thats damn true... ๐ป๐ป๐ป
double friendzoned ๐
Can you find the face???
There are two reasons why I dont take my girlfriend on a long drive in my Audi A8
If Bollywood Movies Were Directed In Pubs & Bars: ๐ป ๐ป ๐ป
1. Sita Aur Margarita
2. Corona Pyaar Hai
3. Soda Akbar
4. Rab Ne Pila Di Thodi
5. Rum Whiskey Se Kam Nahi
6. Rum De Basanti
7. Hum Tight Ho Chuke Sanam
8. Pissed Out At Lokhandwala
9. Jo Pilaye Wahi Bartender
10. Rum Maaro Rum
11. Beer Zaara
12. Bev-D
13. Beer Belly
14. Gin Na Milegi Dobara
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manjile insan ke hausale ajmati hai
Feels 
เคตเฅ เคเคธ เคเคฎเคพเคฒ เคธเฅ เคเฅเคฒเฅ เคฅเฅ เคเคถเฅเฅ เคเฅ เคฌเคพเคเฅ, เคนเคฎ เค
เคชเคจเฅ เคซเคคเฅเคน เคธเคฎเคเคคเฅ เคฐเคนเฅ เคฎเคพเคค เคนเฅเคจเฅ เคคเค||


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Our Greatest glory is not in never falling
but in rising every time we fall.
If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito.
Every day, think as you wake up, today I am fortunate to be alive, I have a precious human life, I am not going to waste it. I am going to use all my energies to develop myself, to expand my heart out to others; to achieve enlightenment for the benefit of all beings. I am going to have kind thoughts towards others, I am not going to get angry or think badly about others. I am going to benefit others as much as I can. ๐๐๐๐
One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber replied, 'I cannot accept money from you, I'm doing community service this week. The florist was pleased and left the shop. When the barber went to open his shop the next morning, there was a 'Thank You' card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.
Later, a grocer comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill, the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from you , I'm doing community service this week. The grocer was happy and left the shop. The next morning when the barber went to open up, there was a 'Thank You' card and a bag of fresh vegetables waiting for him at his door.
Then a politician came in for a haircut, and when he went to pay his bill, the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week. The politician was very happy and left the shop.
The next morning, when the barber went to open up, there were a dozen politicians lined up waiting for a free haircut. And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between the citizens of our country and the politicians who run it.
Mujhe ishq ki rangeeniyan raas nhi aayi,
How many black dots can you find?
Answer=0
RUN RUN ๐
Which word did u see first??

We always dreamed about this better life, this better life
We always felt it coming all along, yeah all along
We've got the keys to open paradise, yeah paradise
Now let's go walking hand in hand
Come on baby we can hit the lights
Make the wrongs turn right
We can smash the club, make the pop go rock
With a love this deep, we don't need no sleep
And it feels like we could do this all night
We could do this all night
Yeah everything is alright


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