poem by

--हरिवंशराय बच्चन

So true  

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Words are just not enough for this eminent personality !


http://www.youthconnectmag.com/2014/09/27/13-rare-personal-stories-about-rahul-dravid-will-make-your...

selfie girls...


Your mobile screen is brighter than your future!



😲


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Be with someone who gives you the same feeling of when you see your food coming at a restaurant  😊 


https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=3_fEyCWcsIE

Women - Divided by Ego, United by Gossips 👩 👧  😝 


😐 



What a way to teach 😲

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=831989170152445&set=vb.100000241096963&type=2&theater

jane na kaha wo duniya hai 🎵  🎼 🎵 


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#Signature are Back!! 😌 

Bring sneaky back too :sneaky: 👿 😓 😴 

Shame on Boxing Boooo !!! Must watch for everyone ..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PAalc75s2fE

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