Dont Read success stories you will only get a message
Read some failure stories you will get some idea to get success 
When you speak , make sure that your tongue is connected to your brain.
Vajapee vs Modi
Do you ever write a really long message and about halfway through you're like ๐
"you know what, they don't even care" 
and delete it 
"In any situation, the best thing you can do is the right thing; the next best thing you can do is the wrong thing; the worst thing you can do is nothing." 
- Theodore Roosevelt
I have no special talent. I am only serious kind of curious person.
Try a thing you haven't done three times.
Once, to get over the fear of doing it.
Twice, to learn how to do it.
And a third time, to figure out whether you like it or not.
- Virgil Garnett Thomson
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Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better.
-Samuel Beckett ( #wawrinka tattoo )
Always happens with me
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No DNA Test Required
The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity. 
- Ellen Parr
Coffee with Karan
Tea with Modi
Horlicks with Rahul Gandhi
&
Cough Syrup with Kejriwal !!!
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Some Rules that NEWTON forgot to mention:
Law of queue: If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.
Law of the Telephone: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged tone.
Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.
Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the
least accessible corner.
Law of the Alibi: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.
Bath THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.
LAW OF ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
LAW of the RESULT: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will!
LAW OF BIO MECHANICS: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
LAW OF COFFEE: As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.
A Husband said to his wife One day
"I don't know how you can be so stupid&so; beautiful all at the same time"
The wife responded ,"Allow me to explain,God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me ;
God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you !" ๐๐
"Be like a postage stamp, stick to one thing until you get there." - Josh Billings
With AAM aadmi party winning only 4 seats in the Loksabha they can change their party name to "Chaar Aadmi Party" and they can sing a song "Chaar Bach Gaye lekin Party abhi baki hai ..."๐