Boy (to a foreigner girl) = You are looking gorgeous.
foreigner girl (smile) = Thanks honey.
Boy (to an Indian educated rich girl) = You are looking gorgeous.
rich girl = say nothing , 'will completely ignore him'
Boy ( to a punjabi girl) = You are looking gorgeous.
punjabi girl = Apni maa nu jaake bol.... ghare maa, bhen(sister) ni hegi tere
Batao......
Two Girls were sitting at a club. 
One was ugly 
and the other one was beautiful. 
Santa walked straight to the ugly girl. 
Santa: Hello! 
Ugly girl: Hi!! Santa: Wanna dance? 
Ugly Girl: Yes (excited)
Santa: OK, Go and dance, I wanna talk to your friend 
Hello ๐
Great minds think alike but dirty minds work together 
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LOL
BEING A COMMERCE GRADUATE...!!!
Is it a curse being a commerce graduate??? An important question to ponder over..!!
I am a commerce graduate 2013 passout.. has lost all the hopes regarding my career, all dreams shattered with the declaration of all the B-schools results.. ๐๐
I appeared for CAT, CMAT, SNAP etc for the 1st time .. but unfortunately could not able to fetch a call from any of the good b-school.. Also appeared for IBPS PO 3.. there too I failed..!! Here comes the end of the year.. yes a complete 1 year.. ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐
After completion of graduation i didn't took admission for the Master's in commerce, thinking that I would crack the exams for sure,took coaching only And thats what where I made a mistake.
Now nothing lefts in my hand neither the b-school nor the traditional degree course.. and yes indeed it has left a cuserly footprint in my profile,, yes a gap year, which is as bad as a hole in an ozone layer.And yes this gap year will play a tragic role in my life for coming years.. And I have to pay for my sins, as gap with no solid reason is a sins committed by us in the eye of recruiting companies/any good b-school.๐ ๐ ๐ ๐
I am totally confused at this moment that what to do next, where should I move now, what would be benificial for me. At the same time family pressuring me to tell them clear cut ki "What Next" ??? A big question for me and for them too..๐๐
When I told them will do M.com and along with keep preparing for forthcoming exams MBAs, BAnking etc,, The reaction is: who gonna select u now after 2 years of gap (p.s. as it would be a 2015-17 batch) in their b-school???
Such a irritating & pathetic situation.. Hum commerce graduate ko koi job bhi to nhi deta..๐ ๐
At present i have no ans for their question, keeping everything aside my Mind and my heart not in my control,, feeling frustrated, indeed loser,, feel like ending my life at once..!!!๐๐๐๐
Kuch Paya Tha Kuch Khoya Tha..
Bas Ye Soch Ke Dil Bahut Rooya Tha..
Par Aaj Hum Ye Soch Ke Khamosh Hai..
Ki Jo Khoya Tha Kya Sach Me Kabi Paya Tha
guys chalo apni apni wishes btao
I've realised that the more depressed a person is, the more inspirational msgs he/she posts as the Facebook status. By the way, here's a thought - "God will wreck your plans when he sees that your plans are about to wreck you"
Raat Gumsum Hai Magar Chand Khamosh Nhi...
Kaise Keh Dun Aj Phr Hosh Nhi ...
Aisa Duba Teri Ankhon Ki Ghrai Mai..
Hath Main Jam Hai Magar Peene Ka Hosh Nahi.......
Charlie Chaplin entered a Charlie Chaplin look-a-like contest in Monte Carlo and came in third. ๐ ๐
No matter how beautiful your dreams and fantasies are, you will always have to wake up and face the reality of life... ๐ 
assi sidhe jehe bande koi jaan de na tezi ni,
boldi ae jehri puthi jehi angrezi ni,
hello hi nu hi lagg jaane 2 week ni ,
oh saanu aaakhdi ae pendu eh gal theek ni,
oh saanu aaakhdi ae pendu eh gal theek ni,
Sab ko pata hai par batatakoi nahi...
Ki Fair n Handsome se jayada fairness to PhotoShop kar deta hai !!!
Happy bday legend
My story when i was a child... 
๐ผIn A Sea Of People,
My Eyes Will Always Search For YOU๐
My Eyes Will Always Search For YOU๐