i hate getting excited ๐ ๐ because i eider stop eating 
Girls ๐ ๐ ๐
P.S No offense ๐
DAMN True 
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Dooriyon se farq nahi padta,
Baat to dilon ke nazdikiyon se hoti hai,
Dosti aap jaise kuch khaas logon se hoti hai,
Varna mulakat to roz na jaane kitne logon se hoti hai ๐
Criminal to Sherlock Holmes: You need to help me, you are the best and without you I will be hung.
Sherlock Holmes: Oh no not at all... Hanged.. Yes!
๐๐....aPpReCiaTe WhAt YoU hAvE bEfOrE
tImE mAkEs YoU aPpReCiAtE wHaT yOu HaD......๐๐
When you get your friend in Trouble 
How i Feel when some friends argue on one of my PG posts...
Awesome one !!!!! Rofl ๐๐
A diplomatic husband said to his wife,
"How do you expect me to remember your birthday when you never look any older?"
BMW X9 ! Drive for Passion 
Dosto VALENTINE DAY ka chakkar hai ???????????? any ideas ????????
- sacha PAGAL
By Epic Punjabi......
By epic pbi,
NASA nu "Alien" ,
te sade vargeya nu "Saheli"
Kadde vi ni milni.... 
Beta (apne Dad ko) - Dad edhar aa,
[mom bete se boli - beta izzat se bolo apke pitaji hain.]
Beta (Dad se) = Dad izzat se edhar aa.
While all the intelligent people are rightly indulging in the analysis of Indo-US relations, i'm focusing my humble brain on wondering ki subah nahane ke paani me Thande garam ka kya ratio rakhoon..
If you ever want to imagine what a woman's mind feels like............๐
Imagine a browser with 2,859 tabs open..........all the time...
Remember this show ๐ ๐