My manager asked me : Do you know drupal.
I spontaneously asked: Which team is she in.
He laughed and retorted : Thats a technology!!
# Facepalm # 
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VALENTINE'S DAY:
Singles write romantic quotation
couples do the execution
Whenever you're at a crossroads, feeling uninspired or downright lazy - do what the person you want to be would do.
BJP spokes person to Rahul Gandhi: Yeh kya ho rha hai sansad main, aapke log chahte hi nhi ki sansad chale, app koi bill nhi lana chahate yeh toh aankhon main dhul jhokhne ka kaam ho rha hai.
RaGa calls his PA: sale sab mujhe pagal banane main lage hue hai, tu toh kah rha tha ki woh aankhon main pepper spray kar rhe hain. ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
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How to identify cities in INDIA?
Scenario 1 Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, then a fourth and they start arguing about who's right.You are in Kolkata
Scenario 2 Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, sees them and walks On.That's Mumbai
Scenario 3 Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along & tries to make peace. The first two get together & beat him up.That's Delhi
Scenario 4 Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along and quietly opens a chai-stallThat's Ahmedabad.
Scenario 5 Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes he writes a software program to stop the fight. But the fight doesn't stop b'cos of a bug in the program.That's Bangalore
Scenario 6 Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along and Quietly says that "AMMA" doesn't like all this nonsense. Peace comes in.That's Chennai.
Scenario 7 Two guys are fighting. Both of them take time out and call their friends on mobile. Now 50 guys are fighting.You are DEFINITELY IN HARYANA.๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
A boy, who was 22 years old, was buying an expensive bracelet, to surprise his girlfriend on Valentine's Day, at a very popular Jeweler's shop.
The jeweler inquired, 'Would you like your girlfriend's name engraved on it?'
He thought for a moment
, grinned, then answered, 'No
The jeweler smiled and said, 'Yes, sir; how very romantic of you.' ๐
He retorted with a glint in his eye, 'Not exactly romantic, but very practical. This way, if we break up, I can use it again.'
BE ALERT. BE PRACTICAL.
gf is shit, bloody shit!! i believe in friends!! happy valentine's day my friends!!!
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Wishing U A
Great Lovely Night
Good Night.. ๐ด๐ด๐ด๐ด๐ด๐ด EnjoY the V-DaY!!๐ป๐ป๐ป
In the Euphoria of my Utopian Dream...!!!! ๐ ๐ผ ๐
-Bheegi Billi
-Bheegi Billi
Jo naina karun band band Beh jaye boond boond
Tadpaye re, kyun sunaye geet malhar
deBemalang tera iktara...!!!
-Bheegi Billi ๐๐
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Good morning happy valentines day ๐
Valentine's Day ??
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Well, make hay while the sun shines people !
Coz love has narrowed down to a few meek hours now!
Nevertheless, enjoy the spirit of it!
P.S. Amidst all this , spare a thought for that gentleman whose death anniversary we do celebrate today! If time n circumstances permit, that is..