
kabhi socha nhi tha ki pagal bn kr itna khush hounga ... CERTIFIED PAGAL



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There is no need to be perfect to inspire others. Let others get inspired by how you deal with your imperfections. ![]()
Finally so peeeetaajjjiiii has become CERTIFIED PAGAL!! peetajji ghoomen chalenge ab toh pukka!!
mubarak ho !!
@deepak99
Happens with me..like always ๐
Hate it !!! 
Watched national treasure in hbo fr th 4th tym
loved it!!!
I am not crazy , my mother had me tested
~ sheldon cooper ๐
Insaan Kehta Hai,
Agar Paisa Ho To Me Kuch Karke Dikhau..
Aur
Paisa Kaheta Hai,
Tu Kuchh Kar Ke Dikha To Me Aau.. 
Bitter Truth: India Haven't Won A Cricket Match Since Sachin's Retirement.!! ๐ ๐ ๐ฒ ๐ฒ ๐ฒ
Looks like I am on a posting spree ๐
Well anyway... SUIT UP !!! 
Well, this is a bit long joke, but please read it till the end and i am sure you will enjoy
CIA Assassin test
The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks, interviews, and testing were done, there were three finalists. two men and a woman.
For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will follow our instructions, no matter what the circumstances. Inside this room, you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill Her ๐ !!!"
The man said, "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife. ๐ผ" The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home."
The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes. Then the man came out with tears in his eyes. "I tried
, but I can't kill my wife. ๐ " The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home."
Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions, to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one shot after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman. She wiped the sweat from her brow. "This gun is loaded with blanks", she said. "I had to beat him to death with the chair.
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Crushes are great until you realize that they'll never be interested in you!!
Trust me you can dance - vodka
it happen !!
height of photoshop !!!
INDIA TV!!!
arz kiya hai...
shikayat hai unhe ki hame muhabbet karni nahi aati..
It's so cute when you talk to someone a lot and you notice your phrases slowly slipping into their vocabulary

Ek 'Sachcha' Chahne Wala Apse Har Tarah Ki Baatein Share Karta Hai,..
Magar..
'Dhoka' Dene Wala Sirf Apko 'Achchi' Lagne Wali Hi Baatein Share Karta Hai..