Search for happiness, even in the worst situation. ๐ผ๐ผ๐ผ ๐๐๐๐
Koi guitar player hai ? help chaiye
After every loss, Delhi Daredevils should say "Hum to chhote team hain ji..
humaari kya aukat?" ๐
#KejriEffect
Never Argue wid a Woman when she's Angry..Or when she's Tired..or Relaxed..or Happy or whatever JUST NEVER.... ๐ ๐
Modi to nitish- How many seats you got? nitish- 2 seats. modi- I also got 2 seats. One from vadodara and one from varanasi. What are you going to do next? nitish- Resign as CM of my state. modi-Me too. Lol. nitish- phone rakh tu saale. @Suryanshuarora @harshcat91 @Huss @miseera @prateeksinha04 :

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Janhit me jaari.... 
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Good morning ๐
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Caught you 
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Allah ke Naam pe IMS ka Promotional CODE de de baba.....Test series pe discount chaiye baba.....bhagwan tujhe khush rakhega baba
I m So Cute ๐ผ๐ผ๐ผ #Gm
Do you think companies should monitor the social media accounts of their employees?
Life is really nothing without Love and care,
Give it to everyone but don't expect it back.....
Because it's a "FEEL" and not a "DEAL"!! ๐
A very good morning to everyone!! ๐
Deepika and Alia conversation:
Deepika: Do you know the seats breakup that party has won, it is Total-543 , BJP-331,Cong-66 and Others: 146.
Alia: OMG!!! This "Total" party has won more seats than BJP. SHOCKING!! ๐ฒ
Deepika:
Dhishkyaon ๐
I don't know how people can Fake Whole Relationships... I can't even Fake a HELLO to Somebody I don't Like......... ๐๐

A: I am in a big trouble. ๐
B:Why is that? ๐ฒ
A:I saw a mouse in my house!!
B:Oh, well. All you need to do is to use a trap. ๐
A:But, I don't have one. 
B:Well then , Buy one. 
A:Can't afford that
B:I can give you mine if you want ๐
A:That sounds good. ๐
B:All you need to do is just use some cheese in order to make the mouse come to the trap 
A:I don't have any cheese 
B:Okay then, take a piece of bread and put a bit of oil in it and put it in the trap. 
A:But, I don't have oil
B:Well, then put only a small piece of bread. 
A:I don't have bread. ๐ 
B:Then what the hell that mouse is doing at your house!!!

Santa: "I am Going"..yaar iska matlab kya hota hai?? 
Banta: Main jaa raha hun.
Santa: Abey aise kaise jaayega...20 aur log bhi aise hi jaa chuke hain..answer bata ke jaa!!! ๐ 
Santa: Where were you born? 
Banta: India. ๐
Santa: Which part? ๐
Banta: What?? ๐ฒ which part? ๐ฒ Whole body was born in india!!! 
( just learned it ) ๐
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