Some ideas on why congress lost the 2014 Indian elections
I don't know why they call it heartbreak. It feels like every other part of the body is broken too.
-Unknown
You will never know true happiness until you have truly loved, and you will never understand what pain really is until you have lost it.
-Anonymous
You may dislike me but don't dislike my talent.You knew i was gud at singing but never complimented me in our college days 
There is a sacredness in tears. They are not the mark of weakness, but of power. They speak more eloquently than ten thousand tongues. They are messengers of overwhelming grief... and unspeakable love.
-Washington Irving
Idiot box is delivering truck loads of shit theses in the names of mindless,soulless bollywood music .I was dumbfounded after hearing 'ye fugly fugly kya he' song .Does any wise person over here know the true meaning
Learn to say "NO" without explaining yourself........
"You don't accomplish much by swimming with the mainstream. Hell, a dead fish can do that."
- Richard Samet Friedman
#NowReading : Kumbhpur Rising. A gripping thriller set in the Konkan region of Maharashtra.
Mandatory disclosure: The book is by a family friend.
Has PG gone real slow for me or for everybody??? 😠😠😠😠😠😲😲
Kejriwal has been sent to Tihar Jail..
This just in - Pakistan PM invited for Swearing in ceremony. I wonder why? But maybe this could happen:
NaMo sitting like Godfather in the room. Nawaz Sharif enters.
Nawaz Sharif: Congratulations modi ji, was so surprised to see an invite from you.
NaMo:
Nawaz Sharif: Ab dono desho ke tallukaat to improve honge magar thoda kashmir ke baare mein discuss karna padega na?
NaMo: Bomb, Bandook aur Pistol ki aawaz mein baat sunaai deti hai kya??
@Suryanshuarora @harshcat91 @prateeksinha04 @chetna_serious @Huss @krish_chaitu @IIMAscholar 
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Biwi, Ek Dum Khush Hoke:"Kya Baat Hai Jee, Aaj To Meri Photo-Pe-Photo kheenche Ja Rahe Ho?
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Santa: Kuchh Nahi Pagli, Aaj Mere Sarr pe WildLife Photography ka Bhoot Sawaar Hai..!!😁😁
Boss : Get out of my sight. I don't want to seeyour face.
*after 10 minutes*
Me : I need leave for 5 days.Boss: You cant go anywhere..!!
To all those who are complaining that Modi's act of bowing to the Parliament was communal, dont forget that the color of the carpet was green which compensates for the act and hence makes it secular..
@prateeksinha04 @IIMAscholar @Suryanshuarora @Huss @shawshanks @scrabbler
itss a confession :
I have not voted for MODI/anyone
'm just a mere supporter
Am i the only one solving rubik cube.. 
Yeah what these principles exactly are ? Politicising a court order by the comment of 'Achche din aane wale hain', not paying 10,000 to and gng to jail to motivate your cadre,trying to form the govt after the drubbing through the back door.Shameless nautankiwal 😠