Kisi Bhi Umeed Ke Bina, Hamesha Sabka Achcha Karne Ki Koshish Karna..
Kyuki Kisi Ne Kaha Hai Ki,
Jo Log Phool Bechte Hai, Unke Haathon Mein Khushbu Reh Hi Jaati Hai..!!😃😃
It's sweet when someone knows every single detail about you. Not because you constantly remind them, but because they pay attention.!!
Your favourite Hindi Film Dialogue ? 
(PART-1)
Jo reh gaye vo comment kardo...yeh copy-paste vala kaam toh khatam hi nahi hoga.. 
- bhaut yarana lagta hai…
- Dosti ka ek usool hai, no sorry no thank you…
- haar ke jeetne vaale ko baazigar kehte hai…
- jahan hum khade ho jaaye line wahin se shuru ho jaati hai…
- aapka khoon karna chata hun umeed hai aapko koi aitraz nahi hoga…
- mera paas bangla hai gaadi hai…tumhare paas kya hai…?
- Rishte mein to hum tumhare baap lagte hain, naam hai Shahenshah…
- thapad se darr nahi lagta sahib pyaar se lagta hai…
- ek chutki sindoor ki kimat tum kya jaano…
- ek baar maine jo commitment kardi uske baad toh mai apne aap ki bhi nahi sunta…
- zindagi mein 3 cheez kabhi underestimate nahi karna…
- Kutte, kameene, main tera khoon pee jaoonga…
- tussi jaa rahe ho tussi naa jaao…
- kitne aadmi the ?
- Jali ko aag kehte hain, bhuji ko raakh kehte hain, jis raakh se barood bane usey Vishwanath kehte hain …
- Mogambo khush hua…
- Taareekh pe taareekh milti rahi hai lekin insaaf nahin milta. Milte hai to sirf taareekh…
- Saara sheher mujhe Loin ke naamse jaanta hai…
- Tension lene ka nahin, sirf dene ka…
- Zindagi mein teen cheezon ke peechey kabhi nahin bhagna chahiye-bus, train aur chhokri…
- Jinke ghar sheeshe ke hote hain, woh batti bujha ke kapde badalte hain…
- Hum angrezon ke zamaane ke jailor hain…
- I can talk English, I can walk English, I can run English… because English is a very phunny language…
- Main aaj bhi pheke hue paise nahin uthata…
- Pushpa, I hate tears… inhe ponch dalo…
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"The best thing about going through hell is that you finally have something to write about."
harsh but true..!!!Technology effect !!!
aj finally STUDY 😲😲 ka plan bnaya tha...😲😲
lekin....
lekin.....
BADAL sahab ko kuch aur hi manzoor tha.... 😐😐😉😉
sala sara din light hi nhi ayi 😠😠😠😠😲
thank you BADAL saab🍻🍻🍻🍻
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There's a story behind everything..but behind all your stories is always your mother's story..because hers is where yours begins
Samje Bina Kisiko Pasand Math Karo,
Aur Samje Bina Kisiko Kho bhi Mat Dena,
Kyuki Fikar Dil Me Hoti Hai Shabdo Me Nahi,
Aur Gussa Shabdo Mein Hota Hai Dil Mein Nahi.. 😛
@sansonal 's fav movie 
and @bankingaspirant tune abhi tk nhi dekhi 😉😉😉
Bas Itni Hi Kahaani Thi Meri, Ek Ladki Thi Jo Bagal Mein Bhaithi Thi..
Ek Kuch Doctor Jo Abhi Bhi Iss Umeed Me The Ki Shayad Yeh Murda Phir Jaag Pade..
Ek Dost Tha Jo Pagal Tha.. Ek Aur LadkiThi Jisne Apna Sab Kuch Haar Diya Tha Mujhpe..😐😐😟
Meri Maa Thi, Baap Tha, Banaras Ki Galiyaan Thi Aur Yeh Ek Hamaara Shareer Tha Jo Hume Chord Chuka Tha..😟😟😟
Yeh Mera Seena Jisme Ab Bhi Aag Baaki Thi..
