Long Distance Relationship is like expecting a video call through LANDLINE.
Uday Chopra is more perfectionist and choosy than Amir...
#he works only in DHOOM series 👼👼👼👼👼
One Rajini Played wid Sachin..And Finally He Came to Know That..he is just A Human being
#copied
Saala 1 dollar mei 1kg piyaj nahi milta hai.......level deta hai....😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠
#friend's status on fb
Think of a number. Double it. Add eight. Half it. Minus the number you started with. Close your eyes.... Its dark, isn't it ??
is video me jo halat john abraham ki shuru ke 2 minutes me hui h waise hi haalat berojgar engineer ki h jo sarkari naukri ki preparation kar rahe h
last year's XAT exam was serious test to my patience
#not allowing people to go to toilet within xm hrs(3hrs 40 mins) in January cold
😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠
Height of Depression;-
An Engineer was filing up a job aplication.He came to the column"Salary Expected?"
After thinking for long,
He wrote,
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'YES'..😁
Kyunki sab already meri le rhe he...toh me bhi kucch add kardu!
Jo garmi ki thakaan bhula de usko nimbu pani kehte he
Jo berojgaar bachelor ki watt laga de usko shani kehte he
Jo angrezo se lad jaye usko Jhaansi ki Rani kehte he
And Jo IBPS paper me bhi 147 tukke mar aaye usko Vini kehte he...
Weekend offer he, is thread pe jisko meri jitni leni he le lo...fir koi na kucch bolega 😞
I would rather be alone than with someone I dnt like 😃
Suna he kisi ne IBPS me 167 kucch attempt mare he, muje us bande ke darshan kara do! Meri akhri khwahish he (vese bhi 2 din me result he) 😛
If lying was a job, I know someone who would be a billionaire..😠😠
Mere khyaalo ki mallika, har taraf teri chayiya re...chayiya re...........,
aake band le apni bayiya me..bayiya me
time and distance are two of the best medicines in this world ...
Hum sabki kahaani 😞
Sunle Bekhabar Yun Aankhein Pher Kar Aaj Tu Chali Ja......Dhoonde-gi Nazar Humko Hi Magar Har Jagah
Dekh Kar Tumko Yakeen Hota Hai
Koi Itna Bhi Haseen Hota Hai
Dekh Paate Hai Kahan Hum Tumko
Dil Kahin Hosh Kahin Hota Hai
लाजवाब ख़ूबसूरती! ------------------------------------------------
निकाह के बाद दूल्हा मौलवी साहब से बोला, " मौलवी साहब आपकी फिस?"
मौलवी: जनाब बेगमकी ख़ूबसूरतीके मुताविक दे दो।
मौलवी की बात सुनकर दूल्हे ने अपनी जेब मे हाथ डाला और चुपचाप दस रुपए का नोट मौलवी साहब के हाथ मे थमाकर उठकर जाने लगा।
तभीअचानक हवा से दुल्हन का घूँघट उठ गया।
मौलवी: अरे मियाँ वाकी के पैसे तो लेते जाओ।