Rise To Smileeee……😃😇😆☀️

[rushikesh90 (Rushikesh Deshpande)]

Which is better ? Amazon India or Flipkart?

[kuljeet_the_warrior]

I'm against capital punishment.

[Rahul Gandhi is trying his level best to give Rajiv's assassins a gift in the form of gallows.]

"To take a life when a life has been lost is revenge, not justice." -Desmond Tutu

[v.jay (VIJAY KUMAR)]

This is my first day on PG and this is my first post which I dedicate to all PagalGuys...

नया पागल

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कोई ख़्वाबों में पागल है तो कोई सपनों में है पागल

कोई खुशियों में पागल है तो कोई ग़म में हुआ पागल

कोई नफ़रत में पागल है तो कोई प्यार में है पागल

दुनियाँ में अगर देखो तो हर शख्स है पागल

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कोई पढ़-पढ़ के पागल है तो कोई बिन पढ़े पागल

कोई दिखने में पागल है तो कोई हरकत से है पागल

कोई सचमुच में पागल है तो कोई नाम से है पागल

दुनियाँ में अगर देखो तो हर शख्स है पागल

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कि, दुनियाँ में अगर देखो तो हर शख्स है पागल

कोई पागल मगर खुद को कभी कहता नहीं पागल

कि, इकलौता ही देखा है ये मैंने मंच दुनियाँ में...

उठाये सर जहाँ पर शान से मिलते हैं सब पागल

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किसी से प्यार किया मैंने तो दुनियाँ ने कहा पागल

निभायी यारी जब मैंने तो यारों में कहा पागल

समझदारों की महफ़िल में न समझा जब मुझे कोई...

यहाँ तुम पागलों के बीच मैं चला आया नया पागल

_________________________________vjay

[dimpyrawal]

Char bottle vodka

kaam mera roz ka

[rasrjha (Mr Foo Foo)]

I'm going back to sleep. I refuse to give up on my dreams that easily.

[rahul-srinivas (Rahul.S [ B.Tech (Mechanical) ,MBA (Operations Management) ] || Alliance School Of Business (2014-2016) || Working for a Global Logistics & Supply Chain Company.)]

Bank manager - wats ur qualification ???????

Student - Ph.d

Bank manager- wat do mean by Ph.d????????

Student- PASSED HIGH SCHOOL WITH DIFFICULTY

[rahul-srinivas (Rahul.S [ B.Tech (Mechanical) ,MBA (Operations Management) ] || Alliance School Of Business (2014-2016) || Working for a Global Logistics & Supply Chain Company.)]

A hungry stomach, an empty pocket and a broken heart can teach lessons in LIFE 👏

[rahul-srinivas (Rahul.S [ B.Tech (Mechanical) ,MBA (Operations Management) ] || Alliance School Of Business (2014-2016) || Working for a Global Logistics & Supply Chain Company.)]

Be sure to taste ur words before u spit them out 😐

[raghavsimply (Raghav)]

That awesome moment ,while riding your bike, when you decide to bunk your gym and head towards a Tandoori Joint - Priceless 👼

[engg_harsh (Harsh Aggarwal)]

Neend Aati Hai To Khawab Aate Hai,

Khawab Me Ek Ladki Aati Hai,

Ladki Ke Peeche Uska Baap Aata Hai,

Phir Na Neend Aati Hai Na Khawab Aata Hai. 😐

[tushar8 (tushar bhardwaj)]

1990 mai -

Guest Ghar aate hi:

"Kya Haal Hai, Papa kaise hai, Bacche theek hai"

2014 mai -

Guests Ghar aate hi:

"Patli pin wala charger hai"

[rohit143 (☛♏® X ™¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ๑•ิ.•ั๑ ✔)]

"Punjabi saans se jyada dangerous aur kuch nahi hota!! " #2States

@Huss @deepak99 😉😉

[rasrjha (Mr Foo Foo)]

Coincidence??

[tushar8 (tushar bhardwaj)]

[rajatjain10 (Rajat Jain)]

Symbiosis ousts director over placement fraud

Indiatimes

PUNE: The Symbiosis International University (SIU) has terminated the services of the director of one of its institutes following allegations of a placement fraud leveled against him by a section of students.

[blacksands (Sanket Desai)]

One day Rajnikant bowled to Sachin Tendulkar...

That was the day when he realized that he aint a god!!!

[tushar8 (tushar bhardwaj)]

Superb speech by Rahul Gandhi at Barabanki today... 🍻🍻🍻

[makar (ya indiskii)]

Love is a Pilgrimage,
Unfortunately people take it as Strategy...

[skks (swetank sinha)]

@pathetic @Sherjil @rajatjain10 @Khushi_R sabko ram ram

[sapinisha (A Runner!!)]

Ek Daaku (Lady Se): Ye Saare Zevar Mujhe DeDe..??

Lady: Le, Ye Le Payal Le,
Jhumke Le,
Chudi Le,
Chain Le,
Long Le,
Sab Le Le.

Or...


Aurat ban ja Saaale Kutte......



Daaku:- Sorry yaar tu to Emotional ho Gayi 😛 😛 😛