Rise To Smileeee……😃😇😆☀️

pagalguy2324 · September 27, 2013, 8:08pm

एक मासूम हिमालय की तराई में भेड़े चरा रहा था, तभी वहा से एक गुज़रते हुए पर्यटक ने लड़के से पूछा,"ये भेड़े कितना दूध देती है?" लड़का: कौनसी, सफ़ेद वाली याकाली वाली ? पर्यटक: सफ़ेद वाली। लड़का: 3 लीटर। पर्यटक: और काली वाली ? लड़का: ये भी 3 लीटर देती है। पर्यटक: ये ऊन कितनी देती है। लड़का: कौनसी सफ़ेद वाली या काली वाली ? पर्यटक: सफ़ेद वाली। लड़का: 5 किलो। पर्यटक: और काली वाली ? लड़का: वो भी 5 किलो। पर्यटक: अबे साले जब ये दूध बराबर देती है, ऊन बराबर देती है तो फिर ये काली भेड़ ,सफ़ेद भेड़ क्या लगा रखी है? लड़का: जी वो बात ये है की ये सफ़ेद भेड़ मेरे पिताजी की है। पर्यटक: और ये काली भेड़ ? लड़का: ये भी मेरे पिताजी की ही है।;-)

pagalguy2324 · September 27, 2013, 8:11pm

Must Read.. .. Ek din ek kutta jungle main raaste kho gaya. .. Tabhi usne dekha ek sher uskii taraf aa raha hai. Kutte ki saans ruk gayi."Aaj to kaam tamaam mera" .. Phir usne saamne kuchh sookhi haddiyan padi dekhi. Woh aate hue sher ki taraf peeth kar ke baith gaya aur ek sookhi hadii ko choosne laga aur zor zor se bolne laga, "wah! Sher ko khaane ka mazaa hi kuch aur hai. Ek aur mil jaaye to poori daawat ho jayegi!". Aur usne zor se dakaar mara. .. Is baar sher soch mein pad gayaa, Usne socha "ye kutta to sher ka shikar karta hai! Jaan bacha kar bhago!"! Ped par baitha ek Bandar yeh sab tamasha dekh raha tha. Usne socha yeh mauka achha hai sher ko saari kahani bata deta hoon isse sher se dosti ho jayegi aur zindagi bhar ke liye jaan ka khatra dur ho jayega! .. Woh fatafat sher ke pichhe bhaaga. Kutte ne Bandar ko jaate hue dekh liya ! .. Udhar Bandar ne sher ko sab bata diya ki kaise kutte ne use bewakoof banaya hai. Sher ne zor se kaha, "chal mere saath abhi uski leela khatam karta hoon", aur Bandar ko apni peeth par baitha kar sher kutte ki taraf lapka. (Can u imagine the quick management by the DOG...) .. Kutte ne sher ko aate dekhato ek baar phir uskii taraf peeth karke baith gaya aur zor zor se bolne laga, "Is Bandar ko bheje huye 1 ghanta ho gaya, saala ek sher fasaa kar nahi la saka.. ..

LIKE to bAnta hai..

pagalguy2324 · September 27, 2013, 8:19pm

Ladki ne new laptop liya.... ( joke abhi khtm nhi hua , baki h )
Khush hoke ghar pe gai Sham ko bhadkte hue vapis aai aur dukan wale se boli:ye lapy bekar he isme purane pc ki file paste nahi ho rahi he. . Shopkeepr: not possible ye latest laptop he aur isme aisa ho hi nahi sakta. Ap jara bataegi kese kiya aap ne copy paste .? . Ladki shop keeper ko ghar le gai , apne computer ko on kiya mouse se right click karke file copy ki fir PC se mouse nikal ke laptop melagaya, aur right click karke boli: dekho paste ka option kha he ? . Shopkeeper on the spot behosh..

