His dream of taking her home came true😉😉
*हजारों उलझनें राहों में, और कोशिशें बेहिसाब..* *इसी का नाम है ज़िन्दगी, बस चलते रहिये जनाब*..
Guruji, how do I learn about my mistakes.
Guru: Identify one mistake in your wife and tell her to correct it. In response she will help identify all your mistakes along with your family's and your friends as well. It's that easy.😉😉😜😜
I can wait forever....if you say you'll be there
If you want to live a happy life, tie it to a goal, not to people or objects.
"Mujhse naraz ho toh ho jao khud se lekin khafa khafa na raho,
Mujhse tum dur jao toh jao aap apne se tum juda na raho!"
That's pretty romantic if she's into wwe too😐
आज हिंदी बोलने का शौक हुआ, घर से निकला और एक ऑटो वाले से पूछा, "त्री चक्रीय चालक पूरे वाराणसी शहर के परिभ्रमण में कितनी मुद्रायें व्यय होंगी ?" ऑटो वाले ने कहा 😇, "अबे हिंदी में बोल रे.." मैंने कहा, "श्रीमान, मै हिंदी में ही वार्तालाप कर रहा हूँ।" ऑटो वाले ने कहा, "मोदी जी पागल करके ही मानेंगे । चलो बैठो, कहाँ चलोगे?" मैंने कहा, "परिसदन चलो" ऑटो वाला फिर चकराया !😇 "अब ये परिसदन क्या है?" बगल वाले श्रीमान ने कहा, "अरे सर्किट हाउस जाएगा" ऑटो वाले ने सर खुजाया और बोला, "बैठिये प्रभु" रास्ते में मैंने पूछा, "इस नगर में कितने छवि गृह हैं ??" ऑटो वाले ने कहा, "छवि गृह मतलब ??" मैंने कहा, "चलचित्र मंदिर" उसने कहा, "यहाँ बहुत मंदिर हैं ... राम मंदिर, हनुमान मंदिर, जगन्नाथ मंदिर, शिव मंदिर" मैंने कहा, "भाई मैं तो चलचित्र मंदिर की बात कर रहा हूँ जिसमें नायक तथा नायिका प्रेमालाप करते हैं." ऑटो वाला फिर चकराया, "ये चलचित्र मंदिर क्या होता है ??" यही सोचते सोचते उसने सामने वाली गाडी में टक्कर मार दी। ऑटो का अगला चक्का टेढ़ा हो गया और हवा निकल गई। मैंने कहा, "त्री चक्रीय चालक तुम्हारा अग्र चक्र तो वक्र हो गया" ऑटो वाले ने मुझे घूर कर देखा और कहा, "उतर साले ! जल्दी उतर !" आगे पंक्चरवाले की दुकान थी। हम ने दुकान वाले से कहा.... "हे त्रिचक्र वाहिनी सुधारक महोदय, कृपया अपने वायु ठूंसक यंत्र से मेरे त्रिचक्र वाहिनी के द्वितीय चक्र में वायु ठूंस दीजिये। धन्यवाद।" दूकानदार बोला कमीने सुबह से बोहनी नहीं हुई और तू श्लोक सुना रहा है। आनंद ही आनंद 😬😬😬😬😬🌞 उपर्युक्त लेख पठन से यदि आप का अंतःकरण प्रफुल्लित हुआ हो तो पसंद अवश्य करें
मैं
शहर से बाहर
धूल फांकते रस्ते में
उस स्वागत वाली
तख्ती के जैसा हूँ...
जो आ रहा है
उसका स्वागत है
जो चला गया
उसकी यात्रा मंगलमय हो ।।
Some days I wish I could go back in life not to change thinks, just to feel a few things twice😊😊
mere hoton par apne hoton ki pyas rakho ...
aur fir sochoo .......
.......
iske aage bhi kuch pana jaruri hai kya ??
कोई मुझसे पूछ बैठा, "बदलना" किसे कहते हैं...... मैं सोच में पड़ गया कि "मिसाल" किसकी दूँ...... "मौसम" की या "अपनों" की....!!😑😐
HOW TO LIVE AND DIE..... I have often thought about what it is that makes people happy—what one has to do in order to achieve happiness. 1- First and foremost is good health. If you do not enjoy good health, you can never be happy. Any ailment, however trivial, will deduct something from your happiness. 2- Second, a healthy bank balance. It need not run into crores, but it should be enough to provide for comforts, and there should be something to spare for recreation—eating out, going to the movies, travel and holidays in the hills or by the sea. Shortage of money can be demoralising. Living on credit or borrowing is demeaning and lowers one in one’s own eyes. 3- Third, your own home. Rented places can never give you the comfort or security of a home that is yours for keeps. If it has garden space, all the better. Plant your own trees and flowers, see them grow and blossom, and cultivate a sense of kinship with them. 4- Fourth, an understanding companion, be it your spouse or a friend. If you have too many misunderstandings, it robs you of your peace of mind. It is better to be divorced than to be quarrelling all the time. 5- Fifth, stop envying those who have done better than you in life—risen higher, made more money, or earned more fame. Envy can be corroding; avoid comparing yourself with others. 6- Sixth, do not allow people to descend on you for gossip. By the time you get rid of them, you will feel exhausted and poisoned by their gossip-mongering. 7- Seventh, cultivate a hobby or two that will fulfill you — gardening, reading, writing, painting, playing or listening to music. Going to clubs or parties to get free drinks, or to meet celebrities, is a criminal waste of time. It’s important to concentrate on something that keeps you occupied meaningfully. 8- Eighth, every morning and evening devote 15 minutes to introspection. In the mornings, 10 minutes should be spent in keeping the mind absolutely still, and five listing the things you have to do that day. In the evenings, five minutes should be set aside to keep the mind still and 10 to go over the tasks you had intended to do. 9- Ninth, don’t lose your temper. Try not to be short-tempered, or vengeful. Even when a friend has been rude, just move on. 10- Above all, when the time comes to go, one should go like a Person without any regret or grievance against anyone.
“One cannot undo what has happened. But the inexorable march of time offers the wise opportunities for redemption. I entreat you, do not escape. Stay in this world and do your karma.”
Religion Is BEHAVIOUR....and not mere BELIEF....Good mrng Dostho....☺
Life is Like An ECG report..😊.without ups and downs we can not live...☺❤...IF There is no Up and down It means U r Dead....!!!!
Visit your life, because you are spending too much time in others life! ..... Visit yourself!