DUBAI.. What A Change Over..
A Hungry stomach . . .
An Empty Pocket . . .
And . . .
A Broken Heart . . .
Teaches the best lessonz of lyf !!!
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WONDERFUL DEFINITIONS :
¤ SCHOOL : A place where Parents pay and children play.
¤ LIFE INSURANCE : A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.
¤ NURSE : A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.
¤ MARRIAGE : It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters..
¤ TEAR : The hydraulic force by which masculine will power is defeated by feminine waterpower.
¤ CONFERENCE : The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
¤ FATHER : A banker provided by nature.
¤ CRIMINAL : A person no different from the rest....except that he/she got caught.
¤ BOSS : Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early !!!!
¤ POLITICIAN : One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence thereafter .
¤ DOCTOR : A person who holds your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.
If u ever feel stupid just remember there are apparently people who think world is 2,013 years old 
Mom says - "One can either look rich or be rich" 😃
✪ The Thullu Fever ✪
Salman: Main Revital Kareeb 15 Saalon Se KhaRaha Hoon..
Kapil Sharma : SHAADI HO NAHI RAHI..
KATRINA KO RANBEER LE GAYA.. @piyaaaa ko toh koi Rajkumar udaake le jaayega..
REVITAL KHA KAR KYA MILEGA ??.. BABAJI KA THULLU....
This post is meant for laugh only.There is no intention of hurting anyone's Emotions..
Rehne de aasmaan, zameen ki talaash kar
Sab kuchh yahin hai, kahin aur na talaash kar
Har aarzoo puri ho, to jeene ka kya mazaa
Jeene ke liye bas ek khubsurat wajah ki talashkar 😃
Lame yet funny ! 
Machhli....eeuu eeu eeuu
Saanp... Uuummmmm
Machhli.... Tum machli kyu nhi khate......
Saanp... Kyuki machli me kaante hote hain na...
Machhli... To chappal pehen ke kha liya kar
Saanp... Mere paanv nahi hain...
Machhli... Ohhhhh !! 
To stay free of inner torments, just do this:
Don't give in to your enemies - desires, attachments, thoughts and feelings.
Landmark Judgement by Supreme Court.....Now U got t right to reject candidates...
Now no more excuses but to vote...
Those who are outside of their native place, can register themselves to new constituency as voter by going to state election commission website....
for eg: for Maharashtra you can login and submit online application to get register at below mentioned website....process is same for all states.....http://eci-citizenservices.nic.in/frmForm6New.aspx
or Election Commission website...http://164.100.34.138/PublicComplaints/frmForm6new.aspx
~`~किस्मत की बेड़ियों से बंधे लोग, इतिहास नहीं बनाया करते हैं.~`~
RICH PEOPLES DO HAVE BIG LIBRARY
AND POOR PEOPLES DO HAVE LARGE TV :MG :
One who has taken his birth is sure to die, and after death one is sure to take birth again. Therefore, in the unavoidable discharge of your duty, you should not lament.
APNE KABHI SOCHA HEY KI SHADI MEY DULHE KO GHODI PE KYON BAITHAYA JAATA HEY??
JARA SOCHIYE...
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KYONKI USE BHAGNE KA EK AKHRI MAUKA DIYA JATA HEY....
1 aurat kidnap hui aur kidnap karne walon ne uske pati ko phone kiya:
"Agar aaj raat tak raqam na di toh hum teri biwi ka murder kar denge"
Pati khamosh raha.
Agle din phir phone aya
"Agar aaj raat tak raqam na di toh hum teri biwi ko wapas tere ghar chhod ayenge!"
Pati: "Raqam bol kaminey, daraata kyu hai
चंगु लाल एक दिन अपने आप ही घर की tube light ठीक कर रहा था, तो उसने आवाज़ लगाई. चंगु लाल : बीवी ओ बीवी, सुनती हो! बीवी : क्या है? चंगु लाल : अरे जरा इधर तो आ. बीवी : लो आ गई, बोलो. चंगु लाल : ये दो तारें है, इनमें से जरा कोई एक पकड़. बीवी : क्यों? चंगु लाल : अरे पकड़ तो सही! बीवी : लो, पकड़ ली एक तार! चंगु लाल : कुछ नहीं हुआ? बीवी : नहीं. चंगु लाल : अच्छा! तो इसका मतलब करंट दुसरी तार में है!
Lucky daru pee k tala kholne laga, hath kapne ki vajah se tala nhi khula, Bilu- mai khol du, Lucky- mai khol lunga, tu ghar ko pakad, sala bahut hil raha hai