Swami says: I saw a book in a store, titled: "37 Mating Positions".
I took it home, sat in my room, opened it. .........
Damn it...it was a book on CHESS...!!!๐๐๐๐๐๐
Jabardast Jokeโฆ....
1 aadmi apne bete k liye 1 ROBOT laya jo jooth bolne par THAPAD marta tha..
Beta:- Papa aaj me school nahi jaunga mere pet medard hai (bete ko padi Sattaakโฆ).
PAPA- Dekha tune jooth bolaisliye tuje saza mili, me jab tere jitna tha to kabhi jooth nahi boltatha.(papa ko bhi padi Sattaakโฆ)..
Wife: (Haste huye boli) Aap hika beta hai (mummy ko bhi. . .Sattaakโฆ)
Complete Silenceee
Log Padh Lete Hain Meri Aankhon Se Tere Pyaar Ki Shiddat....Mujhse Ab Tere Ishq Ki Aur Hifaazat Nahin Hoti....
People say that close your eyes, and you will see the person whom you love.
Maine bhi try kiya tha.
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Yaha to Slideshow shuru ho gya. ๐ผ๐ผ๐ผ
Maruti 800 ki nilami ho rhi thi.
Boli lagi ......
15 lakh
20 lakh
40 lakh
Husband: Is khataare Gadi me aisa kya hai ?
Seller: Iske 23 accident hue hai, har bar sirf biwi mari hai.
Husband: iski maa ka.......
1crore........!!!!
Girl in the neighborhood shouted
"zip nahi khul raha".
Before I could set the binocular vision
she shouted "yes pdf se kaam chal Gaya". 
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run, rabbit run, dig your hole, forget the sun, and when u think ur work is done, don't sit down, its time to dig another one....
Main Hansna chahta hoon , Muskurana chahta hoon
bas ye result nahi Dekhna chahta hoon :)
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Kuch to Achha Ho :)
koi hai?
@gotchapagal @saloni1931 @Rohit143 @rohan11590 @ricky05 @wisely_chosen @deepak99 @Shubhangi.VJ
SHORTEST PROPOSAL
He proposed ๐
She smiled
No teeth 
He died !!!!
i will not write CAT / XAT .. now ... For me its officially over ... I dont want to be a RAT .. i know what i deserve and a single exam and a stupid past academics check cannot decide it ...God bless all
๐ผ๐ผIn childhood dayzz:-
โข I'd put my arms in my shirt and told people I lost my arms
โข Would restart the video game whenever I knew I was going to lose
โข Had that one pen with four color, and tried to push all the buttons at once
โข Waited behind a door to scare someone, then leaving because they're taking too long to come out
โข Faked being asleep, so I could be carried to bed
โข Tried to balance the switch between On/Off
โข Watching two drops of rain roll down window and pretending it was a race
โข The only thing I had to take care of was a school bag.
โข Closed the fridge extremely slowly to see when the lights went off.
โข Walked into a room.. forgot what you needed, Walked out, and then remember.
Remember when we were kids and couldn't wait to grow up? and now we think why did we even grW UP...
CHILDHOOD Was The Best Part Of My Life! If it was also the best part of your lifE \m/
"GALTI MERI THI"
Usne mujhe chaha hi
nahi'
Main chahat samajh
bethA...
โGALTI MERI THIโ
Uski pal bhar ki
muskurahat ko piyar
samjh baithA.
โGALTI MERI THIโ.
Wo to har baat par
haan karti thi
Main hi iqraR samjh
baithA .
โGALTI MERI THIโ.
Usne mujhse ziyada
ehmiyat di mere
doston ko
Main uski ye ada
mazakh samjh baithA.
โGALTI MERI THIโ.
Usne kaha bhi tha koi
or hai meri zindagi mE
Main hi khud ko uski
zindagi samajh baithA
PS-copied from FB
Some Common Questions that People from India have to face while studying/working in USA (possible answers too) Funny ones :-
Q-1 How come your English is so good?
Ans- I'm from the country with the second-largest English-speaking population in the world. You?
Q-2 So, do you speak Hindu?
Ans- Yup, fluently. And I can say a couple of things in Muslim and Christian too.
Q-3 Cricket is just like a lame version of baseball right?
Ans- APOLOGIZE, TAKE IT BACK, AND NOBODY GETS HURT. This is a really wicket thing to say.
Q-4 Why would anyone get an arranged marriage?
Ans- Because it's basically just the original OkCupid. Anything's easier than dating, am i rite?
Q-5 Is Diwali your Christmas?
Q-6 How come India is in Asia but you aren't Asian?
Q-7 Why do you need so many gods?
Ans- They give me the patience and spiritual fortitude to keep from punching ignorant people.
Q-8 It's basically just like Slumdog Millionaire, right?
Ans- 100%
Q-9 Omg I love saris! Can you teach me how to tie a sari?
Q-10 Are you ALL vegetarian?
...and we all thought Mamata di was an anarchist CM. Here is a CM (AK) who is thumping his chest and declaring I am an anarchist!!!
No matter how many gorgeous faces you set your eyes upon, if you already set your heart for someone, you will hardly notice anyone. but.........................
fill in the blanks
Agar tum 90 bar paap karoge to
45 bar pakde jaoge.
why...
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bcoz sin 90 = cot 45...!! 
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