Shop Owner: Sir, aapne tankiyon ka order diya tha.. bhijwa doon?
Kejri: Kitne tanki yaad hai na?
Shop Owner : Ye bhi poochhne ki baat h NauTanki
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Argument with woman is like reading the Software License Agreement.
At the end, you ignore everything and click 'I Agree'. 😉😉 
Now Indian parents are like whether to send their kid to work in a tea stall and see them as next PMOI or to IIT to see them as Kejriwal 
Bhaiyon aur beheno, kya chal raha hai, kuch humein bhi batao...
Where's the party tonight? On the road ahead :P
Ek kavita mere saare PaGaLGuy Doston ke naam
FINAL GOODBYE
bhut hi haseen the
Itne saare dosto ki baatein
wo bhi badi rangeen the
Chahe kaisa bhi ho na gam
ilaaj tha uska yaha har dam
Par waqt ne aisa kiya
hai kuch
Na chahte huye bhi badlna
padd raha hai mujhe apna rukh
Kabhi likha hua hoga to jrur milenge
hasne hasaane ka vaada pura krenge
Namm aankho se krta hu sabko pranaam
Kabool karo mera ye aakhiri salaam.
-by Ras
aa gaya mera certificate of insanity
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Like every story, there's always some degree of scope for anything to continue in our lives, if only we want to.
Being happy or unhappy isn't destiny, its just a few decisions!
Manipal grads are running Microsoft & IITians are in jail. Shame.
This is what real men do
What do you make of this - A girl friend of yours, who s too drunk - An Opportunity or A Responsibility?
Cage-ri-walls. :D
one political post from my side too kaafi one sided si posts are rahin hai morning se take it in a light manner 🍻🍻🍻🍻1st and last of this kind of post
Agar Manzil Ko Paana Hai To Hosla Saath Rakhna;
Agar Pyar Ko Paana Hai To Aitbaar Saath Rakhna;
Agar Hamesha Muskurana Hai To Daant Saaf Rakhna!
Log Kehte Hai Ki Pyar Ek Aisi Bimari Hai,
Jiski Koi Dawa Nahi Hoti,
Hum Kehte Hai Bewafai Ek Aisi Dawa Hai,
Jisse Ye Bimari Dubara Nahi Hoti.. 😐
- Anonymous
New PM, New CM In Various States, Tough Days For Alia Bhatt, She Has To Remember A Lot Of New Things.!!
Bakr miss karta hu
@rasrjha @nexus.anonymous @shawshanks @Rohit143 @Parichu @chetna_serious @Huss @engg_harsh @IIMAscholar @Viar @Surabhi30 @mind-at-work @gotchapagal
Now Congress will blame Modi for earth quake :v