Why does life keep throwing lemons at me?
Oye, sun lo sab log, mera 3000 karma scores ho gaye hain.
Mathematically, main ab 60% Certified Pagal hu 
Bachna e haseeno.......
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Suno suno:
N.D. Tiwari weds Ujwala Sharma. 
u know u r single when d only calls u get at night r nature's..... 😛 😃 😉
Good morning 😃
No matter how much a girl shows herself to be a tomboy, she is always the girl with all the "nakhras" filled in her core 
Rahul baba to mummy Sonia
mummy mummy vacations start ho gayi chalo naani ke pass chale
I love this day, nobody is workking in office today... All including my boss is busy tracking the result... holiday for me.. 
Congress is like that boy in class who was topper in class in past yrs & now he is struggling 2 get even passing mark...
Har roz, din-raat khatenge hum.... Maze lenge woh.....
Vote denge hum...... Shaahi kursi pe baithenge woh.....
Arre koi toh humari halaaton ki taraf bhi dekhe......
Koi toh humari dabi cheekhein aur pukar bhi sune.....
Kum salary aur badhte mehngai ki maar.......
Kya yun hi jhelte rahenge frequently baar-baar.....
Kahin toh is gufa mein koi surang nikle......
Kabhi toh is dark tunnel mein kuch roshni dikhe........
-- Common man
Arey Sahab, ye Jhaadu symbol AAM aadmi ka hai par 'sweep' to BJP kar rahi hai, yahi to corruption hai! Hamari ladai isi se to hai!
True 😁
MAY 16-- MODI DAY
1500 kg of Modi-choor laddoos being distributed in Delhi..To dilli walon maje karo
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BJP ka balle balle ho gaya
Congress ka jingalala ho gaya
AAP ka to safai ho gaya (jhadu se)
Baki sab mook darshak (silent spectators)
AAP ne Naveen Jindal ko bhi duba dia. Bechara galiyan de raha hoga Khansi-Man ko.
ROFLMAO!!
1st time in history of India
Sensex hit 25k+
nd
Nifty 7.5k+
I BELIEVED MS DHONI AS THE BEST FINISHER IN THE WORLD..SIR NAMO PROVED ME WRONG 👏
I BELIEVED BRIDES AS AUSPICIOUS WHO BRING GOOD LUCK TO WHICHEVER HOME THEY GET MARRIED. NAMO JI PROVED ME WRONG.BEFORE EVEN HIS COMING TO POWER,WE SAW SENSEX AND NIFTY REACH AN UNPRECEDENTED FEAT!! 👏
Modi ki Aandhi mein udd gaye Gandhi!!
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Congress has played so much of Minority Politics that country reduced it to a Minority.🍻