Hum Uth Sakte The Par Kiske Liye.. Hum Cheek Sakte The Par Kiske Liye..😐😐
Mera Pyaar Zoya, Banaras Ki Galiyaan, Bindiya, Muraali Sab Mujhse Chooth Raha Tha...😟
😐Mere Seene Ki Aag Yaa Toh Mujhe Zinda Kar Sakti Thi Ya FirMujhe Marr Sakti Thi,
Par Saala Ab Uthe Kaun, Kaun Phir Se Mehnat Kare Dil Lagane Ko, Dil Tudwane Ko, Abe Koi Toh Aawaj De KeRok Lo,
Ye Jo Ladki Murda Si Aanke Liye Baithi Hai Bagal Me,
Aaj Bhi Haan Bol De Toh Mahadev Ki Kasam Waapas Aa Jayen Par Nahi Ab Saala Mood Nahi, Aankhe Moond Lene Me Hi Sukh Hai,So Jaane Me Hi Bhalayi Hai,
Par Uthenge Kisi Din Ussi Ganga KinareDamru Bajane Ko, Unhi Banaras Ke Galiyo Me Daud Jaane Ko, Kisi Zoya Ke Ishq Me Phir Se Padh Jaane Ko..!!
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😁😁that uneasy feeling where you are so restless and irritated, that you feel even the person closest to you is not for you, confused!! 
The visible surface and texture of contemporary life corrupts us all, making us wolves thronging the pack of the alpha male rather than being benign, though gullible, sheep..
Some KANJOOS JOKES (no offence to Kanjoos intended :P)
A kanjoos Boy fell in LOVE with kanjoos Girl
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Girl: Jab Dad so jayenge to main gali mein
SIKKA fek dungi, tum turrant andar aa jana.
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Lekin Boy sikka fekne ke 1 ghante baad aaya.
Girl:Itni der kyo laga di.?
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Boy: Wo main sikka DHOOND rha tha.
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Girl :- pagal wo to "DHAAGA BAANDH" ke feka tha,
wapas kheench liya.. 😁 😛
1 Kanjoos 14th floor se neeche gira
Girte waqt usne apni ghar ki khirki me apni wife ko roti pakate hue dekha,
to chilla k bola
MERI ROTI NAHI PAKANA!
Kanjoos ne vinod ko khoon dey k uski jaan bachai.
Vinod ne usay MERCEDES gift kardi.
Vinod ko phir khoon ki zarorut padee,
Kanjoos ne phir khoon dia.
Ab k bar Vinod ne till wale laddu gift kiye,
Kanjoos: Ghusse se, mercedez kyu nahi de?
Vinod: Munna!! Ab hamarey ander bhi Kanjoos ka khoon doudh raha hai
Kanjoos to dukandar: Yaar zara toothbrush dena mere brush ka 1 baal toot gaya hai
Dukandar: 1 baal toota hai to naya kyun le rahe ho?
Kanjoos: jo toota hai woh akhri tha.
kahi kuch padha suna
unhone dil ka haal batana chhod diya
humne bhi gehrai me jana chhod diya
jb unkohi ehsas nahi duriyo ka
humne bhi ehsas dilana chhod diya
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nikle jab uske ankh se ansu
dil karta hu sari duniya ko jala du
fir sochta hu honge duniya me uske bhi apne kahi
anjane me main use aur na rula du
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samet lo in sitaro ko apne hatho me
bohot dur tak raat hi raat hogi
musafir hai hum bhi musafir ho tum bhi
kahi na kahi to mulakat jarur hogi
kaise hire ke desh ko
mitti ke vyapari lut gaye
pathar ka tajmahal yad raha
aur rishto ke shish mehal tut gaye
toh ME and @Rohit143 and @saloni1931 (who has already applied and betrayed her BABUL😉)are going to apply for the membership of an ELITE CLUB on PG...known as CERTIFIED PAGAL CLUB.... yayyy us 👏👏
and form pe ek question hai 😲😲
What helped you achieve this milestone?
aap sab se nivedan (request) hai ki aap apne humble views btaiye😃😃 ki what should we write?
do comment😁😁
Pappu ko machhar kaat rha the.........
Usne sari light band krdi.........
Tabhi room me jugnu aya..........
Pappu :"Oh no.........Machhar saala torch le ke dhund raha hai mujhe...."
Khudi ko kar kanjoos itna
k har sms bhaijnay se pehlay
Service center waly khud call kar k pochein
..
Sir ji, are u sure, message
Bhaijna hai k sending fail kardein
aakhir koi itniii khubsurattt kaiseee hooo saktiiii haiiiiiii 😃
