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Usually People Flaunt their Net Speed Now and then... Ere I go... 😁😁😁😁
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PS: Due to this 2G, it has been ages that I have not used torrent😉😉😉😉😉😉
ALia 👏👏
why doesn't the submit button on pg work properly 😐 😠
Things Girls Do In an Exam Hall:
1. Write 
2. Tuck Hair Behind Ears
3. Again Write
4. Chnge d Empty Refill
5. Again Write
6. Ask for Extra Sheet 😲
7. Again Keep Writing 😲
Seven things Boys do in an Exam Hall:
1. Count d No of Girls 😁
2. Check Out the Young Lady Supervisor
3. Counting hw many windows n doors.. 😉
4. Revising the Location of Chits in d Pockets 
5. Seeing the Brand Name of the Pen 😴
6. Regretting Wasting the Last Night Studying 😐
7. Think 2 study well at least 4 nxt exam 
It was a Sports Stadium... 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
8 girls were standing on a track for racing.
Ready ! Steady !
Bang !
With sound of Pistol all girls started running.
Hardly they had covered 10 to 15 steps, 1 girl slipped & fell.
Due to pain she started crying.
When other 7 Girls heard her all STOPPED running.. STOOD for a while, turned BACK & RAN towards her. All 7 Girls LIFTED the Girl, pacified her, joined hands togather, walked together & reached WINNING Post.
Officials were shocked. Many Eyes were filled with tears. It happened recently. Racing was conducted by National Institute of Mental Health...
All participants were Mentally RETARDED. What did they teach ? Teamwork, Humanity, Sportsman spirit, Love, Care, & Equality..
We Surely can NEVER Do this, because... We have Brains.... We have Ego... We have Attitude...
Pyar "INSAN" Se Karo Uski "Aukaat " Se Nahi "Rutho" Unki "Baato" Se Unse Nahi "Bhulo" Unki "Galtiyon" Ko Unhe Nahi kyon ki "Rishto"Se Badkar Kuchh Bhi Nahi.
Wonderful line- Agar dost na milte to kabhi yakeen nahi hota ki ajnabi log bhi apno se zyada pyar kar sakte hain. Dedicated to all great friends.
hello puys came across this awesome post mentioning 11 things we go through while preparing for entrance exams in india
http://www.scoopwhoop.com/inothernews/entrance-exam-pressures/
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Cell phones these days keep getting thinner and smarter... people the opposite. 😉
- Anonymous
Religion will reach its peak, its logical conclusion when man realizes that he doesn't need a sky-daddy teaching him ethics or morals.
" Idea ullu banaving ad"
Tax officer : Beta, 10% tax , kul mila ke ho gaya 8,000 rupaye... 😉😉😉😉
Beta: road tax hai 2% , kul mila ke ho gaya 2800 rupaye... 😠😠😠😠
Idea walo yeh kaha ka mathematics hai... 😉😉😉😉
2% to 1,600 hoga...
toh ullu mat banao...
For crying out loud, guys, you don't 'pass out', you graduate! To 'pass out' is to faint.
Kejri went to watch James Bond movie.
Theater: "Ticket ke paise diye bina aap movie nhi dekh skte h"
Kejri: "Main Bond ke paise nhi dunga"
yusuf pathan is like kumbhkaran,he wakes up only once in 6 months.but on the day he wakes up..he destroys every opponent.
एक बार एक हवाई जहाज मे 5 व्यक्ति सफर कर रहे थे , सचिन , अंबानी , राहुल गांधी, नरेंद्र मोदी और एक छोटी सी बच्ची।
अचानक जहाज मे कुछ खराबी आ गई। वहाँ पर चार पैराशूट थे।
सचिन बोला : मैं विश्व का महान बल्लेबाज हूँ, मेरा जिंदा रहना जरूरी है, फिर एक पैराशूट लेकर कूद गया।
अंबानी बोला : मैं भारत के धनी लोगो मे से हूँ, मेरा जिंदा रहना जरूरी है, फिर एक पैराशूट लेकर कूद गया।
राहुल गांधी बोला : मुझे 2014 मे PM बनना है,मेरा जिंदा रहना जरूरी है। फिर एक पैराशूट लेकर कूद गया।
नरेन्द्र मोदी : बच्ची से बोले : बेटा आप देश की भविस्य हो, जाओ आप अंतिम पैराशूट लेकर कूद जाओ।
बच्ची बोली : लेकिन यहा पर तो दो पैराशूट है, राहुल गांधी तो मेरा स्कूल बैग लेकर कूद गया !
LOL Mornin' Happy Sundae 😍