Rise To Smileeee……😃😇😆☀️

[kuljeet_the_warrior]

Guys......... wishing you in Advance....... Tomorrow is ?
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Guru Ravidass ji Jayanti ............. Rabb sab da bhalla kare..

[rahul-srinivas (Rahul.S [ B.Tech (Mechanical) ,MBA (Operations Management) ] || Alliance School Of Business (2014-2016) || Working for a Global Logistics & Supply Chain Company.)]

[dmalhotra1990 (Dhaval Malhotra)]

Some statistics which I liked:

2003:

Population: 1,049,700,000

Rice production: 83 Million tonnes

Wheat Production: 68 Million tonnes

Sugarcane Production: 237 Million tonnes

2013:

Population: 1,237,000,000

Rice Production: 104 Million tonnes

Wheat Production: 92 Million tonnes

Sugarcane Production: 341 Million tonnes

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| 2003 | 2013 |

Rice production (in tonnes/person) | 0.079 | 0.084 |

Wheat production (in tonnes/person) | 0.064 | 0.074 |

Sugarcane production (in tonnes/person) | 0.225 | 0.276 |

TOTAL | 0.368 | 0.434 |

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An increase of 17.9% in production of basic grains.

[engg_harsh (Harsh Aggarwal)]

A man got a call from unknown number on valentines day evening.

Girl: Hi, r u single.. ??

Man: Yes, but who r u.. ??

Ans: Your wife..

Aaj ghar aana tab bataungi..

Another call from unknown number..

Girl: ARE you married.. ??

Man:"Yes, but who ARE you.. ??

Girl:"Your girlfriend, YOU cheat..

Man:"Sorry baby, I thought it was my wife..

Ans:"Wife hi hoon kutte, aaj tu bas ghar aa .............

😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠

[rahul-srinivas (Rahul.S [ B.Tech (Mechanical) ,MBA (Operations Management) ] || Alliance School Of Business (2014-2016) || Working for a Global Logistics & Supply Chain Company.)]

child hood days

[esotericequation]

I am not single...... I am romantically challenged.

[rahul-srinivas (Rahul.S [ B.Tech (Mechanical) ,MBA (Operations Management) ] || Alliance School Of Business (2014-2016) || Working for a Global Logistics & Supply Chain Company.)]

Y is so that committed ones want to be single , and single once want to be committed ??????😠😠

Million dollar question !

[rohit143 (☛♏® X ™¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ๑•ิ.•ั๑ ✔)]

Forever Alone

[sanchitagrawal (shelly)]

jadu ki jhappi

[rahul-srinivas (Rahul.S [ B.Tech (Mechanical) ,MBA (Operations Management) ] || Alliance School Of Business (2014-2016) || Working for a Global Logistics & Supply Chain Company.)]

I noticed one thing today! Slow internet break up se zyada taklif deta hai 😞 :(

[octave]

Nadella's Neighbour Aunty: "Aur Beta, kya kar rhe ho aajkal?"Kuch nahi Aunty, bas kuch din pehle he Microsoft ka CEO bana."Acha hai, humara golu toh TCS mein Team lead ban gaya..Tumne nahi apply kiya tha TCS mein?"😁😁

[rasrjha (Mr Foo Foo)]

Good night 😃

[pathetic (Concrete Girl)]

Dedicated to all those who are missing someone and will be missing tomorrow but they do not want to 😃

Happy Valentines day

Need You Now - Lady Antebellum(lyrics)

YouTube

[rahul-srinivas (Rahul.S [ B.Tech (Mechanical) ,MBA (Operations Management) ] || Alliance School Of Business (2014-2016) || Working for a Global Logistics & Supply Chain Company.)]

Guys kal ka kya program hai ?????? anything special ???????????😃😃

[fiibindia (Fortune Institute of International Business (FIIB))]

What do you look for in a B-School?

[esotericequation]

there must be a CHEMISTRY between the two

[cristianokaka (cristiano ronaldo)]

truth 😛

[akshat.mishra]

Why do you want to do an MBA?

[wannabeitinspec (wannabe it inspector)]

😁

[saloni1931 (Saloni Agarwal)]

You can't buy happiness :mg:, but you can buy an ice-cream :blush:, which is kinda the same thing!! 😛