The Company Commander and the First Sergeant were in the field. As they hit the sack for the night, the First Sergeant said, "Sir, look up into the sky and tell me what you see?"
The CO said, "I see millions of stars. 👏"
1st Sgt.: "And what does that tell you, sir?"
CO: "Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. 👏 Theologically, it tells me that God is great and that we are small and insignificant. 👏Meteorologically, it tells me that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.👏 What does it tell you, Top?"
1st Sgt.: "Well sir, it tells me that somebody stole our tent. "
A minister and a lawyer arrived at the pearly gates, Saint Peter greeted both of them and gave them their room assignments. "Pastor, here are the keys to one of our nicest efficiency units. And for you, sir, the keys to our finest penthouse suite." "This is unfair! 😠" cried the minister. "Listen," Saint Peter said, "ministers are a dime a dozen up here, but this is the first lawyer we've ever seen. "
I found this to be really funny, so here it is (No offense to lawyers, wait, i don't think any lawyer ever hear of pg anyways )
Three Wishes
A man walking on the beach came across an odd-looking bottle. Not being one to ignore tradition, he rubbed it and, much to his surprise, a genie actually appeared 😲. "For releasing me from the bottle, I will grant you three wishes," said the genie.
"But there's a catch," the genie continued. "For each of your wishes, every lawyer in the world will receive double what you asked for."
First, the man wished for a Ferrari. POOF! A Ferrari appeared in front of him. "Now, every lawyer in the world has been given two Ferraris, 👏" said the genie. "What is your next wish?"
"I could really use a million dollars." replied the man, and POOF! One million dollars appeared at his feet. "Now, every lawyer in the world is two million dollars richer 👏," the genie reminded the man, and then asked him for his third wish.
The man thought for a minute and said, "Well, I've always wanted to donate a kidney. 👏👏👏👏 "
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, sochta raha 
