Me: Kya hua yar? 😐
She: : / : \ : |
Me: Are you brushing your teeth? 😜
She: *BLOCKS* 😠
She: Who will you love the most? 😊
Me: She kinda looks like you, she is smaller and has your eyes. 😊
She: Awwww! Will she call me mommy? 😊
Me: I dunno, does your sister call you like that? 😊
She: *BLOCKS* 😠
I'm in a relationship with sleep and I get some every night... and if I'm lucky, I get some during the day 😊 😴
"Success requires an ability to turn inevitable losses around."
# Fabulous article !
http://blogs.hbr.org/2014/09/getting-past-a-career-setback-an-example-and-a-test/
Good morning
So true 😛 😛
Bye bye guys, going home again 😁
An American and a Japanese were sitting on the plane on the way to LAWhen the American turned to the Japanese and asked, "What kind of -ese are you?"
The Japanese confused, replied, "Sorry but I don't understand what youmean."
The American repeated, "What kind of -ese are you?"Again, the Japanese was confused over his question.
The American, now irritated, then yelled, "What kind of -ese are you ....Are you a Chinese, Japanese, Vietnamese!, etc......???"
The Japanese then replied, "Oh, I am Japanese."A while later the Japanese turned to the American and asked what kind of 'key' was he.
The American, frustrated, yelled, "What do you mean what kind of -kee'am I?!"
The Japanese said, "Are you a Yankee, donkee, or monkee?"
*LESSON - NEVER INSULT ANYONE. 😃
around 8000 Indians have expressed interest in getting settled on Mars.
along with them 11 celebrities who bought one way ticket to Mars are:
Asaram Bapu: he is planning to escape to Mars to avoid police arrest. He also wants to be the first godman on Mars, and if luckier, a prophet who starts a new religion.
Ram Jethmalani: he signed up after knowing that Asaram was going to Mars. He wants to fight some criminal cases.
LK Advani: finally he hopes to get elected as the Prime Minister over there.
Arnab Goswami: it's not sure why he wanted to go to Mars, but sources confirm that his application has been rejected because his voice already reaches Mars.
Robert Vadra: actually, he's already there.
Subramanian Swamy: he is going there to collect evidence of Sonia Gandhi's involvement in Robert Vadra's land purchases on Mars.
Justice Katju: he wants to take control and educate these 8000 people so that future generations don't breed fools and idiots.
Arindam Chaudhuri: he wants to establish the first b-school on Mars because for long he has dared to think beyond the Earth.
Sheila Dixit: she has signed up on behalf of her daughter, because she feels her daughter does not feel safe in Delhi.
Sunny Deol: he's going there to protect all the 8000 Indians if and when Pakistanis reach Mars.
Digvijay Singh: he's the only one who has not signed up voluntarily. Some activists have put his name on his behalf to have a better and saner Earth.
Cannot think what to write when Recently ppl could n't save a 20 yrs old boy from a white tiger.... it is vry sad and what system should be there so that he could have been saved?????? Why Proud to be an Indian ppl r saying and they r ready to fight against other countries when n't able to fight with a tiger to save somebody.....really sucking....Those non sense ppl r shooting a video in stead of saving him....not worthy to believe anybody
kamine friends..
लडकियाँ हर मोड़ पे डरती हैं,
अकेली हो तो सुनसान राहों का डर,
भीड़ में हो तो लोगों का डर,
हवा चले तो दुपट्टा उड़ने का डर,
कोई देखे तो उसकी आँखों का डर,
बचपन हो तो माँ बाप का डर,
जवान हो तो भाइयों का डर,
वो डरती हैं और तब तक डरती हैं,
जब तक इन्हें कोई जीवन साथी नहीं मिल जाता,
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और यही वो शख्स होता है,
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जिससे वो सबका बदला लेती है ।
If you can't make it good,
at least make it look good. - Bill Gates
Sitting in an exam and all you can think of is............. song lyrics 😉
Opportunities are like sunrises. If you wait too long, you miss them.
Good morning 😃
its a bad morning for me ...!!
woke up at 7 ... brushed my teeth ...
went to the balcony to enjoy my sip of coffee ... a hot girl was standing in the neighbors balcony .. she was so hot that i could not keep my eyes off her ... finally she left her balcony saying "looser" to me ...!!
then my friend called ..he said that he will be at city center with 1 extra hot girl (fiance and her friend)..he asked me if i can come ... i said that i can't .. as i m preparing for cat ...!! his exact words were" u such a looser dude"
lastly a mobile game also displayed the message "u loose" ...!!
3 things prompting me to be a looser at morning itself...!! don't know what to say more ...!!
😠 😠
Puys n pirls...... lets play 'Garba' 😛
E haloooo....... 😊
Hu Tau Gai Ti Mele
Man Mali Gayu Eni Mele Mela Ma
Haiyu Hanai Ne Gayu Tanai
Joban Na Rela Ma
Mela Ma Mela Ma
Mela Ma Ankh Na Ulala
Mela Ma Zanzar Zankar
Koi Na Jane Kyare Vage
Kalajade Ankhyuno Baan
Chitadu Chagdol Maru AmTem Jhulatu Ne
Ankh Ladi Jaye Ishara Ma
Haiyu Hanai Ne Gayu Tanai
Joban Na Rela Ma
Mela Ma Mela Ma
Hu Tau Gai Ti Mele
Man Mali Gayu Eni Mele Melama
The phone bill was exceptionally high and the man of the house called for meeting... on a Sunday morning... after breakfast...
Dad: People this is unacceptable. OK I do not use this phone, I use the one at the office But You too have to limit the use of the phone.Mum: Same here, I hardly use this home telephone as I use my work telephone.Son: Me too, I never use the home phone. I always use my company mobile.All of them now in a state of shock and together they look at their maid who until now is patiently listening to them.Maid (un baffled): So - what is the problem? We all use our work telephones!
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THE PAKISTAN SPACE ORGANISATION - PISSRO , is ready for the SOLAR mission ....!! it is going to search life there and will try to regain back POS - pakistan occupied sun ....!! they are using bajaj scooter with some technical advancements for the solar mission ...!!
ATB NEIGHBOURS ...!!
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