Rise To Smileeee……😃😇😆☀️

augustking · January 29, 2014, 6:22pm

JOKES for Engineers (No offense intended to any engineer including me )

Uncle: Kya Kar Rahe Ho Beta Aaj

Kal..??

Boy: Ji EnGineering😃

.

… .

Uncle: Ohh.. Humko Laga Padai-

Wadai Karte Hoge..

Bright Future of Engg. Studnts..

Elec & Comm – Radio repair.. 👏

Computer Science/IT – Typing master..👏👏

MECHANICAL – Cycle tube puncture..👏👏👏

ELECTRICAL – Fan n mixer repairing..👏👏👏👏

CIVIL – Gutter cleaning..👏👏👏👏👏

Teacher gave him punishment to write 5000 times 'I WILL NOT THROW PAPER AIRPLANES IN CLASS'

& Submit it tomorrow–

Next day, He submited the paper written__

#include
voidmain()

{

clrscr();
int i;
for(i=1; iprintf(” I WILL NOT THROW PAPER AIR PLANES IN CLASS “);
getch();

}

computer engineers rocks

Which is the most popular machine that engineering students frequently use..?

Think..

.

Xerox machine…!!! 😁👏😲😍

Engineer's Song

Sari umra hum mar- mar k jee liye

.

Ek pal to ab hume pine do- pine do

Give me some

White wine,🍻

.

Give me some red,

Give me another glass,🍻

.

I wanna drink it once again,

.

Kandho ko beer k bojh ne jhukaya,😟

.

Daru pina to khud dosto ne sikhaya, 😃

.

99% Marks laoge to whisky,

Varna desi, :/🍻

.

Haath me pada beer, rum, vodka ka chaala,

.

Cocktail- mocktail ne pura bachpan jala dala,😠

.

Bachpan to gaya,

Girlfrnd bhi gayi,👏

.

Ek pal to ab hume

Pine do- pine do.🍻

Girls Marks in Computer- : 99/100👏

Don't Know How To Turn Off Computer

Properly

and how to remove PEN drive safely )

Boys Marks In Computer:- 44/100 👏 👏 Knows how

To HacK Computer

A frustrated Engineer was filling a job application. He came to the column that read “Salary Expected?”

After careful thinking he wrote…

.

YES

Ek bar engineering ke sabhi Professores ko

ek plane mein bithaya gaya..

Fir announce kiya gaya ki

“YE PLANE APKE STUDENTS NE BNAYA HAI”😲

Sab profesrs utar gaye…👏

Par principal baithe rahe😐

Logo ne pucha: Aapko Darr nahi lgta?

Principle: Muje apne studnts par pura bharosa hai.

Ye start hi nahi hoga!!👏😁

Height of technology:

A stunt writes all Ans as

|||||||||

and lastly he writes..

Answer written in BAR CODE Format 2 Protect from Being Copied.

4 Saal lagte hain ek insaan ko engineer ban-ne mein

Phir Chahay saari zindgi laga lo

Wo wapas insaan nahi ban sakta.

augustking · January 29, 2014, 6:35pm

A Girl's facebook status :- ”Travelled in Bus after long time”

Comments Left by Male friends :-

1) Awww, so sweet..!!!

2) May be nextime will go together sweetie…!!!😃

3) Wow, i want to experience it..!!!👼

4) You went without me..?😟

5) Wonderful dear..!!!👍

A Boy's facebook status:- “Travelled in Bus after a long time..”😐

Comments Left by same Male friends :-

1) Haan toh saale hum kya kare..?😠

2) Bas yehi teri aukat hai.!!

3) Kamine ab auto mai bhi jaiga toh status update karega kya..??😉

4) Baap ko bol kam se kam cycle lekar de..!!!😠

5) Usi bus ka conductor ban ja kutte..

6) Ticket kharida ki nahi Bhikhari?

😁👏👍

pagalguy2324 · January 29, 2014, 6:53pm

pagalguy2324 · January 29, 2014, 6:55pm

rohit143 · January 29, 2014, 7:03pm

@deepak99 @Huss

Some Movies Suggestion:2013 (most of the famous ones to dekh hi liye honge tum log ne)

THe counselor

Bad Grandpa

Runner Runner

Insidious 2

Prisoners

kick ass 2

Mortal Instruments :city of Bone

Paranoia

we are the millers

Elysium

2 guns

Turbo

RIPD

Grown ups 2

Lone Ranger

The Heat

This is the End

World War Z

THe Internship

Epic

Now you see me

THe Iceman

Disconnect

The Host

Olympus has fallen

The croods

The Call

21 n over

Hansel n .........

rohitttt · January 29, 2014, 7:07pm

I never knew because of some reason 'Green' would become my favourite colour. while she is online, all I can do is to keep seeing the green sign near her name.

pagalguy2324 · January 29, 2014, 7:26pm

pagalguy2324 · January 29, 2014, 7:32pm

rahul-srinivas · January 30, 2014, 3:05am

To start the day! 😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁

Gud morning 😃

rahul-srinivas · January 30, 2014, 3:16am

When cat results were declared people told me me that had calls from iim - a , b , c and all new iim's

I told them i had calls from MOM ,DAD ,GIRLFRIEND ,BROTHER , RELATIVES & NEIGHBOURS

Sad but true ! i neva lie !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

- sacha PAGAL 😃😃

d20_mrunal · January 30, 2014, 3:26am

Dedicated to FRIENDS...

We know that they are fine but we still call and ask
'Abe kaisa hai?'

We know that we cant be forgotten but we still say
'Bhul gaya na meko.'

We know that they can't go without us but we still say
'Mere liye rukna'

We know that they can't finish all of the stuff without us but we still say
'Mere liye bhi bachana'

We know that they will share everything with us but we still say
'Mujhe nahi bataega na'

We know that they are with us in through thick and thin but we still ask
'Mera saath dega na'

We know its impossible 2 survive without them but we still say
'Kabhi baat mat karna mujhse'

They are the best part of Us...
They are OUR FRIENDS...!!

rasrjha · January 30, 2014, 4:00am

Good mrning.

cg · January 30, 2014, 4:21am

No MaTtEr HoW sTrOnG oF a PeRsOn YoU aRe ,

ThErE iS aLwAyS sOmE oNe WhO cAn MaKe YoU wEaK.....

jhaavinash · January 30, 2014, 4:32am

Challenges are what make life interesting and overcoming them is what makes life meaningful.

Good Morning... ):

bankingaspirant · January 30, 2014, 4:47am

Husband was busy watching cricket.

Wife Came in a New Dress & Asked Him: Main Kaisi Lag Rahi Hun ?

Husband Clapped n Shouted...''CHHAKKKKAAAAAA"

His funeral is at 8 am tomorrow.

Pls attend 😲 😟 😁

nikskrish · January 30, 2014, 6:04am

True fact :

khubsurat ladkia jyada padhai nai karti he.....

because....

wo janti he ki duniya ke kisi kone me... koi GADHA un ke lie engineer ya doctor ban

raha hoga...

gotchapagal · January 30, 2014, 6:05am

The worst thing is when you see a really good friend start to replace you 😐

maran91 · January 30, 2014, 6:23am

👍👍👍👍👍

maran91 · January 30, 2014, 6:28am

sugandha_sen · January 30, 2014, 6:51am

When people cut u down or talk behind your back,
remember,
They took time out of their pathetic lives to think about you !! 🍻😁