Everything is funnier when you are not allowed to laugh.
Rebels seem cool when you're at a distance from them. However, they turn into idiots when you find that they don't like your opinion.
Sonia Gandhi gave her resignation to Sonia Gandhi which was rejected by Sonia Gandhi because Sonia Gandhi said resignation is not a solution ๐
Never sing "Oh iss dil mein kya rakha" in the presence of a cardiologist.
Facebook and Whatsapp is an American company ,
Otherwise by now our government would
have changed its name to
Rajiv Gandhi Dost Banao Yojana.... 
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Once An Old-man was waiting 4 Train...
Boy: What's the Time?๐
Old-man: Sorry
Boy: Time?
Old-man: No!
Boy: Why?
Old-man: If I tell u the time, u will ask me my name, my job etc.
Then both of us will be frank.. May be u get seat beside me.
U may go 2 same city.. My daughter will come 2 receive me.
She is beautiful U both may fall in love Den she might insist to marry
u & I'm sorry I don't want a son in- law who
doesn't even have a watch ! ๐ฒ๐ฒ๐๐
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Boy: Bohot harami ho uncle aap..
Recuperating
Convalescent
" Life is beautiful, as long as it consumes you. When it is rushing through you, destroying you, life is gorgeous, glorious. It's when you burn a slow fire and save fuel, that life's not worth having. "
-D. H. Lawrence
Happy birthday Mom ๐....u are my first love and the most precious gift i have got from God...
wish i cud spend the day with you ๐
Love u a loooooooottttttt :* i will always be a kid for u ๐
A Girl's sleepy voice is
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Cutest thing in World...
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The key to immortality is first living a life worth remembering!
- Bruce Lee
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Winners are ordinary people with extra ordinary heart...:)...
All kinds of emotions on Display from Central Hall of the Parliament by the PM, Now we know the difference between a 'Robot' & a 'Human'
Looks like after years of abuse, parliament is finally going to get its due respect
Heights of Jugaad #1!! 
You're not drunk ๐ป enough until u start texting ur ex.. .. ๐ ๐
This is called as an overachievement.
Respect ABD...๐๐๐
Management is doing things right;
leadership is doing the right things
Narendra modi bows down on parliament steps