pagalguy2324 · September 27, 2013, 8:24pm

ABCD TO SABHI KO AATI HOGI.. AGGAR AATI BHI HOGI TOH AISI NAHI AATI HOGI
A- Antiquity
B- Black Label
C- Chivas Regal
D- Dirctors Spcial
E- Eight Pm
F- Fuel/Fosters
G-Green Label
H- Hywards
I- Imperial Blue
J-Johny Walker
K-Kingfisher
L- Löndon Pilsner
M- McDowell No 1
N- Napolean Rum
O- Old Monk
P- Peter Scot
R- Royal Stag
S- Signature
T- Tequilla
U- Urrack
V- Vat 69
W- White Mischief
X- XXX rum
Y- Yankey
Z- Zingaro Lage Raho .. Pi pi Ke Pade Raho .. 🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻

pagalguy2324 · September 27, 2013, 8:25pm

Ye 1 darawni kahani hai, kamjor dil wale ise na pade..!! Barsat ki 1 raat me 1 budha aadmi hath me 1kitab bechne ke liye khda tha, 1 aadmi aaya aur usne vo kitab 3000/- mein kharid li Budhe aadmi ne kitab de ke kaha: Jab tk koi musibat na aye kitab ka LAST PAGE mat dekna. Aadmi ne kitab puri pad li lekin dar ke karan last page nahi khola. 1 din usse raha nahi gaya aur last page khol ke dekh hi liya aur sadme se mar gya.. last page par likha tha.. . . .
MRP-Rs 15/- only!

pagalguy2324 · September 27, 2013, 8:26pm

Story of MATH ...... 😃 . . Aaj se 300 saal pehle MATH bohot masoom aur pyara tha. Ek din kuch badmash students ne MATH ko bohot mara yahan tak ki Math ki aakhri Sans thi marte marte sab students ko badua de gyi. Aur Ye keh ker is dunia se chala gya k mein to ja raha hoon lekin MATHS .
M = Meri
A = Aatma
T = Tumhe
H = Hamesha
S = Satayegi
Aaj bhi math ki aatma bhatak rahi hai aur saare students ko sata rahi hai aur hamesha satati rahegi

pagalguy2324 · September 27, 2013, 8:28pm

Ek Aurat Bache Ke Liye Ro Rahi Thi Ek Engg Ne Rone Ki Wajah Puchi Aurat Ne Kaha K Mera Bacha Bimar Hai Aur Dawa K Liye Paise Nahi Hai Engg Ne 1000 Ka Note Diya Aur Kaha Jao Dawa Lelo Aur 100 Ka Dudh Bhi Le Lena Baki Paise Mujhe Wapis De Dena Aurat Thodi Der Bad Dawa Or Dudh Le Ayi Baki 650 Rs Engineer Ko Wapis Kar Diye Engg Khush Hua Aur Sochne Laga Ki Neki Kabhi Zaya Nahi Jati.. . . Doctor Ko Fees Mil Gayi, Bache Ko Dawa Mil Gayi Aur . . . . Mera Nakli Note Bhi Chal Gaya

pagalguy2324 · September 27, 2013, 8:36pm

4 students ne paper ki tayyari nahi ki, unhone 1 manshooba banaya aur agle din principle se bole Shir ham shadi me gaye the.. Raste me tyre panchar ho gaya. Ham shari rat dhakka lagate rahe... Isliye padh nahi sake. Principle ne man liya aur unhone unlogo ko 1 din ka time de diya aur agle din un charo ko 4 alag kamro me bithaya aur sirf 1 sawal diya. Q-kaunsa tyre panchar tha?
1- Front right
2- Front left
3- Back right
4- Back left
Note; agar same jawab hua to sab pass warna fail.

pagalguy2324 · September 27, 2013, 8:41pm

New GenEration 😉
1 orat ne 5 Sal k Bachy ko Cigrate Pite Dekha to bachy se Kaha: Kya Tumhare Parents ko Pata hai ki Tum Cigrate Peete ho? BACHA: Dhoovan Chhodte hue,,, Mohtarma! Kya ap k shohar ko pata hai ki Aap ek ghair mard se baaten kr rhi hai?

pagalguy2324 · September 27, 2013, 8:42pm

Facebook user Boy:Baba mere FACEBOOK PAGE par LIKE or COMMENT nahi aate Nirmal Baba:FB last time kab khola tha Boy:Baba kal khola tha Nirmal Baba:1 din mai kitni bar FACEBOOK kholte hoo? Boy:2-3 baar Nirmal Baba:Browser kon sa USE karte hoo ? Boy:Baba "OPERA" Nirmal baba:>Bas yahi se kirpa ruki hai, jao or PASSWORD badl kar account ko"GOOGLE CHROME se kholo..Kirpa aani shuru ho jaayegi