Rise To Smileeee……😃😇😆☀️

madhups · January 11, 2014, 4:09pm

3 drunk guys enterde a taxi...
The taxi driver knew that they were drunk so he started the engine & turned it off again.
He told them. "We have reached".
The 1st guy gave him money &
the 2nd guy said "thank you".
The 3rd guy gave the driver a slap.
The driver was shocked, Thinking the 3rd drunk knew what he did.
But he asked "whats that for?".
The 3rd guy replied: . . . .
"CONTROL YOUR SPEED NEXT TIME, you nearly killed us !!!

namrata124 · January 11, 2014, 4:41pm

👼👼

koool.miike · January 11, 2014, 4:50pm

gotchapagal · January 11, 2014, 5:02pm

That awkward moment between birth and death 👼 😍

saloni1931 · January 11, 2014, 5:04pm

that moment when you realize you are stupidly smiling when you receive her/his message and your heart skips a beat!! 👼👼👍👍

nikskrish · January 11, 2014, 5:10pm

One of the story written by Anurag Kashyap in his words :

" me soch ra hu ki ek 100 crore ki film banai jaye....

aajkal sab 100 crore kama rahe he... to me

bhi sochta hu ki 100 crore ke bugdet ki movie bana lu...

concepts he mere pass..

dekho ab tak sab type ki love stories ban chuki he... sab SRK , Salman,

amir ne kar li he and recent me bollywood me ZOMBIE pe bhi film ban gai

so kuch naya karna padega... 🍻🍻

ek love story he... esi shayad kabhi nai bani he...👼👼👼👼

suno concept :

ek ladka he, usko gussa aa jata he office me kam ke doran uske boss

ke taane sunkar, wo boss ko bahar le jata he and khanjar nikal ke mar deta he....

khich khich khich.... 😐😐😐😐

ussi waqt

same uske opposite... ek ladki bhi kisiko mar rai hoti he... khich khich khich.... 😐😐😐😐😐

same time khich khich karte hue dono ki najar mil jati he... and usi waqt..

background me music bajati and gaana suru.... love start... 😠😠😠

movie ka nam socha he... KHICH KHICH HOTA HAI.... hows it " 😉😉😉😉

ise kahte he hathoda.. @gotchapagal @saloni1931 @NehaN03 @Tulikasri7 @fluffy @rosy123 @mailtoneha14 @MadhuPS @ratnasen and other girls.. khao ye...

dmalhotra1990 · January 11, 2014, 5:16pm

Aaj blue hai pani pani pani pani pani pani, aur din bhi sunny sunny sunny €‹ sunny sunny sunny... Aa jaao on the beach yaara photo meri khich, futi kismat hogi teri jo tune ye baat naa maani! 😉 😁 😁

engg_harsh · January 11, 2014, 5:23pm

dmalhotra1990 · January 11, 2014, 5:55pm

Music of the Advert by Apollo and ManU makes me do Locking-Popping 😛

engg_harsh · January 11, 2014, 6:05pm

Coca Cola produces so many different products that if you were to drink one each day, it would take you 9 years to try them all.

pratik21091 · January 11, 2014, 6:16pm

"Mehnat itni khamoshi se karo, ke safalta shor macha de."

This somehow reminds me of Pregnancy and Child-birth..😁

huss · January 11, 2014, 6:56pm

chatar patar dadi

YouTube

caprus · January 11, 2014, 8:09pm

Height of selfishness.. when your friend is in pain and still you are asking about how he is enjoying his whole day.. in spite of asking how he got injured?

engg_harsh · January 11, 2014, 8:13pm

Our Poojinye MMS

monut · January 11, 2014, 11:25pm

live to impress yourself 😉 ! - freddie 😃 !

madhups · January 12, 2014, 2:47am

No great mind has never existed without a touch of madness

rohitttt · January 12, 2014, 3:43am

Girl:- Tu itna acha he fir kya reason hai ki teri koi GF nahi he?..

Boy:- Tu ban ja...

Girl:- nahi tu mera best friend hai.......

Boy:- Bas yehi reason hai.

biswa_cgle · January 12, 2014, 4:14am

👼👼👼👼👼👍👍👍👍👍

relianceclassic · January 12, 2014, 5:16am

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Getting up at 9:25 AM and reach the class at 9.30 AM

keshavkarnani · January 12, 2014, 5:24am

Tadpaye, tarsaye re.... Saari raat jagaye re....
Pyaar tera.. aur....
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DILLI KI SARDI..!