TRy Ball 
Just because I tell everyone everything about myself does not mean that I'm not mysterious 😉 😉
Girl : Dad, I'm in love with a boy who is faraway from me.
I am in India and he lives in UK.We met on a dating website, became friends on facebook,
had long chats on whatsapp, proposedto each other on skype,
And now we've had 2 months of relationship through viber.
I need your blessing and good wishes daddy...
Dad said:-Wow! Really!! Then get married on twitter,have fun online.
Buy ur kids on e-bay, send them through g- mail
and if you are fed up with your husband...
Sell him on OLX...... 😁😁😁
good night 
In the past we greeted ppl by removing hat and now by removing Ear-phones 
आप जानते हैं दुनिया का सबसे पुराना पासवर्ड क्या है?
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'खुल जा सिम-सिम'। 👍👍👍
arz kiya hai
Could not stop myself for sharing this....Must read
Kid love leter.....,
Love letter bhejne ka karan h ki mjhe tu bahut pasand h.
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Tu v hmesha meri taraf dhekh ti reheti h islye mjhe lga ki m bhi tjhe bahaut pasand hu
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Tu maths m meri help krna or tu red ribbon mt lgaya kr qki tere piche wali ladki us pr ink lgati h
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Is lye mjhe bhut gussa ata h..,
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Wo mere pados me hi reheti h ink ka bdla lene k lye m unske ghr ki bell bja kr bhag jata hu..,
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Or tu fair & lovely lgaya kr or gori dhikhegi...,
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Jo tere ghr k pass reheti h wo guudi h na? Jo tujh se v jada gori h..mgr mjhe tu hi pasand h kyuki wo mera pen churati h..,
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Agr leter pad kr gussa aye to plzzzz...,mujhe wapes de de na sir ko mt dena badi mushkil se likha h kisi or ko de dunga..,
chintu....
Aas keh rahi shwaas se, dheeraj dharnaa sikh; Maange bin moti mile, maange mile na bhikh.
#Mahabharata
Breaking News !!
CEO of Facebook Announced that
'last seen' on whatsapp
will now includes the persons GPS location ...
This according to Mark Zuckerberg is for satisfy
reasons should anything happen to anyone &
parents to know their Childrens Location at all times and
Partner to know their Spouses Locations !!!
EXAMPLE
Hi mom, i m on ma way to the library see ulater..
[last seen 02.54pm @ PVR saket.]
Good morning 😃
Unhappiness is best defined as the difference between our talents and our expectations 😃 😃
Wikipedia is just an incredible thing.
It is fact-encirclingly huge, and it is idiosyncratic, careful, messy, funny, shocking and full of simmering controversies - and it is free, and it is fast.👏👍😍
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A man has to learn that he cannot command things, but that he can command himself; that he cannot coerce the wills of others, but that he can mold and master his own will: and things serve him who serves Truth; people seek guidance of him who is master of himself.