My Girlfriend broke up with me. she thinks that i am childish. So i calmed down, took a deep breath, went to her house, rang the doorbell and ran away...🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣
Angry Wife: I always see u wasting time on cricket matches at home, better u should go and play Blue Whale game.. 😛😛 Husband : Honey, I was playing that game since childhood, Marrying U was the last task assigned to me....😛😉😂
Courtesy: FB Post
I stopped being a part of your life...not because I don't want to be, but to avoid the heart-break of me falling for you every day..and you might keep falling for someone else.
One of his best. Enjoy. Not many know of these Gems.
आप कहते थे के रोने से न बदलेंगे नसीब
उम्र भर आप की इस बात ने रोने न दिया...
"कभी 'शब्दों' में तलाश न करना, 'वज़ूद' मेरा जनाब , मैं उतना 'लिख' नहीं पाती, जितना 'महसूस' करती हूँ...!
Charity wrapped in Dignity! She asked him, "How much are you selling the eggs for?" The old seller replied to her, "Rs.5/- for one egg, Madam." She said to him, "I will take 6 eggs for Rs.25/- or I will leave." The old seller replied, "Come take them at the price you want. May God bless us, and maybe this is a good beginning because I have not yet sold to anyone." She took it and walked away feeling she has won. She got into her fancy car and went to pick her friend, and invited her to a restaurant. She and her friend sat down and ordered what they like. They ate a little and left a lot of what they ordered. Then she went to pay the bill. The bill was Rs.1,200/-. She gave him Rs. 1,300/- and said to the owner of the restaurant: "Keep the change." This story may seem normal to the owner of the restaurant. But it is very painful for the eggs' seller. _The bottom line is_: Why do we always show that we have the power when we buy from the needy and the poor? And we are generous with those who do not need our generosity ? Every time a poor child comes to me to sell something simple, I remember a tweet from the son of a rich man who said, "After every prayer my father used to buy simple goods for very expensive prices, even though he did not need them. Sometimes he used to pay more for them. I used to get concerned by this act and I told him about it. Then my father told me: 'It is a charity wrapped with dignity, my son.'" Compare these two stories of social hypocrisy. The first one is disappointing and the second one is inspiring. _May God enlighten our vision_. 🙏
I called my Arab friend home for a traditional 'Onam Sadya'.(traditional lunch) The Arab friend asked me: "Is the Onam lunch Veg or Non veg?" I told him: "It's Vegetarian, are you coming? " He said he would come... . And he came and sat for the 'Sadya' (lunch). I placed the traditional big banana leaf and a glass of water in front of him to serve the Onam lunch, and went inside to bring the Onam meal. When I came back, my Arab friend ate the big banana leaf and drank the water, and said: "Masha Alla ... Thamam... This is the first time I have ever eaten such a big leaf as 'salad' ..." HAPPY ONAM! #JustForFun
खुद को इतना भी मत बचाया कर, बारिशें हो तो *भीग जाया कर*। चाँद लाकर कोई नहीं देगा, अपने चेहरे से *जगमगाया कर*। दर्द हीरा है, दर्द मोती है, दर्द आँखों से *मत बहाया कर*। काम ले कुछ हसीन होंठो से, बातों-बातों में *मुस्कुराया कर*। धूप मायूस लौट जाती है, छत पे *किसी बहाने आया कर*। कौन कहता है दिल मिलाने को, कम-से-कम *हाथ तो मिलाया कर* !!!
A week away from here and it was very good. Almost like a detox. Had decided to post something on Sundays. Here it goes ...
बड़ी तब्दीलियाँ लाए हैं हम अपने आप में , लेकिन तुम्हे याद करने की आदत अब भी वही है ।
Job vacancy demand- M.tech in Power system with 2 papers published in IEEE. Must have 10 years experience in power sector. Ministry vacancy- eenie meenie mayini moe... hmm..Piyush bro tum railway dekh lo.
No Greeting card to give...🎀 No beautiful Flowers to see...💐....No cute Graphics to forward...But...JUSt A Loving Heart💖💖 of mine Saying....HAPPY ONAM to All my dostho....💕💖.Onam ki shubhkamnayem...😊😊
*दुनिया इसलिए बुरी नही है की यहाँ लोग बुरे हैं...* *बल्कि इसलिए बुरी है क्योकिं अच्छे लोग खामोश रहते हैं...*
एक दिन मुस्कुराहट ने हमसे पूछा; हर पल हमें क्यों भूल जाते हो! याद तो हम अपने दोस्तों को करते हैं; तुम क्यों चले आते हो!
*प्यार का धोखा है* *सदमे की कहानी है* *जिंदगी और कुछ भी नही* *Ex और next की कहानी है😂😂😂😂😝😝😝😉😉😉😉*
Excellent Innovation😃 Samsung has just incorporated a new feature in their latest hand set... Concept: Make in India ! 😃Say Modi.... Modi... twice in your handset and it goes into flight mode. 😃Say Singh... Singh... twice and it will take you to silent mode. 😃Say Arnaab... Arnaab... twice and it will switch on the loud speaker. 😃Say Kejri... Kejri... twice and it will start shivering and go into vibrating mode. 😃Say Rahul... Rahul... twice and it will switch off the phone. And say Mallya ... Mallya.. twice in your handset and it goes out of coverage area #JustForFun
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*Two things are very difficult in life.* *"Hello" for the first time to an unknown person and* *"Good bye" for the last time to whom you really love.* *Some times we think why friends keep forwarding messages without any reason.* *The reason is clear* *they have nothing to say* *but still want to be in touch* *and remind you that you're in their* *Heart..*
भैंस की व्यथा
As wanderes in life.. we will meet someday..