just for the sake of knowledge, let's see who gets the max no of votes
I can sum up my life in three words.............
" just browsing, thanks. " ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ 
RaGa interview with Arnab Goswami
Arnab: Sir, app AAP ki jeet ko kaise dekhte hai.
RaGA: Aaj tak pe.
Arnab: nhi app mera matlab nhi samjhe main puchna chata hu ki iss baar aam aadmi ne apka saath kyu chod diya.
RaGA: haa woh tag line change ho gyi.
Arnab(angrily): sir chodiye yeh bataiye ki kejrival ne bijli ke bill aadhe kar diye aap kya karange.
RaGa: isme kya hai koi bhi kar sakta hai.
Arnab: aacha toh aap kar sakte hai toh bataiye kaise nation wants to know.
RaGa: simple hai beech main se faad do.
Arnab(control karte hue): sir recently app ne kaha hai aap cylinder par cap increase kar rhe hai.
RaGa: nhi cap hi nhi cylinder bhi increase kar rhe hai.
arnab fainted๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ป๐ป๐ป๐ป๐ป๐ป๐ป๐ป
Super Mario and Contra were the days
Temple Run and Angry Birds are just filling up the void. 
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A house is not a home............. until you can find all light switches in the dark ๐
Do you ever pretend like you didn't see something so the other person doesn't feel embarrassed.!!
Blonde and Lawyer Joke
it's a bit long, but i m sure u will enjoy it ๐
A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from LA to NY. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde, tired, just wants to take a nap, politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks.๐ด
The lawyer persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun. He explains, "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5.00, and vise versa."
Again, she declines and tries to get some sleep.๐ด
The lawyer, now agitated, says, "Okay, if you don't know the answer you pay me $5.00, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500.00."๐ฒ
This catches the blonde's attention and, figuring there will be no end to this torment unless she plays, agrees to the game.
The lawyer asks the first question.
"What's the distance from the earth to the moon?"๐
The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches into her purse, pulls out a $5.00 bill and hands
it to the lawyer.
"Okay" says the lawyer, "your turn."
She asks the lawyer, "What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four legs?"๐
The lawyer, puzzled, takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references, no answer๐ . He taps into the air phone with his modem and searches the net and the library of congress, no answer.
Frustrated, he sends e-mail to all his friends and coworkers, to no avail.๐ ๐ After an hour, he wakes the blonde, and hands her $500.00.๐
The blonde says, "Thank you", and turns back to get some more sleep.
The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, wakes the blonde and asks, "Well, what's the answer?"
Without a word the blonde shrugs, reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5.00, and goes back to sleep.๐๐
And you thought that blondes are dumb
diwali vi Sunday wale din aa gyi,
dusherra vi sunday wale din aa gya,
independence day vi sunday wale din aa gya,
hun republic day vi sunday wale din aa gya..
Bahut Yaraana lagta hai... 
"Hmmmmm" and "K" is the best way to say..
"Bas kar kamine. Ab baat nahi karni tujhse". 
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Which toothpaste do you guys use?
I use "yellow-coal-gate".
Cutest Dog ever... so cute.....
cutest fish ever...
Kya aapki Gf ne kabhi aapka mobile recharge karwaya hai ๐
Let me tell you this: if you meet a loner, no matter what they tell you, it's not because they enjoy solitude. It's because they have tried to blend into the world before, and people continue to disappoint them. ๐๐๐๐ป๐
Tune maari entriyaan............... ke dil mein baji ghantiyaan.......... TAN TAN TAN...........๐ผ๐ผ๐ผ
