gar fursat k lamho me meri yaad aaye
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KYUKI
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Mai TANHA Jarur hu Par FIJUL Bilkul nahi
worth reading (par sorry pyar mohabbat se related nahi h )
Once Doctors challenged Engineers..
& viva went Like this:
1. Antibody - One who hates his body.
2. Artery - Study of Fine Paintings.
3. Bacteria - Back door of a Cafeteria.
4. Coma - Punctuation Mark.
5. Gall Bladder - Bladder of a Girl.
6. Genes - Blue Denim.
7. Labour Pain - Hurt at Work.
8. Liposuction - A French Kiss.
9. Ultrasound - Radical Sound.
10. Cardiology - Advanced Study of Playing Cards..!!!
ps: "Never challenge Engineers"
ps:i m not an engineer
Ladkiya nahi sudharengi..
The ATM machine jammed (stopped working) because of...
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An intelligent girl put her hair pin in the machine when option was to.. "Enter Your PIN" ...xD
GF- Tumhe Meri Yaad Aati Hai To Kya Karte Ho ??
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BF - Main Tumhari Pasand Ki Chocolate Kha Letaa Hu
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Aur Tum Kya Karti Ho ??? .
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GF - Main Bhi Ek Gold Flake Pee Leti Hu...
Study, an act of Eating, Texting, Facebooking and Watching TV with an open book nearby.
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Ek Dm Faadu . .
Teacher at class:"suno bachcho kal tum logo ka group photo shoot hoga,,
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Sab log apne apne ghar se Rs.50/-le kr aana,,
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Pappu: "saala ye sab teacher logo ki mili bhagat hoti hai,,
Ek photo k 20/- rupye lagte hai aur hum logo se 50_50 rupye liye ja rahe hai,,
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Matlab ek bachche se 30/- Rupye bachayenge matlab akele apni class me 60 bachche hai to 60*30=1800 Rs.
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khuliLoot macha rakhi hai in logo ne,,
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Fir hamare paiso se ye sab staff room me baith k samosa khayenge aur hum bachchon ko milega Ghanta,,
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Chal bhai tappu ghar chalte hai kal mummy se Rs.50/- le k aana,,
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Bhalai ka to zamaa nahi nahi rah gaya,,
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Pappu to mom: "Mummy kal school me group photo shoot hona hai teacher ne Rs.100/- rupye mangaye hai..
Smoking effects LIPS
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Drinking effects LIVER
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Love effects HEART
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The most danger 1 is STUDY
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It effcts the BRAIN, Direct komma . Avoid it & Enjoy .........
so true 😁😠😠👼😉😟
Question: What do engineers use for birth control?
Answer: Their personality.
