Rise To Smileeee……😃😇😆☀️

Hey RTS people ..need suggestions for Excellent movies..dont have time to kill by watching a shiity movie..recommend ur superlatives.. atleast 5 from each puy ..building a databse for the lesuire time ..1 TB already full ...movie can be in any language ..no problem ..just give ur best..comment below

An entreaty to intelligentsia...🙏🙏

BC means kya hae?

har joke pka end mae BC liktae hae kuy?

at the end of every joke BC is written.. why?

Keep smiling ☺

Prestige comes when you feel you have done something well But Honour comes when others feel you have done something well....

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🌀Leave applications.🌀 (murdering english language) 🌀Infosys, Bangalore:🌀 "Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife , please sanction me one-week leave." ________________________________ 🌀Oracle, Bangalore:🌀 From an employee who was performing the "mundan" ceremony of his 10 year old son: "As I want to shave my son's head , please leave me for two days.." ________________________________ 🌀Leave-letter from a CDAC employee who was performing his daughter's wedding: "As I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave.." ________________________________ 🌀From H.A.L. Administration Dept: "As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it please grant me 10 days leave." ________________________________ 🌀Another employee applied for half-day leave as follows: "Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o'clock and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave" ________________________________ 🌀A leave letter: "I am suffering from fever, please declare one-day holiday." ________________________________ 🌀A leave letter to a headmaster: "As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today" ________________________________ 🌀Another letter written to a headmaster: "As my headache is paining , please grant me leave for the day." ________________________________ 🌀Covering note: "I am enclosed herewith..." ________________________________ 🌀Another one: "Dear Sir: with reference to the above , please refer to my bottom..." ________________________________ 🌀Actual application for leave: "My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave". ________________________________ 🌀Telegram sent by a Rural br.manager to Zonal office- "wife serious, send substitute!"

Hmmm😛😛😝😝

Khwahisho ko jeb mein rakh kar nikla kijiye janab.... Kharcha bohot hota hain manzilo ko paane mein....😛😛😝😂

When a woman is talking to you, listen to what she says with her eyes.

5 stages of man's life

Birth

Beta Dhaniya le aao

Suniye ji zara Dhaniya lete aana

Papa Dhaniya le aao

Death 

Dard ki barisho mein hum akele hi the... Jab barsi khushiyaan na jaane bheerh kaha se aa gayi....

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Putting yourself first is not Selfish. It is necessary. After all it is Kalyug.

Suddenly, it started raining kisses. Fortunately, both of them had no umbrella.

Good  night ..

उल्टी ही चाल चलते हैं इश्क़ के दीवाने......

आँखों को बंद करते हैं दीदार के लिये......

ab aya na line pe  

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Which is better

  • Towel dance Salman partner
  • Towel dance ranbir sanwariya

0 voters

The most honest answer to "Kya kar rahe the" on call would be,

"Soch rahe the call uthaye ya nahi" 😂 

_*A Private Employee Was Rewarded A Bicycle By His Organisation. It Was Very Beautiful But Didn't Have A Carrier At The Back, So He Requested To The Management To Get One Fixed..*_ _*When The Cycle Came Back It Had The Carrier Fitted, But He Noticed That Now The Stand Was Removed. So He Asked About The Missing Stand..*_ _*Organisation Said: There Is Only One Thing Possible In Private Job - Either CAREER Or STAND. If You Take A Stand, Your CAREER Will Be Finished, And If You Want To Make A CAREER, Never Take A STAND..*_#gdn8

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