Aloknath special:
why do africans don't trust aloknath?
q ki africans ko darr hai ki aloknath kahin "kenya-dan" na kar de..
Ek Din me College se ghar aane ke liye nikla..
Barish nahi ho rahi thi to socha jaldi Ghar pahoch jaunga ,
par baarish start ho gayi and mai bheeg gaya..
Ghar jaate hi
Sister:" Thodi der Ruk nahi sakte the...???
Brother:" Kahi Side pe khada ho jata,
Papa:" Bahot Shokh hai Barish me bhigne ka
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Itne me Mummy aai and sir pe towel rakhte huye boli:" Ye Barish bhi na..
Thori der Ruk Jati to Mera Beta Ghar aa jata.. โฅ
Love You MOM ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐
To ALL MOMs ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
chalo bye bye everyone :) 
๐๐๐ had great day today ๐
Lol :p #Darkknight
Can You??
It was a Sports Stadium....8 girls were standing on a track for racing..
Ready !.Steady !.Bang !.
With sound of Pistol all girls started running..Hardly they had covered 10 to 15 steps,.1 girl slipped & fell..Due to pain she started crying..When other 7 Girls heard her all STOPPED running...STOOD for a while,.turned BACK & RAN towards her..
All 7 Girls LIFTED the Girl,pacified her,joined hands together,walked together & reached WINNING Post..Officials were shocked..Many Eyes were filled with tears..It happened recently..
Racing was conducted by National Institute of Mental Health....All participants were Mentally RETARDED..
What did they teach ?
Teamwork,Humanity,Sportsman spirit,Love,Care, & Equality..
We Surely can NEVER Do this,because....We have Brains.....We have Ego....We have Attitude....
Pyar "INSAN" Se Karo Uski "Aukaat" Se Nahi.
"Rutho" Unki "Baato" Se Unse Nahi.
"Bhulo" Unki "Galtiyon" Ko Unhe Nahi. Qki
"Rishto" Se Bada kar Kuchh Bhi Nahi..
Wonderful Line-.Agar dost na milte to kabhi yakeen nahi hota kiโฆ ajanabi log bhi apno se zyada pyare kar sakte hain..
Dedicated to all my lovely friends.. ๐ ๐ป
It always gives me hope that something beautiful is round the corner ๐
Lyrics of Home by Foo Fighters ๐
Wish I were with you,
I couldn't stay,
Every direction Leads me away,
Pray for tomorrow,
Look for today,
All I want is to be home..
Stand in the mirror,
You look the same,
Just lookin' for shelter From cold and the pain,
Someone to cover,
Safe from the rain,
All I want is to be home..
Echoes and silence,
Patience and grace..
All of these moments,
I'll never replace,
No fear of my heart,
Absence of faith,
All I want is to be home..
All I want is to be home,
People I've loved,
I have no regrets,
Some I remember,
Some I forget,
Some of them living,
Some of them dead,
All I want is to be home..
One of my poems ๐
I saw the blood dripping off the face
I saw his hands nailed on crucifix
I saw him smilimg and paying for our sins..
I saw the history folding all the way
From dusty roads to the modern highways
I saw the time travellling with me
From higher powers to fake beliefs
And all those times we wondered what went wrong..
I saw the fire burning in me
From Bhopal to Chernobyl
I saw those empty hearts as well
Trying to take away whatever we have
And day after day
All those times we wondered what went wrong..
Cuz eveytime I look at the watch
And those bloody hands scratching my walls
I sit back..And I cry..
Not for what went wrong
But for what's not right
I lived in the wormhole of life
form burning past to the moving light
I lived in those spaces
And I died on that night..
"Tell some one you love them today, you might get lucky." ๐
Definition of TIME ?
Slow when you wait!
Fast when you are late!
Deadly when you are sad!
Short when you are happy!
Endless when you are in pain!
Long when you feel bored!
Every time, time is determined by your feelings and
your psychological conditions & not by clocks.
So Have A Nice Time Always.๐
When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.
100% true...
kejriwal ne pehle NAYAK dekhi
toh anti-corruption helpline chala di
kal usne JODHA-AKBAR dekhi
toh aaj darbaar laga diya
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Naya satya hai ...
Naya satya hai ...
This will help you in future interviews. Download both the pdf files attached with below post. ๐
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