Egg curry koi khayega??? 😉 am cooking 😁
Hilarious Laws which you have not studied in schools:
Law of equality :
The time taken by a wife when she says I'll get ready in 5 minutes is exactly equal to the time taken by husband when he says 'I'll cal you in 5 minutes!
Law of Queue: If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.
Law of Mechanical Repair:
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.
Law of Encounters: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
Law of the Result: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.
Law of Coffee: As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.
Law of Proposal : After you accept a proposal you will get a better one.
Grass Was Greener , Lights was Brighter 
is the number of natural( 
) orange pieces in an orange constant?
@saloni1931 @Shubhangi.VJ @Rohit143 @gotchapagal @rohan11590 @wisely_chosen
chupke chupke raat din aansu bahana yaad h
humko ab tak aashiqui ka wo jamana yaad h..😐😐
haha ! 
HaNdSuM iS tHaT hAnDsUm DoEs....
Stay Pagal Stay Happy 👍👍
n yess i am an ADDICTED PAGAL 
!! jumping with joy....yeyyy!!! 
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You Never Win Silver or Bronze , You Always Lose GOLD mg mg mg
They say Milk gives you $trength. Drink three glasses and try moving a wall, You can't.
Drink three shots of Vodka and it move all by itself.
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Answer given by a person before his CAT Result
" Not aiming more than 90 %ile and will take admission in Top-30 college "
On result day (if scores are more than what he expected)
" Yaar Top-10 to nahi milega na "
Hmmm !
Think of a Person whose situation is just opposite of yours
Moral : Socha Kuch Mila Kuch
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Every woman faces 2 major problems whenever she opens her Almirah..
Paan nu kapde v koi ni,
te rakhan nu jagah v koi ni..😐
Shaadi Ke baad Husband-Wife Kase badalte hai (Lets See) 👏😁😲😃🍻🍻:-
शादी के बाद पत्नी कैसे बदलती है,जरा गौर कीजिए:
पहले साल: मैंने कहा जी खाना खा लीजिए, आपने काफी देर से कुछ खाया नहीं।
दूसरे साल: जी खाना तैयार है, लगा दूं?..
तीसरे साल: खाना बन चुका है, जब खाना हो तब बता देना।..
चौथे साल: खाना बनाकर रख दिया है, मैं बाजार जा रही हूं, खुद ही निकालकर खा लेना।😴
पांचवे साल: मैं कहती हूं आज मुझसे खाना नहीं बनेगा, होटल से ले आओ। ..
छठे साल: जब देखो खाना, खाना और खाना,अभी सुबह ही तो खाया था। 😉😉😠😠
शादी के बाद पति कैसे बदलते है,जरा गौर कीजिए:
पहले साल: Jaanu संभलकर उधर गड्ढा हैं ...
दूसरे साल : अरे यार देख के उधर गड्ढा हैं ..
तीसरे साल : दिखता नहीं उधर गड्ढा हैं ..😉😉
चोथे साल : अंधी हैं क्या गड्ढा नहीं दिखता !! 😠😠😠
पांचवे साल : अरे उधर -किधर मरने जा रही हैं गड्ढा तो इधर हैं ..😍😍😍😠😠😠
Louis Vuitton Malletier, a French fashion house founded in 1854 by Louis Vuitton produces the most expensive hand made shoes. Watch this video !! A Shoe worth $800+ (Rs.48000+)-- This is art !!
does anyone know how to delete a definite cell in MS word??? 
Day before yesterday I called my elder brother...
Me : Bhaiya mera mobile kharab ho gya hai.
Bhaiya: Chahte kya ho?
Me : (as I got scared a bit) Kuch nahi 500-1000 rupaye lga ke thik krwa lunga.
Bhaiya: Naya mobile lena hai?
Me : (mujhe laga koi trap hoga taaki sunaye baad me) Hmm...
Bhaiya: Thik hai lelo. (I was like mene bhaiya ko hi call kiya hai na)
Me : Haan mene ek 5700 ka phone dekha hai gaffar market se lelunga 300-400 sasta padega.
Bhaiya: Arre flipkart se mangwalo mera card details to hai tumhare paas. Order kar ke bta dena ki kitne ka hua.
Me : Thik hai....
Me : (mujhe laga koi trap hoga taaki sunaye baad me) Hmm...
Bhaiya: Thik hai lelo. (I was like mene bhaiya ko hi call kiya hai na)
Me : Haan mene ek 5700 ka phone dekha hai gaffar market se lelunga 300-400 sasta padega.
Bhaiya: Arre flipkart se mangwalo mera card details to hai tumhare paas. Order kar ke bta dena ki kitne ka hua.
Me : Thik hai....
Bhaiya: Thik hai bye.. (cuts the line)
Me still shock me tha ki ye mere bhaiya hi the??? But in an hour I ordered a phone. And he later called me to ask, "kar diya order? kitne ka? chalo thik hai". Ye hriday parivartan kaise hua mujhe nhi smjh aaya but I LOVE YOU BHAIYA 😁😁
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🍻🍻Akbar ne birbal se sawal kiya.
Aadmi aur Aurat ki soch me kya farq hai ?
Birbal ne jawab diya.
Aurat ek hi aadmi se bohot saari ummid rakhti hai.
Aur aadmi bohot saari aurat se ek hi ummid rakhta hai.