Girl1: Happy World Book Day
Girl2: Same to u baby
Girl2: Didi kaise celebrate kar rahi ho?
Girl1: Book My Show pe ticket book kiya hai!
Never understood the logic behind hiding the groom's shoes for money. If you hide his bedroom keys that night, you will earn lakhs !! π»π»π»ππ
Evening nap time 
Anger: an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured - Lucius Annaeus Seneca
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Guys how many of u desperately need IBPS PO 4? Raise ur hands guys and lets start a serious discussion and proper planning from now onwards. Anyhow we need to crack PO 4 and hopefully this will be our final attempt for IBPS examination.πΌπΌπ²π²
Po 4 notification is about to be released soon.
Ameer to ham bhi the, bas daulat sirf dil ki thi,
Kharch toh bhot kiya, par ginti sirf sikko ki hui.
Santa: What is the name of your car?
Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with β¬ΕT β¬?.
Santa : Oye Kamaal ki gaddi hai, Tea se start hoti hai.
Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti hai.
Ek Govt. Office Ke Board Pe Likha Hua Thaβ Kripaya Shor Na Kareβ
Pappu Ne Uske Niche Likh DiyaβVarna Hum Jaag Jayengeβ.ππ
Pappu ki Maa : 20 saal tak Merekoi Aulad Nahi Hui.... ...... .
Press Reporter : phir Aapne kya Kiya??..
Maa : Phir jab main 21 ki hui to Papa ne Meri Shadi kar di Tab Jaake Pappu hua..!!
something never finishes.....
Mangal yaan kaha h?? 
Koi aaj chaaon me isliye betha hai,,,
Qki bhut waqt pehle kisi ne ek paudha lagaya tha...πππ
God is there for my security π
All right.... Puys and Pirls..... On the basis of the heavy public demand, I have finally created the following thread on fitness:-
I am slowly but surely going to tag as many people as i can over here....
And i request you all to tag your friends too over here.....
@virupagla @raghavsimply @makar @ujwalaa @braincrash
@koool.Miike @gotchapagal @nikskrish @chims @Churri
@adamsjimmy971 @notorious911 @shingue @Rohit143
@rasrjha @bankingaspirant @Bhodan @shattereddream
@shawshanks @UthnkUknwME @engg_harsh @Bnoo
@chetna_serious @nexus.anonymous @Huss
@mailtoneha14 @The.Marauder @Fizz_Sid
& all others....
I hope people like this new thread....
Thank you....
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Karma: 1000
Thank you all. π
@chetna_serious @dreambegins @shawshanks @IIMAscholar @Parichu @Churri @krish_chaitu @mailtoneha14 @rasrjha @Shnabley @virupagla @Fizz_Sid @kennethsingh @Shubhangi.VJ @leapingpanther @Smoke.7ore and others
In case, I missed someone, toh delo gaaliyan, farak nai padta mujhe. π